if it's his grandmother's credenza, he should get to keep it....

funny, i would say that the picture looks like a hockey-themed gay porn....

that newark airport thing was so cruel....

yikes! but who the hell eats found food without giving it a thorough inspection??...

seriously, the city needed a good soaking. it was beginning to smell a little. ...

"holed up in the trendy SoHo Grand and later partied with Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jordan." hmm. mindy singing a tune while roger shoots roids into his buttocks, monica gives someone a BJ and MJ t...

smoking can be deadly?...

that no smoking in AC sounds great. not that i go all that often, but it might make it a better choice than the casinos in CT now....

that's super cool. too bad someone fucked it up....

wow. talk about lacking street smarts. or just smarts in general....

when you gotta go, you gotta go?...

mmm...bloomin' onion....

gelatin comes from (says wiki): pork skins, pork and cattle bones, or split cattle hides. TASTY!!...

i hear that mccain secretly prefers chicago-style pizza....

as long as they don't poke me in the face because they're super large, then i'm all for people using them. that wouldn't make them any less douchebagby though....

i predict more shrieking kids at us open kids day than at the wnba game....

mmm. dirty water. wait, mmm...jennifer connelly....

i wonder where the honeymoon will be? the conjugal visit trailer?...

that might be the worst game ever. the only thing worse is badland booker's rapping!...

they actually make a cute couple. ...