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D.F.'s
Previous Columns
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Local First!™ Unless It’s Crap!™ - April 7, 2008
Problem-Solving in Tijuana: The Clean Way to Off
an Employee - March 31, 2008
No
Time for Work! I’m Getting LinkedIn! - March 24,
2008
Papa
Murphy’s Pizza and the Kid on Break - March 17,
2008
The
Plan Has Nine Steps, But It’s Not a Nine-Step
Plan - March 10, 2008
Strategic Human Resources, In Goldenrod - March
3, 2008
Privacy Schmivacy: Get Over It, Everyone Is
Watching You - February 25, 2008
GM
Loses $38 Billion: How Pleasing! - February 18,
2008
Seven
Real Ways to Know Your Employees Hate You
(From an Expert) - February 11, 2008
Still
Thinking About That $44.6 Billion Offer? Say
Yes, You Yahoo! - February 4, 2008
Kicked Upstairs; Better Than Kicked Out the Door
- January 28, 2008
Clueless About the Meeting? Fake Your Way
Through! - January 21, 2008
Scare
Your Employees With Meaningless Business
Nonsense. It’s Fun! - January 14, 2008
Fat
Guy at the Buffet: Just Like the
Retainer-Abusing Client - January 7, 2008
Netscape Was Still Around? That’s Just the
Beginning - December 31, 2007
Don’t
Be Stupid On Purpose. I’ve Tried It. It Didn’t
Work. - December 24, 2007
The
Bizarro World of Brutal Business Truth -
December 17, 2007
Wendy’s: Your Slogan
is What? - December 10, 2007
The Handshake is
History - December 3, 2007
Wrong Again on Consumer
Confidence, Whatever That Is - November 26, 2007
Thanksgiving is Over! So
Where are My Turkey Employees? - November 23, 2007
Employees on the Net: Do Your
Job, Then Dennis Kucinich and Giant Robots are OK - November 19, 2007
Skirting the Rules on
Corporate Attire - November 12, 2007
For $70 Per Hour, Ford Might
as Well Put Consultants on the Assembly Line - November 5, 2007
G-9! N-12! Southwest Airlines
Introduces Bingo Boarding - October 29, 2007
Never Repeat the Yankees’ Joe
Torre Mistake: End Performance Incentives Now! - October 22, 2007
Corporate America by the
Letters - October 15, 2007
It’s Time for CEO Fantasy
Camp - October 8, 2007
Pls Don’t Tell Me Pls. Thx. -
October 1, 2007
Don’t Ruin Jeans Day! My
Sucker Employees Were Falling For It! - September 24, 2007
Beaners Tries to Clean Its
Name to be Spic ’n’ Span - September 17, 2007
The Bureaucrats’ Wise Words:
If I Do It For You, I’ll Have to Do It for Everyone! - September 10,
2007
Raise Prices on a Bad Product?
Obviously, Matt Millen is Running NBC - September 3, 2007
Do Your Trading on the D.F.
Stock Exchange - August 27, 2007
Your Rare Opportunity to Ask
the Business Answer Man - August 20, 2007
Chairmangreenspan Bernanke to
the Rescue. Not. - August 13, 2007
Not So Many E-Mails! I Agree!
Me Too! Me Too! - August 6, 2007
West Nile Kills, and My
Client Wants You Dead - July 30, 2007
Spam Filter: The Latest
‘Solution’ That’s Worse Than the Problem - July 23, 2007
Sprint Is My New Hero:
Complaining Customers Told Goodbye - July 16, 2007
Release of iPhone Means More
Product Launch Silliness - July 9, 2007
Corporate America's Latest Silly Fad: Internal vs. External Competition
- July 2, 2007
Watch Your Back When the Turnaround Specialist Shows Up - June 25, 2007
Expect Help at 3 p.m. on Friday? Are You Crazy? - June 18, 2007
Electric Car Has Me Looking For a Place to Get Zapped - June 11, 2007
Sales Call Catastrophe: You Can't Win When They Ask 'Senior or Junior?'
