North Korea is so not coming to my birthday party...
11.24.2010 at 11:11 AM
Will everyone on both left & right pls stop using any 'Hitler' comparisons? Except Glenn Beck cause he's soo cute.
11.24.2010 at 09:11 AM
The pope says that condoms can be justified. He also said that condoms can be fluorescent.
11.23.2010 at 09:11 PM
Did you know that 90% of the earth is made from dead human skin? #omgfacts
11.23.2010 at 05:11 PM
I could kick the shit out of Dame Judy Dench.
11.23.2010 at 02:11 PM
If you're anywhere near Geneva, IL, you should go to this @soulpancake meetup on friday! ow.ly/3dJO8
11.23.2010 at 10:11 AM
Going to go out and pitch my new game show, "You don't know fuck." Wish me luck.
11.23.2010 at 09:11 AM
kyle over at @rackspace kicked some ass & got another @soulpancake server up & running in half the time it was suppose to take. thanks man!
11.22.2010 at 06:11 PM
I love it when newscasters have all the answers. Remember when they used to 'report' the news?
11.22.2010 at 04:11 PM
What's your question? ow.ly/3dJoA
11.22.2010 at 01:11 PM
Downloaded the free hour long mash-up from 'Girl Talk' called "All Day". #UNBEFUCKINGLIEVABLE
11.22.2010 at 11:11 AM
Dwight Soulpancakes post.ly/1EYiT
11.22.2010 at 10:11 AM
That tweet, in China, would land me in jail.
11.22.2010 at 09:11 AM
Hung gao, dushau quon. Zintao gung zubau?
11.22.2010 at 09:11 AM
Wesley Snipes will be in prison for 3 years getting a first hand experience of where all our tax dollars go.
11.21.2010 at 07:11 PM