Puerco commented on What Should Be In A First Period Kit?, at 1:41 PM on Nov 19 That kit needs some tampons in it, not just some fricking pads! My mom prepared me well for the eventuality of womanhood, but I got my first period when I was away at horseback riding camp, a camp that we didn't realize until the first night there, was a CHRISTIAN camp. more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on The beauty industry in the, at 9:36 PM on Nov 15

@popularheresy: What? more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on The beauty industry in the, at 9:33 PM on Nov 15

@tailfeather: I always end up buying stuff from Milani! more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on Posin' Zac Posen, at 9:09 PM on Nov 15

@marzipan_baby: Oh my god, did he also have a matador outfit? more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on There's Something About Maggie..., at 7:15 PM on Nov 13

The shoes look like she stumbled into a vagina patch on the way to the event

Puerco commented on Were You a Judy Blume Enthusiast or a Babysitters Club Nerd?, at 8:56 PM on Nov 8

Christopher Pike! more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on Gina Gershon's Gentleman's Garb, at 8:20 PM on Nov 8

She is such a lezzer. more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on Pagans Are Like So Totally Trendy, Protected By Constitution, at 5:07 PM on Nov 5

@braak: they were like, narwhals

Puerco commented on Cameron "Crater Face" Diaz Feels Our Pimple Pain, at 12:08 AM on Oct 23

@SpringheelJill: what is the etymology of your name? more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on Jonathan Rhys Meyers: Shiny Jacket, Jeans, Shoes; Plunging V-Neck, at 6:25 PM on Oct 22

I hate those American Apparel Summer shirts on men. more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on Cameron "Crater Face" Diaz Feels Our Pimple Pain, at 6:20 PM on Oct 22

@drhouse: My gyno swore that Yaz would be awesome for my adult-onset acne and so did everyone else I know and yet when I took it, it resulted in deep-under-the-skin cystic zits. more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on OMG, Lisa D'Amato, our favorite, at 5:05 PM on Oct 8

I was hoping this was going to be a rap-ified version of the Motorhead song. more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on Hey Baby, Let Me See Your Nuggets: People Hook Up In Weird Places, at 4:53 PM on Oct 8

Wait, a chicken factory? more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on Getting Gorgeous On A Global Level, at 5:36 PM on Oct 2

@ThaKadinskyPapers: I have not had this done, but my tranny friend just had a bunch of hair, armpits and otherwise, laser removed and he said that it felt like little tight ribber bands snapping in quick succession, and that it hurt like fuck and he had to take a valium before the ordeal, but that being hairless was totally worth it. more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on Getting Gorgeous On A Global Level, at 5:29 PM on Oct 2

What? more » [jezebel]

Puerco commented on Lindsay Lohan's Great (Slightly-Green) Pumpkin Caper, at 5:26 PM on Oct 2

Why is it that she refuses to wear pants?

Puerco commented on The very unanonymous Restaurant, at 11:43 PM on Sep 25

@newtojezebel: I could bother to construct some witty reply to your stupid little grammar lesson ("I was reading this book by a great writer and they did it also"- nice), but what would be the point? more »

Puerco commented on The very unanonymous Restaurant, at 5:55 PM on Sep 25

@newtojezebel: God, you're SO no fun.