"As a white man, I watched helplessly as my vast criminal empire was destroyed by a high school teenager in spandex tights. With my crimes exposed by the news media, I was forced to into hiding.

"But thanks to FUBU-S, Fury's Undercover Brother Ultimates - Serum, I was able to turn my life around. As a black man with all-new DNA, I knew that none of the evidence the police had against me would stand up in court. 

"Furthermore, thanks to my exclusive contract with the SHAFT Agency to import FUBU-S from Wakanda and distribute it in the United States, rebuilding my fortune and power base has been child's play. 

"Oh, and Spider-Man? He works for me now."
FUBU-S is a veritable wonder drug, known on the street (which is the only place you can purchase it) as the Undercover Brother Serum. This secret formula alters your DNA on the genetic level and instantly transforms you into an African-American. Whether you need a quick change of identity or just desperately want to be hip, FUBU-S is the Ultimate Formula for you.

GO FROM "WORKING FOR THE MAN"  
TO "BEING DA MAN!"

As an agent of SHIELD, Nick Fury was the government's bitch. 

Now that he's the head honcho of SHAFT, he's one Bad Motherfucker.  

And he owes it all to FUBU-S.

Nick Fury: Before & After

John Bosley: Before & After
TAKE A FULL-THROTTLE RIDE 
WITH THE ANGELS

"Do you know me? My name is Bosley. Working for the Townsend Detective Agency, I live a life of action and adventure. My coworkers, Dylan, Alex, and Natalie, are three of the hottest babes on the planet. What could possibly make this any better?" 

The Undercover Brother Formula! 

"Now I can please all three of them at the same time!"

 
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE 
TO FIND OUT WHO LOVES YA, BABY? 

Lieutenant Theo Kojak of the NYPD proves that FUBU-S isn't just for anarchists anymore!

The Undercover Brother Formula is extremely popular among those seeking to increase the size of their Tootsie Roll.

Theo Kojak: Before & After
FADE TO BLACK

Xander Cage is the only mutant ever born with three different x-factors in his DNA. After being detected by Professor X, he was quickly recruited by Nick Fury, becoming SHAFT Agent XXX. Already a super-spy, XXX took FUBU-S to become an undercover brother.

FOR THE LADIES:

Are you a white chick with a boyfriend who suffers from Jungle Fever? 

The Undercover Brother Formula is now safe for Sisters too!

If only a Hip Hop Honey can get his rocks off, then FUBU-S is the party drug for you!

Alicia Masters: Before & After

MEOW!

Catwoman has always suffered a bit of an identity crisis. Going by a number of aliases (Marguerite Tone, Elva Barr, Madame Moderne, Belinda, Selina Kyle) and working a variety of day and night jobs (jewel thief, beautician, magazine publisher, maid, prostitute, stewardess, secretary, animal rights activist), Catwoman confounded Gotham City law enforcement for years. FUBU-S allowed her to make her biggest transformation yet, into Patience Phillips, a graphic artist living in Lake City.
WHEN IT'S TIME FOR A NEW 
SECRET IDENTITY

There was a time when Frank Castle was a white cop with a wife and kids. But when his family was killed by mobsters, he went underground to wage a one-man war on crime as the Punisher. Frank's vigilante exploits were headline news, and his tragic life story was soon made into a movie starring Dolph Lundgren. 

Eventually Frank made so many enemies in both law enforcement and organized crime that he needed to disappear for awhile until the heat died down. Taking the Undercover Brother Serum allowed him to evade his pursuers while continuing his crusade against the criminal underworld. As the Punisher's popularity continued to rise, Hollywood decided it was time for a sequel, this time casting Fred Williamson in the title role.

FUBU-S CHANGES HISTORY

After hunting down a group of Serbian terrorists, the Black Punisher was recruited by Nick Fury for his newly-formed SHAFT Agency. Fury introduced Castle to the Fantastic Four's Reed Richards, who loaned him a time machine. Castle was determined to go back in time to 1930s Chicago and kill Al Capone. 

Fury had him make a quick side trip to 1880 and provide secret service agent James West with a dose of FUBU-S to aid him in his ongoing battle against evil genius Dr. Loveless. 
MORE SUCCESS STORIES

Are you already a brother? That doesn't mean you can't still benefit from the Undercover Brother Serum: 

Carl Lucas was rotting in prison when he volunteered to be the first FUBU-S test subject. Transformed into Power Man, he changed his name to Luke Cage and has been kicking ass ever since...

...while Blade the Vampire Hunter uses FUBU-S to keep the undead half of his racial heritage in check. 

IS FUBU-S RIGHT FOR YOU?

The Undercover Brother Serum isn't just for larger-than-life heroes and their girlfriends. Maybe you're just a pathetic white boy who wishes he could be more popular at school. Are you tired of living in the shadow of your super-hunky best friend who always basks in the glory while you keep his dirty little secrets?

Then it's time to take matters into your own hands. Look what it did for Pete Ross: Tired of his bud Clark Kent hogging the limelight, Pete took FUBU-S and became an overnight sensation at the historically all-white Smallville High School.
A VARIETY OF USES

Obviously FUBU-S is beneficial for people of all races, even brothers who don't think they're black enough. But the Formula also solves other dilemmas. For example, if you're having problems with uptight white people, you should keep in mind that not all doses of the Serum are self-administered. When SHAFT Agents stormed the White House in 2003 to overthrow the unelected regime, Nick Fury injected Dubya with FUBU-S, doubling his IQ and endowing him with actual presidential qualities. The President changed his name to Tom Beck, and the Bush Administration coup was brought to a bloodless end.

Fury's Undercover Brother Ultimates-Serum (FUBU-S) was created by Dr. Bruce Banner using tissue samples from Isaiah Bradley, the original, African-American Captain America. FUBU-S is manufactured in Wakanda by Banner Labs and imported into the United States by Fisk Industries. Wilson Fisk's usage of FUBU-S and subsequent transformation has been documented in comic books and cartoons, so you know it's true. Banner Labs does not recommend taking more than one Ultimates Formula; The Super Soldier Serum has been shown to negate the effects of FUBU-S in some users, and combining FUBU-S with the Hulk Serum has led to undesirable results. We realize that President Bush returned in November 2004 as President Evil: Apocalypse, but this was accomplished by the Republican Party through occult means, and was not in any way a result of the Undercover Brother Formula. Although the original formula for FUBU-S was shown to cause psychosis in females, the revised formula has exhibited no side effects at all.

FISK INDUSTRIES does far more than import and distribute the Undercover Brother Formula. We offer numerous diversified services for your business and personal needs.

ONE-STOP SHOPPING
Networking is the key to success in business. As the premier international organized crime syndicate, Fisk Industries has got you covered.

EXPERT LEGAL COUNSEL
Now conveniently located in the Fisk Tower, the Law Offices of Nelson and Murdock specialize in representing superheroes and supervillains in court. How can you lose when Daredevil himself will beat the streets to prove your innocence?

MONEY LAUNDERING
Do your hands get dirty when you count your cash? Let Wilson Fisk funnel your ill-gotten gains through one of his numerous legitimate businesses.

WAKANDAN BANK ACCOUNTS
Providing the ultimate in offshore banking, the African nation of Wakanda is the ideal tax haven, where your privacy and profits are protected by complete anonymity and high-tech security.

EXECUTIVE ACTIONS
Whether you need a beautifully seductive ninja assassin or a highly-skilled homicidal maniac, Fisk Industries has the right hired killer for every situation.

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