Prepare to have your minds crushed by the shredding metal sounds of the four most hardcore kids this side of Little Superstar, as they cover Iron Maiden. Not only is she adorable, but that little girl’s head-banging skills make Vince Neil look like Michael Bolton.

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Some of you may have already seen this video, but for those of you haven’t: be warned. Depending on your state of mind you’ll either find it hilarious, adorable or terrifying. Right now I’m wavering between the last two.

Link via Collegehumor

This photograph, courtesy of TMZ, is too good not to share:

The video plays like a trailer to Terminator 4, Paris Hilton’s future self coming back to save her young self from dying in the famous Hyde Electrical Fire of 2007. Seriously, take our word and watch these two stumble out of their SUV. In the meantime, we’ll be waiting for Granny’s crotch-shots to surface any minute now.

I always find it cute when a girl who doesn’t play video games makes her controller *jump* when she wants the character on the screen to jump. It’s adorable. This, on the other hand, is not. It’s terrifying. The woman in this video is either playing a boxing game on Nintendo Wii or fending off an invisible rapist, it’s hard to tell. But either way, it’s hilarious.


Vid via Deadspin

I’ve said this before, but I really mean it this time: This is the single greatest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. Trapped In The CLAUSet. Watch part 1 below, and the rest of the series here. R. Kelly’s Trapped In The Closet is the gift that keeps on giving.

What happens when celebrities take a job at a supermarket to make some extra cash? Supermarket of the Stars answers all of those questions, as both the awesome Illeana Douglas and Justine Bateman strap on their pink aprons to find out, in scenes that include “price check” line readings with the Indian manager. This is one of the best vids we’ve ever seen on Youtube, we swear it.

We don’t remember this preview for the 2006 MTV Movie Awards featuring Topher Grace, Flava Flav and Jessica Alba. Perhaps the over-abundance of the term “Pee-Pee Gun” rubbed the censors the wrong way, or perhaps we ourselves went to the toi-toi during a commercial break on Date My Mom… anyway, men, women and Brigitte Nielsen should really enjoy this one.

(Via College Humor)

When the folks at Fasthugs dropped this incredibly long rant about Celebrity Duets’ Marie Osmond (complete with video evidence to back up their “she’s a douchebag” claims) we were impressed. But it was this video they posted today that really blew our minds. It’s part of the How Can I Tell If I’m Really In Love series, and it reminds us that A) the 80’s were awesome, and B) Jason Bateman wasn’t always as cool as Michael Bluth. He was much, much cooler.

After you’re done watching that video, it’s time to watch this one. Just incredible. So do you have something you want us to check out? Drop it now!

I love Celine Dion. I’m dropping the “royal we” here, people, because this is very personal to me. Is she funny? Obvs. Is she also a golden gift of talent and poise delivered from God up on high? Def. The following commercial for Celine Dion’s perfume (where Celine breaks into a family’s house and awakes them with her siren song while hiding under their tree) is a great “True Fan Test.” Watch it, and if it has just described your PERFECT Christmas morning, then you are a real Celine lover. For some of you, this video will probably fall somewhere between “The Night We Found Grandma Dead” and “Aretha Franklin’s Rack” on your horror-charts… Like the family in this commercial, for examp.

When Heidi Klum released a Christmas video last week we were impressed by how great she sounded (and… ok, fine, how great she looked.) Well, now former supermanmodel Janice Dickinson has decided to release her own version of a holiday classic to promote the upcoming Oxygen special, Christmas With The Dickinsons. We suggest you watch this with the sound off. And your eyes closed.

Vid via PerezHilton

Whats the deal with Santa? The former Christmas star unleashed a tirade of racial slurs toward a group of audience members who heckled the “jolly man” at a comedy club late last night. Warning: This video is profane and racial.

It’s a shame, really. The elves are calling for a boycott of Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. Such a shame.

When we initially reported about Jessica Simpson’s breakdown while singing Dolly Parton’s “9-to-5″ at the Kennedy Center Honors this weekend, there were two things that seemed fairly certain: 1. It sounded like an intensely embarrassing, startling (and definitely hilarious) experience, what with Simpson flubbing the lines and then quitting mid-song, blaming “nerves”; and 2. The performance would definitely never, ever see the light of day, especially considering that Simpson re-recorded the song at the end of the event for when it will air on CBS.

