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Where'd You Go, Bernadette [Kindle Edition]

Maria Semple
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (186 customer reviews)

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Maria Semple's Where'd You Go Bernadette is the book that comes closest to matching Jonathan Safran Foer's 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close'. It's the highly charged story of a high achieving child, her genius Microsoft star employee father and her reclusive award-winning mother Bernadette. The family trip to Antarctica may well be their undoing. This is a hilarious novel with undoubtedly the pushiest parents ever captured in ink (Patrick Neale, Jaffe & Neale Bookshop THE BOOKSELLER)

Where'd You Go Bernadette by Maria Semple is an innovative comic novel. The eponymous Bernadette was once a great architect but has fallen into a cycle of agoraphobia and misanthropy in Seattle. She is a bitter character who despises most other people but she's actually quite charismatic. I found myself rooting for her, which is testament to Semple's accomplished style and characterisation (Ruth Hunter, Bertrams THE BOOKSELLER)

Where'd You Go, Bernadette is fresh and funny and accomplished, but the best thing about it was that I never had any idea what was going to happen next. It was a wild ride... (Kate Atkinson)

A fresh, flamboyantly witty new voice (Helen Fielding)

A delightfully funny book, that constantly catches one by surprise, Where'd You Go, Bernadette combines a shrewdly observed portrait of Seattle life with, of all things, a mysterious disappearance in Antarctica. A pleasure (Matthew Kneale, author of English Passengers)

Maria Semple dissects the gory complexities of familial dysfunction with a deft and tender hand. Where'd You Go, Bernadette is a triumph of social observation and black comedy by a skillful chronicler of moneyed malaise. (Patrick de Witt, author of The Sisters Brothers)

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Maria Semple's Where'd You Go, Bernadette is the book that comes closest to matching Jonathan Safran Foer's 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close'. It's the highly charged story of a high achieving child, her genius Microsoft star employee father and her reclusive award-winning mother Bernadette. The family trip to Antarctica may well be their undoing. This is a hilarious novel with undoubtedly the pushiest parents ever captured in ink (Patrick Neale, Jaffe & Neale Bookshop THE BOOKSELLER )

Where'd You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple is an innovative comic novel. The eponymous Bernadette was once a great architect but has fallen into a cycle of agoraphobia and misanthropy in Seattle. She is a bitter character who despises most other people but she's actually quite charismatic. I found myself rooting for her, which is testament to Semple's accomplished style and characterisation (Ruth Hunter, Bertrams THE BOOKSELLER )

The characters in Bernadette may be in real emotional pain, but Semple has the wit and perspective and imagination to make their story hilarious. I tore through this book with heedless pleasure (Jonathan Franzen )

Where'd You Go, Bernadette is fresh and funny and accomplished, but the best thing about it was that I never had any idea what was going to happen next. It was a wild ride... (Kate Atkinson )

A fresh, flamboyantly witty new voice (Helen Fielding )

A delightfully funny book, that constantly catches one by surprise, Where'd You Go, Bernadette combines a shrewdly observed portrait of Seattle life with, of all things, a mysterious disappearance in Antarctica. A pleasure (Matthew Kneale, author of English Passengers )

Maria Semple dissects the gory complexities of familial dysfunction with a deft and tender hand. Where'd You Go, Bernadette is a triumph of social observation and black comedy by a skillful chronicler of moneyed malaise. (Patrick de Witt, author of The Sisters Brothers )

In this funny, clever book, notorious architectural genius Bernadette disappears and it's up to her daughter Bee to find her. One to watch this summer (ESSENTIALS magazine )

A funny, flamboyant portrait of a flawed heroine's attempts to fit in (MARIE CLAIRE )

An absorbing and witty book (STAR magazine )

If you loved the humour of A Visit From The Goon Squad, pack this sharp, witty novel... we love the way the story is told through a series of emails and memos, and applaud its message that everyone is a bit mad, no matter what they look like. A fabulously kooky tale from one of the writers of TV's Arrested Development (EASY LIVING )

