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Bob Batz
Senior
Moments
Bob Batz has
been writing for newspapers for 50 years.
Batz, 68, began his writing career as a copy
boy at
The Flint (Mich.) Journal in
1958. He later was a feature writer at the
Rochester (N.Y.) Democrat & Chronicle
and The
Akron (Ohio) Beacon Journal. He
joined the staff at
The Dayton
Daily News in 1970 and retired
from that newspaper in January 2007. In the
1980s, Batz was nominated for the Pulitzer
Prize for a series of newspaper stories he
wrote on Alzheimer’s disease. He later wrote
a play titled "Long Goodbyes" that was
staged on two different occasions by the
Brookville Community Theatre. Batz and his
wife Sally have been married for almost 45
years. Both are members of the Brookville
Fire Department, which they joined in 1975.
Both are EMTs and Sally is a former
paramedic. In 2007, Bob and Sally were named
Brookville’s “Citizens of the Year” by the
local Chamber of Commerce. The Batzes have
four children, seven grandchildren, a
mortgage, two cars, crabgrass and a four-pound
dog named Matilda. For the past 10 years
Sally has been administrative secretary to
the Brookville fire chief. Since Bob’s
retirement, he has continued as an adjunct
journalism professor at the University of
Dayton where he has taught feature writing,
media writing and sports writing for 24
years. He also serves as Public Information
Officer for the Brookville Fire Department
and Public Relations Liaison for the Butler
Township Fire Department.
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Bob's
Previous Columns
Rooching for
Thingamajigs - March 31, 2008
My Maker Sends Duane
to Check Up on Me - March 24, 2008
Proud to Be an
American, and a Cleveland Browns Fan - March 17, 2008
AC/DC, Hip-Hop or
Gospel, I Crank My Car Radio - February 25, 2008
If It Weren’t for Bad
Luck . . . - February 18, 2008
I’m 68 Years Old and
I’ll Loiter If I Want To - February 11, 2008
Leap Year, Schmeap
Year! The Last Thing We Need is More February - February 4, 2008
Password for a
Password - January 28, 2008
These New Years
Resolutions Didn’t Last Long - January 21, 2008
Storm Approaching, So
Why Do I Have to Go Grocery Shopping? - January 14, 2008
The Gift to Mark 45
Years of Wedded Bliss - January 7, 2008
My Magic Number is 6 -
December 31, 2007
My Flashy Glove
Notwithstanding, I Deny Having Taken Steroids - December 24,
2007
A Christmas Adventure
and our Friendly Reindeer Savior - December 19, 2007
Come On: ‘Looks Like
New’; Translation: Isn’t - December 10, 2007
I Need New
Grandparents; How About You? - December 3, 2007
7 a.m.: No Time Like the
Present to Call Your Pal - November 26, 2007
When Life Was Cheap - November
19, 2007
Vote for Me, Bill; I Mean It,
Bruce - November 12, 2007
Rushing to the Mailbox for the
Secret Decoder Ring - November 5, 2007
Who Thought I Would Want a Pet
Parakeet? - October 29, 2007
Mounting a Comeback in the
Argument Standings - October 22, 2007
When Was the Last Time You
Smiled? Well, I Don’t Know Either! - October 15, 2007
Door-to-Door Sales and Loan
Collecting Were Not For Me - October 8, 2007
Read This Column, But Only If
the Time is Right - October 1, 2007
Batz vs. Batz in the Baby
Likeness Battle - September 24, 2007
Little Jesse, You Have Quite
an Act to Follow - September 17, 2007
The Undying Wisdom of Grandpa
Elmer - September 10, 2007
I’ve Got Your American Idols
Right Here - September 3, 2007
Need Hobby Ideas? Ask Your
Wife! - August 27, 2007
I’m Now Married to the Bionic
Woman - August 20, 2007
Dog Cages: 15 Miles Past the
Gas Grills in the Super Store - August 13, 2007
Honk If You Are Grateful to a
Soldier - August 6, 2007
Phone Books: Hotel Reading at
its Finest - July 30, 2007
Born-To-Raise-Heck Bob - July
23, 2007
Leroy Zimmerman: Lucky To Be Last - July 9, 2007
Explaining the Release Rule to the Perfect Fishing
Partner - June 25, 2007
Welcome to 2050: Another Day, Another $2,400 -
June 18, 2007
Meet the Real American Idols - June 11, 2007
