ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Perez Hilton To Be Deposed In Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Trial Of Century!, at 3:05 PM on Oct 11 No shit she never "handled" it. Someone else cut the lines, she just snorted! more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on An illinois middle school, at 6:20 PM on Oct 2 @the_mayoress: What a coincidence! We had a Mr. Belding too, only he was much younger and blonder. He promised more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Do The "Dirty Hipster", at 3:00 AM on Sep 30 @twoblackeyes: You're really not helping your argument. You live in The 'Burg? Because it's 'hip', right? more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Do The "Dirty Hipster", at 1:11 PM on Sep 29 @twoblackeyes: Beer at a hole in the wall place that has a good jukebox and minimal amount of assholes. more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Do The "Dirty Hipster", at 1:22 PM on Sep 28 The Fucktard Cocktail: 1. Bump of coke 2. Mix in PBR 3. Add a dash of "Ironic" music 4. Twirl you dumbass rat tail 4. more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on iPods Cause Crime, at 1:15 PM on Sep 28 Violent reactions shouldn't be a surprise. Has anybody else had the misfortune to catch the constant running of the more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Things I'd Rather Forget, at 8:15 PM on Sep 27 Balk, you must feel so terrible! I'm sure the guy that got hit doesn't feel half as bad as you! more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Heidi Montag Was Willing To Die For Those Fake Boobs, at 3:01 PM on Sep 27 @fivehole: Yes, I'm a product of public schooling. I'm sure you can't say the same. more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on What Does Bill O'Reilly Really Say About Black People?, at 1:58 PM on Sep 27 Bill, of course, is known not to ever take things out of context. more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Bushwick Hipsters Fight Against NYPD Persecution, at 6:28 PM on Sep 26 Wow, these poor (rich) kids have it pretty rough. I mean, when I get stopped by cops in my 'hood more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Bushwick Hipsters Fight Against NYPD Persecution, at 6:22 PM on Sep 26 @SharonTaint: Make that West Williamsburg. more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on The 'Mad Men' Guide to New York, at 2:54 PM on Sep 26 There's no voice overs in Mad Men. more » [gridskipper]

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Heidi Montag Was Willing To Die For Those Fake Boobs, at 11:08 AM on Sep 26 Apparently, to entice Heidi into the surgery, the doctor threw in a labotomy. more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Bill O'Reilly Visits "Ghetto," Finds Blacks Well-Behaved, at 6:22 PM on Sep 25 Bill was also surprised that "those people used utensils" because he "thought all they [blacks] ate was watermelon and bananas. more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on This tops the list of four-word, at 1:47 PM on Sep 24 Oh, don't be so hard on Meg. She's cute cute-- in a retarded baby kinda way. more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on Is There A Gay Roofie Date Rape Epidemic?, at 1:51 PM on Sep 20 Hey, if Perez wants it, he's gonna get it. more »

ChupaCaBrooklyn commented on The Ghost of MisShapes Future, at 4:30 PM on Sep 14 #8: There fucking, Gawker. Princess Coldstare's smiling, are you happy? Now, you know why she doesn't do it more more »