So it was actually our faces that turned red when none other than Inside Edition nabbed footage from the show… and, brace yourselves… it’s much less humiliating than we had prayed. Kind of looks like Jessica had eaten some New Jersey Taco Bell pre-song, or perhaps she remains one of the few celebrities with just enough body fat to maintain period cramps. Even her dash off the stage is kind of boring, and even a little… (gulp) cute. And we finally discover the one thing that Ashlee Simpson does better than Jessica: Making a complete ass out of herself on television. Sometimes, moments like these are best saved for the Youtube that is our perverted imaginations.
p.s. How sweet is Reese Witherspoon?

Excuse the grainy home video footage, but we have finally located the only two rappers in the world who are actually worse than Kevin Federline. In what clearly has to be a part of our government’s reinvigorated immigration reform initiative, a couple of Immigration and Naturalization Services Agents use some fresh beats to bust out the 411 on how to find a better life in the US, without getting yourselves reported. If there’s one thing the swarthy heathens understand, it’s dope rhymes!

We love Amy Poehler. It’s that simple. If you missed her mini-monologue directed at Britney Spears from Saturday Night Live this weekend, we beyg (yes, BEYG) you to watch it. Our new Myspace Headline? “There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza.” Amy is turning into kind of a pubic-hair-etiquette expert, with some hilarious grooming-related quotes in last month’s Bust Magazine as well. She’s the best!

I missed the whole Flavor Of Love boat, but I think I’m going to love New York. What’s not to love about a woman who gets so repulsed by a guy’s neck beard she almost loses one of her fake eyelashes over it? That’s marriage material, my man. Check out this I Love New York preview. It’s hard to believe things didn’t work out with her and Flav, isn’t it?

We’ve only recently become privy to the hilarity that is Catherine Tate, the British comedian who is shaping up to be the Tracy Ullman for a new millenium. Ms. Tate is a sensation overseas, and it took a while for us to warm to her style… but this video from her self-titled show is what sealed the deal. Kind of NSFW — you might want to put your headphones on.

I’ve been having trouble trying to choose between getting a PS3 or Nintendo Wii. This Mac parody ad has made my decision a whole lot easier. Not because it’s particular funny or anything, but because damn… that Wii is hot.

Four days into December, it’s time to start filling yourself up with holiday cheer. What better way to start than by watching this video by Sin Destroyers, the “world’s Christianest rock band.” We knew Jesus rocked, but we had no idea he rocked this hard.


Vid courtesy of CC Insider

If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably endured hundreds of sleepless nights over the past 13 months wondering how R. Kelly’s epic “Trapped In The Closet” rap opera was going to play out. After blowing our minds with 12 videos that could only be described as brilliant, R. took a break. And although there were initally rumors of 20 more chapters to come, a national tour, a play based on the song and a potential TV series, nothing has come to fruition. For the past year we’ve been left in the dark as to what will become of Sylvester, Gwendolyn, Rufus, the midget hiding in the cupboard and the rest of our favorite characters. Would we ever see them again? Will anything get resolved? Would R. Kelly ever venture back into the closet?

Well, the folks at Idolator came upon a casting call for the next chapter(s) of the series, and oh man, are we excited! Apparently Kelly is looking to fill the roles of an African American couple in their 60’s named Myrna & Odell, a white mafia-type guy named Joey, and a 20 person choir. Why? How the hell would we know? I don’t even think R. Kelly knows. But if this means we’re one step closer to some closet closure… well, then this might be the best news we’ve heard all year.

To see the first 12 videos, click here. Come on. You know you want to.

We know it’s Monday. We know it’s earlyish. But it wouldn’t be right if we didn’t pass along the brilliance that is this clip of Clay Aiken singing the Christmas ear-bleeder “All is Well.” Only, all is not well by minute 3:30 or so, when they strangely chub-faced lesbionic crooner’s voice starts cracking like a plumber’s ass. The audience then joins his strained vocals and cracks up. A truly priceless clip, we can’t help but wonder: Is Clay Aiken officially througher than through?
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Last week on The Megan Mullally Show, Neil Patrick Harris taught Hollywood closet cases an important lesson about the perks of publicly coming out - you are now completely free to be as gay as you’d like, which Doogie embraces by an impromptu performance from Les Mis. You listenin’, Cruise? You’re one People Magazine cover away from realizing your lifelong dream of performing “Memories” from Cats perched fabulously atop Oprah’s sofa.

This might be the funniest/most surreal Family Feud question we’ve seen ever. The question: What kind of fish describes your man in the bedroom? The answers: Make little to no sense. Take our word and stick around for the end, when host John O’Hurley reveals those fish not chosen. Survey says? Hilarious.

*FYI: Black Rock Cod is a real fish.