You could argue the mark of a good sandbox game is how hard it is to reach your intended goal without getting distracted along the way. By this measure, Burnout: Paradise excels.
The long-running crash-happy console series makes its first appearance on PC, porting last year's 360/PS3 island of arcade driving anarchy into our glad hands. The result is an interesting mix of themes, but one that doesn't quite draw it all together.
Arriving on Paradise Island, the first sensation is that of being overwhelmed. While the surprisingly un-hateful radio DJ, Atomika, will pipe up with suggestions, at no point does he tell you what you should do. You're just given complete access to the game and left to it.
As you drive across the detailed and intricate land, your minimap shows the available activities. Drive into their area and trigger them, and the game begins around you. There are five categories, firstly and most obviously: Race. This spawns varying numbers of opposing cars around you, and tells you where the finish line lies. Rather brilliantly, it doesn't mark out a route. The mess of main roads, back-alleys, dirt paths, shortcuts, jumps, train tracks and subways offers many and various paths, and if you think you know a sneaky way the AI opponents don't, go for it.
The driving is magnificent. It's idiotically unrealistic, designed to let you enjoy yourself, rather than time everything to tedious perfection. The speeds you can reach are astonishing, and yet you feel in control. The only problem here is that while enjoyable, it's rarely a challenge to complete an activity. Higher difficulty levels would be appreciated.
Unlocking cars represents Paradise's only regular sense of forward progression. You gain news cars by spotting the latest charging around the island and running them off the road. They'll then be available in one of the five junkyards. Completing activities also scores you points for your licence, which will provide upgrades and make new tasks available. And that's it for any sense of cohesion to the haphazard array of... stuff. Paradise doesn't so much feel put together as spilt on the ground for no reason. Apart from the having-a-lot-of-fun reason.
As you drive between activities you'll spot features in the scenery: red billboards to smash up, yellow barriers to crash through, and Super Jumps to jump in a super way. Hundreds of them. And they're irresistible. I've cancelled races midway through upon spotting a billboard I haven't broken yet. In fact, getting to any planned destination becomes almost impossible when you spot a new shortcut which might well lead you to the rooftop of a building, with a jump off the edge that could allow you, if Boosted enough, to reach that billboard you spotted earlier.
Yet crashing, Burnout's joie de vivre, is peculiarly bylined. While crashes look spectacular - as the whole game does - they play a minimal role. Burnout 3: Takedown's wondrous junction-based crashing games are replaced by a deeply silly car-bouncing thing, which is neither satisfying nor nearly as extraordinary. Also, the insistence on unskippable slo-mo after mistakes in races is maddening. Plus the porting, while perfect in-game, is a dreadful mess for starting up and menus. It's hard to believe a human had anything to do with it.
The 'Ultimate Pack', as the PC release so boldly calls itself, contains all the additional free content that's been released since the original console version. This includes a Party Pack that allows you to play with up to eight others on one machine, in a mode designed to satisfy the SingStar generation. There's also the enormous Bikes Pack, that reimagines the island for motorbikes, with new tasks. Also included are all the improvements that have been made, including day/night cycles, and an option to instantly restart failed events, rather than laboriously driving back to where they start. Much more is planned, including a complete expansion to the city due soon this year.
A truckload of fantastic online modes include versions of the singleplayer activities, as well as very many daft co-op challenges. There are even best times and best bouncy-crash scores for every single road in the game.
With a clearer incentive to progress, Paradise would have the cohesion it lacks. But it's still a stupendous amount of fun to play. It doesn't offer a challenge for hardcore racing fans, but instead presents you with a giant island of opportunities for mucking about and enjoying yourself. Which is just fine.
Sounds good, yes, but does it come with DRM SecuROM a la EA's usual overreaching style and limited activations? That has become one of my standard "Must-Be-Answered-Before-I-Buy" questions for PC games these days.
John Walker failed to mention in his review that there is NO KNOWN WAY TO QUIT THE GAME! Frankly quite a ridiculous omission, you have to ctrl+alt+del to stop playing... Stupid but true!
I almost bought the 360 version, then while I was in the que at my local game I scanned the back of the box and realised there was no local multiplayer what a big step backward. I used to love playing Burnout with mates and a few controllers but now they've scrapped it presumably for the sake of cutting down on menus. I know there is still multiplayer on Live but alot of people dont have live I do but what if my friend doesn't, I want to be able to play against a mate on the same console. If they can do something without a menu then fair enough do that, but don't trim down your features list in order to have less menus. No party pack designed for taking turns can ever be the equal to a head to head race or game of road rage. CVG please tell your friends at Criterion to include Local Multiplayer in their next update. They already have all of the multiplayer mechanics in place I dont think it would be that complicated to add.
heres the easy way to quit out of burnout paradise on the pc "uninstall the game and sell it to cex" or if you havnt bought it yet stear well clear of it unless you have an xbox or ps3 youll be wasting your time. also if you want to play with a control pad typicaly its already setup for the 360 pad.
oh and the spec required for it are wrong "just how an x1300 can run this game is just rubbish" my laptop only just runs it (lap top spec cpu:core 2 duo T5750 @ 2.0ghz, 4gb ddr2 667mhz ram, 256mb dedicated x3470 hd graphics) basicly the minimum spec required is too low for the game to run without any frame rate problem and to be honest this is a console game ported to the pc. it would be the same if crysis was ported on to the consoles it would suffer graphical losses and would suffer huge frame rate issues.
That's too bad since its a great game on the 360. I can agree with the menus though since the first time I played I coudln't figure out how to exit. I don't know why the hell you would cancel a race if you saw a billboard. You're going to be driving around the city long enough to just tackle billboards why ruin our race? I think they should have sectioned off the island as well but sooner or later you find your groove. The free roaming in an action game is a new idea and you're going to have a 50/50 opinion more like it.
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