Despite its underlying despair, this is no neurotic gloomfest, but a clever, witty page-turner with sparkling dialogue, some hilarious episodes and a heart that gradually melts (You magazine, MAIL ON SUNDAY )

Bernadette Fox was a visionary architect, now she's a recluse, and when she goes missing, daughter Bee must track her down. Don't miss this funny debut from SNL scriptwriter Maria Semple (GRAZIA )

Maria Semple's deeply touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter's place in the world. A seriously compulsive read (STYIST magazine )

Where'd You Go, Bernadette is constructed from a collection of self-absorbed perspectives, and Maria Semple ensures each expertly pitched voice is both target and author of its own satire. In what is at times a sad and painful tale about family dysfunction, black comedy waylays sentimentality. Semple's second novel is a witty, thrilling adventure about creation, destruction, the Antarctic - and the maternal bond (THE OBSERVER )

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 528 KB
  • Print Length: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Weidenfeld & Nicolson (7 Jun 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0297867288
  • ISBN-13: 978-0297867289
  • ASIN: B007TH3CHU
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (186 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,619 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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More About the Author

Maria Semple lives in Seattle, WA. After writing for lots of TV shows, she turned to "real" writing. THIS ONE IS MINE is her first novel.
Visit her at www.mariasemple.com

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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Foxy lady. 22 July 2013
By Sue Kichenside TOP 500 REVIEWER
Format:Paperback
Does it make any difference when you come to read a book? I think it does. Coming to this straight from the doom and gloom of Rachel Joyce's follow-up to Harold Fry, Perfect, I plunged into this engaging story with palpable relief! Like 'Perfect', it centres on a mother's breakdown but there the similarity most definitely ends.

Where'd You Go Bernadette reminds me of a lemon meringue pie. The top layer is a light and frothy confection of emails, faxes, news articles, letters and reports revolving around the disappearance of Bernadette Fox. Bernadette was the most promising female architect of her generation. Now a home-bod and borderline agoraphobic, she is the tart lemony middle layer, throwing out caustic criticism of her provincial Seattle neighbours, local drivers and enraging all the other school 'moms'. She's a wonderful creation. At the base is a crisp satire on the American dream. Maria Semple's passages about creativity in architecture and corporate life at Microsoft are particularly enlightening.

A deceptively easy yet multi-layered read - and a highly entertaining one. 4.5*
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Delightful 30 April 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
It's been impossible to live in Seattle and not hear and read people gushing about this novel so I thought I'd see for myself what the fuss is all about. They weren't wrong - the novel is delightful. Semple's writing is fresh, fast-paced and funny and you quickly grow to love (or loathe) all the characters and it's practically impossible to put the book down.
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18 of 19 people found the following review helpful
By K. J. Noyes TOP 500 REVIEWER
Format:Hardcover
Really enjoyed this. Loved the style, story and Bernadette.

Bee is 15, and she adores her mum. Her mum Bernadette is a tour de force - strong, opinionated, intelligent, not afraid to be disliked.
Until one day she disappears.

Bee and her father must go in search of their missing wife/mum, almost to the ends of the earth. This sounds serious, but it's a very funny book. The school and neighbour scenes are almost hilarious in their everyday nit-picking annoyance, with Bernadette's reactions admirable yet scary.

It was a surprise for me to see this in the longlist (and then shortlist) for the 2013 Women's Prize as, though I enjoyed it, I didn't think it would stand up with the company one expects to see in this longlist. It's enjoyable but still on the light side.

I thought Bee was the weak link in the book, I couldn't see the intelligence for which she was so highly praised coming out in the character (not like the YA narrators in John Green's books for example) - she's just an everyday teenager.

Really flew through this. Nice sense of humour - will use the 'gnat' idea! For a reading group, parenting responsibilities and social behaviour, among others are topics that could be discussed.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Quirky 18 Dec 2013
By J. Ang
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
This novel starts out well, as the reader puts together pieces of a once-promising architect Bernadette Fox's life, through the eyes of her daughter Bee.