Penny Candy, Nickel Cigars, Dime Novels: I
Remember That! - June 4, 2007
Help Me Get Disorganized - May 28, 2007
I'm Changing My Name to Bill - May 21, 2007
When Do You Find Time to Do Nothing? - May 14,
2007
Our Close, Personal, Complete Strangers Check In
Again - May 7, 2007
As Mom Used to Say... - April 30, 2007
CSP is Catsup? And Other Tales of the Grocery
Adventure - April 23, 2007
Sally vs. %$#& the Squirrel - April 16, 2007
It's the Bobber for Bob - April 9, 2007
The Perfect Piece for the Opunion Page - April 2,
2007
Uh, What Was I Saying? - March
26, 2007
Need Repairs? Don't Call Me -
March 19, 2007
Why Do I Need a TV Station On
My Side? - March 12, 2007
Meet the No. 1 Lolligagger -
March 5, 2007
'After All, None Of Us Are
Human' - February 26, 2007
Cheerios as a Thickening Agent,
and That's Just the Start - February 19, 2007
The Curse of Anniversary
Forgettance - February 12, 2007
Ode to Oddball Names - February
5, 2007
No Breaks for Bob - January 29,
2007
No Day Off For Ferris Batz -
January 22, 2007
Get Your 'Snug as a Bug in a
Rug' Home Now! - January 15, 2007
'Lordy, Flo, Don't He Look Like
Junior' - January 8. 2007
E-Mail: The Worst of the Worst
- January 1, 2007
You Know You're Getting
Older... - December 25, 2006
Don't Forget to Remember -
December 18, 2006
Personal Growth: Made It By a
Whisker - December 13, 2006
Gift for Wife? Just a Few Small
Suggestions, Dear... - December 6, 2006
I Wonder - November 29, 2006
I Hate Leaves - November 22,
2006
Thirty-Four Broken Laces Part
of a Good Year - November 15, 2006
I Hung Up on the President's
Mother - November 6, 2006
Orange You Glad This Wasn't
Your Birthday Present? - November 1, 2006
Better Late Than Never for
Costume Conquest - October 25, 2006
Compared to These, My Job's Not
So Bad - October 18, 2006
Meet the N-E-W Bob - October
11, 2006
Enjoy Christmas Toy Quest While
You Can - October 4, 2006
Read My Column? Please
and Thank You - September 27, 2006
The Legend of Billy G -
September 20, 2006
Awakening the DJ Inside Me -
September 13, 2006
Songwriting's Easy Now, So I
Might As Well - September 6, 2006
Memories Return With the
Ferocity of a Tiger - August 30, 2006
No Complaints - August 23, 2006
You Know It's You, Bob! -
August 16, 2006
Too Late to Start the Batz
Human Billboard Business - August 9, 2006
You've Just Gotta Wonder -
August 2, 2006Yo
Sixty-Five Years of TV Time
Flying - July 26, 2006
Here Comes Another Batz Moment - July 19, 2006
Vanity, Vanity. . . These License Plates are
Vanity! - July 12, 2006
There's
No Questioning Retirement - July 5, 2006
Wake Up and Smell the Old Sayings - June 28, 2006
Killing Time in the MRI Machine - June 21, 2006
I'd Be Lost Without Getting Lost - June 14, 2006
Sorry, Everybody - June 7, 2006
Where Have You Gone, Mr. Tap-Dancing Accordionist?
- May 31, 2006
Too Late For My Appointment With Yesterday - May
24, 2006
No Pound-Packing Love for the Skinny Guy - May 17,
2006
You Just Can't Kill Swimmy the Fishy - May 10,
2006
His Jobs, Her Jobs - May 3, 2006
Forget It, Sport - April 26, 2006
A Song In My Heart, But From Where? - April 19.
2006
A Clear Sign of Spelling Decline - April 12, 2006
Shh! Off To The Library (Don't Tell Dad) - April
5, 2006
Hark! Whatever Happened to Old Sayings? - March
29, 2006
Next Week I've Got To Get Organized - March 22,
2006
Signs of the Times - March 15, 2006
Argyle Underwear and $12,000 Handbags: You Can't
Beat E-Mail - March 8, 2006
The To-Do List to End All To-Do Lists - March 1,
2006
'Just Looking': Do You Know What That Means? -
February 22, 2006
It's 34 Years Until My Next Helping of Respect -
February 15, 2006
Stop Helping Me Through the Winter - February 8,
2006
My Big Chance To Become A . . . What? - February
1, 2006
The Food Network Has Changed My Life - January 25,
2006
Thank You, House Plants . . . Now Die! - January
18, 2006
Nothing Confirms Arthritis Like Lots and Lots of
Tests - January 11, 2006
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