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January 14, 2008

Edison and Franklin Invented Nothing; It Was Their Mothers!

 

They say that necessity is the mother of all invention, and now that I have two children under the age of two, that makes a lot of sense. There are lots of inventions I’d never thought I’d need, but do. Like the Pack-n-Play that makes overnight travel not only possible, but enjoyable. Or the crib mobile, whose soothing sounds help keep me from toppling over from tiredness – baby rocking in my arms – at 4 a.m.

 

So, while that saying may be true, I have a feeling that behind many famous inventions, there was a mom. Their children have received the recognition, money or fame for these inventions, but it’s time to give credit where credit is due.

 

For example, the game of basketball.

 

History tells us that a Canadian native, looking for a game kids could play indoors during cold winters, invented it. But if I were a betting woman, I’d put money on the fact that he got the idea from his mom, who – like me – used it as a fun way to get her children to pick 100 toys off the living room floor. All he did was name it, add some rules, and paint lines on the floor.

 

There’s also the fireplace mantel.

 

Indoor fires have been around since people lived in caves. Later, chimneys allowed that to be done a little more safely. So let’s face it: Mantels aren’t a necessity for smoke to exit a building. But they’re absolutely required for keeping pictures, vases and candles off of end-tables and out of a toddler’s reach. My apologies to the 17th Century castle architects of England and Spain, but come on guys! The cat is out of the bag. You and I both know that your moms, in desperate need of a way to keep you from drinking the oil from lamps, or from treating the gunpowder like a sandbox, surely gave you the original mantelpiece idea.

 

And let us not forget the car radio.

 

Two brothers, Paul and Joseph Galvin, invented the first car radio in the 1930s. I have two sons myself, and it is without reservation that I assure you this idea came from their mother.

 

In the car, children have to be entertained. And when they’re too young to punch each other playing Slug Bug, that diversion from the fact that they’re trapped in a backseat for who-knows-how-long can only come from one place. Mom. So while Mrs. Galvin may not have hooked a wire up to a battery down below and an antenna up above, she undoubtedly gave her boys news reports, sang silly songs and more.

 

Who knows? Perhaps she should also be credited for the first radio commercial. She may just have been bored enough to talk to her boys – on walks to the store or in the kitchen while making dinner – about the beauty of such recently invented products as instant coffee, toasters or Band-Aids.  

 

The more I think about it, the more this makes sense, and I’m positive that moms are behind a lot more inventions that their sons eventually perfected.

 

A few more come quickly to mind. Toasters. (Bread? It’s OK, but hot bread is even better and I’m tired of burning my fingers!). Remote controls. (If my husband gets up from the couch, he might see that I’m taking a shot straight from the bottle while I make his whiskey and Coke). Telephones. (Help! It’s 2 p.m. and I need some adult conversation – and fast!)

 

And – my personal favorite – the Doppler radar (Mittens? Rain boots? Well, he’ll just have to carry all these items to school and there won’t be any room for his books in his backpack – again!)

So, like me, you may have thanked our foremothers for inventing parenthood conveniences like baby monitors, Bumbo chairs and bottle warmers. I am happy to have brought you – just like Paul Harvey says – the rest of the story.

 

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