For about two-thirds of the novel, the narrative is a composite of emails, documents, magazine articles, live blogs, and even FBI reports, which gives the book much of its refreshing character and charm, as they are interspersed with 15-year-old Bee's take on the gradual unravelling of Bernadette and her marriage to Microsoft-genius husband Elgie. Much of the humour in this book comes in the way of uproariously funny correspondence between fixer-upper moms (dismissed as 'gnats' by Bernadette) who view her reclusive stance in the close-knit community in the backwaters of Seattle as a threat to their vision of attracting "Mercedes Parents" to an essentially "Subaru Parent" kind of school. The tussle between Bernadette's creative genius that she left behind and the need to nurture as a parent, which she seems to fail at, emerges as a central concern in the novel.

Semple displays an acute sense of comic timing that comes from her years of experience as a television writer that includes "Ellen", "Arrested Development" and "Saturday Night Live". However, the break in epistolary mode in the last third of the novel (kind of, as it is essentially Bernadette's looong letter to Bee), did not work as well for me, as it attempted to explain too much.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant read! 27 July 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Would have been 5 stars, but I'm still not sure about the ending! Could well be I'd give it 5 after a second read!
Great characters and easy to empathise with them all, unusual when they're all so different. Bernadette herself is gradually revealed as a complex character....will say no more for fear of spoiling it! Even Seattle, the setting for the novel, develops a persona!
The story is told by various characters, both in dialogue and through e-mails and it's a great way of understanding different views on the same event. Humour, sometimes black, abounds and it all adds up to a fascinating book that was hard to put down.
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10 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Best book I've read this year 6 Aug 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
Stunning debut from Maria Semple. Witty. Beautifully observed. Laugh aloud storyline; reminiscent of Salmon Fishing in the Yemen for knitting together bizarre elements and turning them into a can't-imagine-where-this-is-going-next page turner. I was almost put off by the ringing cover endorsement from Jonathan Franzen, but finally, he and I agree about the literary merit of a specific book! Buy it now and prepare to be hugely entertained.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Unusual and quirky, but lovely
This is a different and quirky book . I could relate to the characters, despite the book being written as a collection of email and document exchanges. Read more
Published 2 days ago by Dona Rendell
5.0 out of 5 stars Epistolary novel that will grab you with each dramatic thread and...
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Published 7 days ago by Ginger D. Harman
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Read and you'll learn as well.
A very well written book that went down all sorts of different alleyways but didn't get lost on the way. Read more
Published 9 days ago by camdenn
5.0 out of 5 stars Fabulous, funny, refreshing
I loved this book. I loved all the characters, even the annoying ones, and thought the whole thing was well written using such a wide variety of mediums to tell the story - from... Read more
Published 9 days ago by supersal
3.0 out of 5 stars Quirky novel
This was very different to my normal choice of book and I ordered it as it was recommended in a book club. Read more
Published 11 days ago by Debs
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
I bought this book last year and was absolutely hooked on it. I loved the way it was written in letter form and how Bernadette is still really likeable despite how unsocial she is. Read more
Published 24 days ago by sophie harris
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book club read
Read this as part of book club and was a fantastic read. Enjoyed by a diverse group of people. Deffo a female read. Quite an american book.
Published 1 month ago by Mumof2
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent read
What a joy this book was - clever, funny and well written. It certainly deserves all the acclaim it has received. Don't be put off by the quirky cover, this is not 'chick-lit'. Read more
Published 1 month ago by K. Ashley
4.0 out of 5 stars easy read
another american story form the womens prize for fiction short list - despite this it's a good and easy read
Published 1 month ago by niki underhill
4.0 out of 5 stars A bit of a slow story line but a good read
Story Line was very slow at the beginning, it only gets interesting towards the end which is where Bernadette goes missing! A good read though!
Published 1 month ago by LadyHasnaa
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