Ted 2012

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(618) IMDb 7.1/10
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Mark Wahlberg stars as John, a man whose Christmas wish as a child was that his teddy bear, Ted, would come to life and be his best friend forever. Amazingly, John's wish comes true - but unfortunately Ted turns out to be a swearing, pot-smoking delinquent who reduces John's life to rubble.

Starring:
Giovanni Ribisi, Mark Wahlberg
Runtime:
1 hour 45 minutes

Available in HD on supported devices

Ted

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Product Details

Genres Comedy
Starring Giovanni Ribisi, Mark Wahlberg
Studio NBC Universal
BBFC rating Suitable for 15 years and over
Original languages English
Rental rights hour viewing period. Details
Purchase rights Stream instantly and download to 2 locations Details
Format Amazon Instant Video (streaming online video and digital download)

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Ted DVD. 8 Jan 2013
By Jan
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Very funny film and good value. Worth noting this teddy bear is for adult humour and not young children as people may perceive due to title.
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74 of 89 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Easily the best comedy of the year 12 Sep 2012
By Jon
Format:DVD
Ted is hilarious, rude and crude (possibly the word you will see in every review of this movie). The film is cast with comedy gold, with a smattering of Family Guy voice actors thrown in for good measure, and the one-liners smack you in the face right from the beginning. The hilarious narration (provided by Patrick Stewart) supplies a healthy handful of these. The mention of the Apache helicopter was still making me laugh when the film had ended.
What can sometimes be the best thing about a comedy is when it is set in a world that is actually believable - obviously with a living and breathing teddy bear involved this comment might seem slightly strange. However, everything else is plausible, and the animated bear is really well integrated into this world as a second rate "celebrity". From here, the laughs continue to flow.
Some people have described this as an hour-and-a-half long episode of Family Guy, and although the humour is broadly the same, believe it or not, there is much more substance to this movie, with sex, romance, danger, drugs and language used in ways that a twenty-minute episode of Family Guy could only dream of.
As John (Mark Wahlberg) and Lori (Mila Kunis) try to create some kind of life together, Ted's shenanigans (possibly an understatement as these shenanigans often involve parties, drugs and prostitutes) continue to come between them. To John, he is just having fun with his longtime friend. To Lori, John is being influenced more and more by these "shenanigans".
I saw one review describe Ted as "wildy unoriginal", however I'm not sure if you can get more original with a storyline that involves a walking, talking, drug-addled teddy bear. So often, comedies are hit and miss, or run out of steam towards the end.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars WATCH IT WITH THE SOUND OFF - ITS FUNNIER! 30 Dec 2013
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JUST UTTER RUBBISH. EVEN IF YOU LIKE FAMILY GUY THIS IS NOT AS FUNNY AND WAY TOO LONG. WASTE OF TEN QUID!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Disappointed was not funny 30 Dec 2013
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Everyone raved about this so we bought it and couldn't wait to watch it. In the first five minutes we were bored and did not find a bear with a potty mouth particularly funny or amusing! (and we swear plenty ourselves!)
Really disappointed
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Ted brill. Definitely not 1 for kids to watch 5 Jan 2013
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great film. Probably not watch it again tho. Story bit much same of any kind of film with bestfriends, just in this film its a teddy bear.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars great easy watch film 30 Dec 2012
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Great easy watch film for couples or young groups. Not to long so doesnt drag on, i would watch the film again.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Didn't meet expectation 23 Feb 2013
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After hearing such great things about this film I decided to buy it..some funny bits but a lot of it crude for no reason and not funny..very basic storyline too
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Could not stop laughing 9 Jun 2013
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I was not sure about this when I got it, but it was hilarious and will watch it again soon.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Quality!!!!!
I had never heard of this film until my teenage son asked for it. Having watched the film, I thought it was brilliant although in parts it's not suitable for the younger generation
Published 1 day ago by Muttley
5.0 out of 5 stars Do not watch in a library or airport - But DO watch Ted
My boss and I watched Ted on my iPad on a flight to Germany and made ourselves quite unpopular on the plane because it is impossible not to literally 'Laugh Out Loud' at this... Read more
Published 4 days ago by Mr Stuart Hannah
1.0 out of 5 stars Just not funny
I wasn't put off by the comments about language or crudity, especially in the name of a good laugh. BUT this just wasn't funny. Read more
Published 1 month ago by M Williams
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it
We loved the film and now have it on video. Really sharp humour, not for the kids at all !
Published 1 month ago by Graham
5.0 out of 5 stars Great film!
I chose this rating because it is an excellent film, yet i didn't have it on DVD.
I would recommend to anyone
Published 1 month ago by rebecca bush
3.0 out of 5 stars not so funny
Cannot understand. There was a material for an escellent comedy. It is just - bof! The teddy bear is the funniest...
Published 1 month ago by Zoska
5.0 out of 5 stars HILARIOUS
This is one of the best films I have seen. It is hilariously funny and now one of my favourites. I just must remeber not to play it infront of my 5 year old niece. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Mrs Kerry Stopa
1.0 out of 5 stars Go for a walk instead.
After hearing how good this film was, i found it terriable. still have not watched it all the way through, and gave it away to the charity shop. Read more
Published 1 month ago by batty
5.0 out of 5 stars Soooooo funny
Would reccomend if you need a laugh this is the DVD to get and sit and watch alone or with company
Published 1 month ago by P. Mendham
3.0 out of 5 stars Doesn't fart!
Bit dissapointed that ted doesn't fart as I saw one in a shop that did! I thought it would be a nice present to make someone laugh but he doesn't really say anything to make you... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Pam
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