- June 4, 2007
Wal-Mart, Whole Foods Face a Grave Situation - May 28, 2007
Lubed-Up Stock Market: Use Some Protection! - May 21, 2007
Sorry, Harley Dude: Ask Your Employees These Four Questions - May
14, 2007
Employees Fighting? Counselors Are Standing By - May 7, 2007
Selling the Life Out of the Dearly Departed - April 30, 2007
Godiva Chocolate Goes Mobile; Why, I Don't Know - April 23, 2007
Will Kerkorian Finally Get the Girl? - April 16, 2007
First-Name Basis with the Boss? Watch It, Mister! - April 9, 2007
The Office Romance Strikes Again - April 2, 2007
Skunkworks Groups: Destined To Be Corporatized -
March 26, 2007
The Great Corporate Fork Debate - March 19, 2007
'My Neem Ees Neeeeel!' - March 12, 2007
Jittery Investors? Sell to Me! - March 5, 2007
Moving Cheese With the Corporate Book Club -
February 26, 2007
The Bonus vs. Basic Human Nature - February 19,
2007
Which Department Should Lead? Every! - February
12, 2007
Management and the Cubicle Posting Debate -
February 5, 2007
Wall Street Tackles the Mystery of the Good/Bad
Thing - January 29, 2007
Business Wisdom Found Wanting - January 22, 2007
Catfight! 'NASDAQ Wore Our Dress!' - January 15,
2007
And Now, the 360 Performance Review - January 8,
2007
Stocks on Top, Coverage All Mixed Up - January 1,
2007
Crisis Overreaction II: The Investigation! -
December 25, 2006
The Crisis Team: We'll Overreact to Anything! -
December 18, 2006
'scare Your Employees': The Best CEO Game Ever -
December 13, 2006
Laptops So Cheap, Maybe They Should Just Eat Them
- December 6, 2006
No, Kirk! Stay! - November 29, 2006
Closing the Fiscal/Fashion Gap - November 22, 2006
D.F.'s Cure for Boring Meetings - November 15,
2006
Workplace Bullies, Workplace Wimps - November 8,
2006
Trust Me, Jobs is Innocent; He Knows Nothing -
November 1, 2006
Don't Stop With the Taurus, Truett - October 25,
2006
How Many Licks Get You Through Corporate Training?
- October 18, 2006
The 'Economy'? Ha! There's No Such Thing! -
October 11, 2006
Announcing 85.4 Consumer Happies - October 4, 2006
How Are You? The Brass at Wendy's Wants to Know -
September 27, 2006
What Does A Failing Company Have To Do To Impress?
- September 20, 2006
From Carly to Crank Calls, HP's CEO Weirdness
Continues - September 13, 2006
Management Makes a Go at the Un-IPO - September 6,
2006
My Cell Phone, My Laptop, My Freedom: Deal
With It! - August 30, 2006
No More Boss? The Joke's On You, Newbie
Entrepreneur! - August 23, 2006
Can the Kit-Kat Survive If No One Hears It Scream?
- August 16, 2006
CEOishness Avoidance Cliches - August 9, 2006
'Failure Points': Kinder, Gentler Screwups -
August 2, 2006
A Tale of Two Chairmen: Dr. Z and Mr. Lee -
July 26, 2006
A Jumbo Jet of a Labor Problem for France - July
19, 2006
Phone TV for All, Profits for None - July 12, 2006
Alliance on the Table? Or Kirk's Latest
Fable? - July 5, 2006
I Knows About Chinos and IPOs - June 28, 2006
Ethics: Silicone Honesty Implants - June 21,
2006
The Language of the Corporate Hulk - June 14,
2006
The Stock Buyers and the Stuff Buyers - June
7, 2006
America Wins in Vietnam; Commies Go Wall
Street - May 31, 2006
Dastardly Auto-Pen Frames Innocent CEO - May
24, 2006
Halliburton: The Puppy Kickers Convene in
Duncan - May 17, 2006
Country Warren and the Capitalist Fish - May
10, 2006
Ford's Biggest Departure Yet From Reality -
May 3, 2006
You Vill Vatch My Commercial! - April 26, 2006
CEO Pay Is Costing You! (Well, A Buck-Eleven)
- April 19, 2006
Better Start Doing It Right! (Because Bob Is
Watching) - April 12, 2006
Fly Free, Pay Plenty - April 5, 2006
Men and Wine Do Not Mix - March 29, 2006
Ah Paris! Now I'm Firing You For No Reason -
March 22, 2006
Carl Ichan Meets His Match With Korean
Pranksters - March 15, 2006
Someone Call Arnold! It's the Cyborg
AT&T-1000! - March 8, 2006
Work Tools? No, Silly, They're to Help You
Relax - March 1, 2006
Dumb Solutions to Non-Problems? Trust Your
Government - February 22, 2006
When Alan Opes His Lips, Let No Broker Bark -
February 15, 2006
Is Kerkorian's Guy Wacky Enough to Save GM? -
February 8, 2006
No Way To Measure Pajama-Wearing Job Creators
- February 1, 2006
The Mind-Twisting Psychology of the Investor -
January 25, 2006
It's All Fun and Games at Tax Time - January
18, 2005
Bill Me Later, And Don't Tell Anyone I'm Here - January 11, 2006
In Lieu of an Original Idea, 2006 Business
Predictions! - January 4, 2006
Living the Green Vision in the George Jetson
Mall - December 28, 2005
End
of Late Fees Brings No Happy Returns - December 21, 2005
Doctor in the House: Just Past the Frozen
Foods - December 14, 2005
And Now, The 'Eco-Walk Commutation Allowance'
- December 7, 2005
They Came for Plasma TVs,
Not Pastels - November 30, 2005
You'll Pay? Then I'll Go
Away - November 23, 2005
How Your Name
Ends Must Follow the Trend - November 16, 2005
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