That e-mail made me throw up in my mouth a little.

I think you just found the Daily Douche

If I were dating a chick with a raging case of the “man-face” . . . I’d probably do the same thing.

Jaime, are you seriously making fun of Jennifer Aniston’s Face? I bet you are much better looking, right?

Jennifer Aniston has a manlier face than I do.

I’m just saying . . .

Shouldn’t you be watching your Friends DVD’s?

you don’t have to love friends to know that jen aniston is probably way hotter than you. anyway i mostly object to the fact that you’d make fun of someone who got cheated on… again.

It’s my constitutional right.

If you don’t like it . . . you can move to Cuba.

I’ve always been a Team Angie member, so i shouldn’t care about this, but whenever anyone ends a relationships, especially due to the other’s infidelity, then they deserve some sympathy.

i wish men would sto pbehaving like the characters in vince’s movies and grow up a little before 60.

the friend is a total douche as well.

I don’t buy it. Vaughn is gay. Super gay. It’s all a smoke screen.

I’m serious.

Ask anyone who is friends with him.

“you better lock it up!”

“no you lock it up!”

good stuff

carpemundus.com - taking vince vaughns sloppy seconds since 2006

So they split over Thanksgiving plans? That is unfortunate.

http://www.celebrityfox.com/jen-and-vince-split-again/

it says they didnt even have sex….

what the hell, i go to that school and know this girl. thats the weirdest story ever.

Poor Jen. First she gets her husband stolen by a gonad collecting, blood sucking Maneater and then her boyfriend hooks up with a ditzy, clinging college twat who can’t keep her mouth shut. Talk about opposite ends of the female spectrum.

god i love wedding crashers. so many good lines. “you shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!”

to jaime: i didn’t say it wasn’t your right, i said i object to it. but i love how you say it’s your constitutional right, then tell me to move to cuba because i don’t agree with you. way to make a point. not to start an argument or anything just thought it was funny

Anyone see the video of this girl? There’s some video of her in a high school musical at http://www.theupstaged.com .

She’s got a mean set of choppers and potty mouth to go with ‘em!

“Texan sorority-sister, drama-club-loving 20-year-old named Laura “Call Me Mallory, Ya’ll” Lane.”

why do they have “ya’ll” there..shes from pennsylvania lol…
oh yeah btw…this story is hilarious and potential untrue but nonetheless its hilarious..way to go Parkland High School Class of 2004

yeah i went to highschool w/ this girl… shes definitely from Allentown, PA, not Texas, thats just where she goes to college… i’m gonna high five her over christmas break haha

she’ll also be featured in a documentary coming out soon entitled “Upstaged” for more information, go to “theupstaged.com” and see Mallory Lane, the real Mallory Lane, Laura Lane, Laura M. Lane, Mal Lane. “THEUPSTAGED.COM”

“ditzy, clinging college twat who can’t even keep her mouth shut.”
First of all, she emailed a few friends. One of whom forwarded the email to an asshole who sold her out for 8 Gs. Second, all she mentioned in her blog was that she met him. third of all, based on all evidence, she tried to part with him several times, expecting to never see him again, but he pursued it, and then she flew several countries away the next day. Lastly, she’s not a twat. Tell me you wouldn’t make out with a celebrity for the hell of it.
P.S.- Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need you to have her back. Are you seriously pitying a millionaire who can get any guy she wants? ‘Jen’ wants you to know that you are not her pal, and that she thinks you’re creepy.

EW this girl went to parkland hs in PENNSYLVANIA… vince vaughn has just hit an all time low… ive seen her in person and she’s not even pretty how much did he drink? no wonder they didnt sleep- he didnt want to not be drunk

I have some relationship advice for Jennifer Maniston.

Try using a brown paper bag next time Jenn. Sure, it’s hard to breathe in there . . . but the positive is that you can add an air to mystery to the relationship.