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Sex addict blames Wii Fit

Wednesday 14-Apr-2010 9:57 AM 24-year-old woman falls off balance board, becomes nympho

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A 24-year-old catering worker from Manchester has blamed Wii Fit for her raving sex addiction.

Apparently, after accidentally falling off of her balance board and damaging a nerve, Amanda (that's her name) developed something called 'persistent sexual arousal syndrome' and now needs "ten sex sessions a day".

Even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on, reports The Daily Star.

She said: "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.

"With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."

That's a bullet point for the back of the box, eh? Surely Nintendo could fit this in to one of those Ant and Dec adverts somehow...

[ Source: Yahoo ]

Andy Robinson

// Interactive

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She is the stupidest person on the planet, the kind of person who makes me think the world will fail from stupidity, and should be shot.

Frogster8 on 14 Apr '10

It would not surprise me if Nintendo were now required to have a some sort of straps and barriers for the Balance Board to prevent people falling off! It is after all a heady 1.5 inches off the ground!

leefear1 on 14 Apr '10

hawt!

bipod on 14 Apr '10

I agree, Frogstar. Of course, let's not forget that this was reported by the Star, hardly a reliable source for true news....

AJDarkstar on 14 Apr '10

Bet she's happy the Wii Remote has a vibration function.

cian84 on 14 Apr '10

Look no further, super stud is in the house!

I wish.

bazzatuk on 14 Apr '10

can't blame her for wanting some length Wink

we need a pic! perhaps a shift rota could be made to err 'satisfy her'.

shellster2 on 14 Apr '10

Look no further, super stud is in the house!

I wish.

bazzatuk on 14 Apr '10

Did it say exactly where in Manchester...? Just out of curiosity you understand. Sat nav co-ordinates will do.

roughtext on 14 Apr '10

I reckon I could be in Manchester in about Ooooo 3 hours?, if someone could pass on her phone number I'd appreciate it.

captain savaloy on 14 Apr '10

hmm, better get the missues back on the wii board again then Wink

gils on 14 Apr '10

Maybe she should go work for Steven Seagal Laughing

quain-chi on 14 Apr '10

But is she good looking? Surely that's the important question?

monty_79 on 14 Apr '10

Pics or GTFO! Smile

kimoak on 14 Apr '10

*pushes girlfriend off Wii-fit board and drops trousers*

Mark240473 on 14 Apr '10

... good looking people don't generally use Wii fit. Very Happy

* gets back on Wii fit *

Padua on 14 Apr '10

Going to have to avoid that one. She owns a Wii...

AegisK on 14 Apr '10

Pfft... Women get away with so much. I used this same excuse and I still got arrested.

Triffic on 14 Apr '10

So is this the excuse Tiger Wodds should have used? Wink

great101 on 14 Apr '10

lol, ho-bags find the silliest excuses to be ho-bags.

A simple 'I'm quite fond of c**k' would have sufficed.

Orox on 14 Apr '10

I think I'm in love.

feeg86 on 14 Apr '10

At first i thought about getting her phone#,
But three things changed my mind:
1)She owns a wii
2)she needs exercise

And
3)She's a catering worker
Which obviously means,she likes to be around food.
Enough said!!!!

logan13607 on 14 Apr '10

I just did a sex wii...

hairyearlobe on 14 Apr '10

OOOOOK

But this is like a one off so i cant see any fight against Nintendo...

gramreaper666 on 14 Apr '10

Big girls need love too logan Wink

feeg86 on 14 Apr '10

Mii so horny.

B_G_G on 14 Apr '10

Mark240473

*pushes girlfriend off Wii-fit board and drops trousers*

Best comment, couldn't stop laughing!...

conceptwhite_fox on 14 Apr '10

Daily Star GTFO

djpray2k on 14 Apr '10

Big girls need love too logan

aye and they're usually more grateful for it too. Like doing the dirtier stuff that skinny girls wouldn't do without paying them for the pleasure.

Perhaps i've said too much Embarassed

ensabahnur on 14 Apr '10

Mark240473

*pushes girlfriend off Wii-fit board and drops trousers*

Best comment, couldn't stop laughing!...

I tried it at dinner time, but it backfired...

Unfortunately, she banged her head and now thinks that she's a Nun! Crying or Very sad

Mark240473 on 14 Apr '10

"Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me" by that did she mean,a sort of heaving bloated lump of flesh, sweating profusely ,flopped all over her......er no reason Shocked

martinawatson on 14 Apr '10

Exactly what I was going to post...

PS3_fannyboy on 14 Apr '10

And me! lol

Damn.

MPH on 14 Apr '10

Mark240473

*pushes girlfriend off Wii-fit board and drops trousers*

Best comment, couldn't stop laughing!...

I tried it at dinner time, but it backfired...

Unfortunately, she banged her head and now thinks that she's a Nun!

Nun for you tonight then.

Ahem.

MPH on 14 Apr '10

Her name is Amanda flowers , when you have sex with a lady ,it could be described as deflowering her, gee i wonder if the daily star actually made this up.
We need photographic evidence Very Happy

martinawatson on 14 Apr '10

What are we wating for! Get these balance boards distributed to more women!

Tommykrem on 14 Apr '10

I just hope that she doesn't make a habit of it.

Mark240473 on 14 Apr '10

really she needs to go to ebay and get the following;

1: Sega Dreamcast
2: Rez
3: Trance Vibrator

sorted.

alexkidd on 14 Apr '10

Tiger Wiids?

Jimmer on 14 Apr '10

I'd love to hear Mr. Titchmarsh's opinions on these.

Get that Julie Peasgood in, she'll fix her. Then do a voice for the next Leisure Suit Larry.

RandyTandy on 14 Apr '10

This might be good publicity for Nintendo. Miyamoto could really benefit from Amanda Hugandkiss.

theaface on 14 Apr '10

Perhaps this news report missed its scheduled April 1st publishing date?

Stu_the_great on 14 Apr '10

Gives a whole new meaning to the words ''Turned on'' now i suppose

PS is there a youtube clip of this girl in action, just like the hula hoop girl?

The_Hun1 on 14 Apr '10

I completely sympathise with this poor girl, The advent of the internet and dvd has made me a addicted to masturbating..............

( no sly gags calling me a w****r, you know you do it too)

ewko117 on 14 Apr '10

So I herd you leik Mudkipz.

Desaima on 14 Apr '10

she wants to get herself a ps3, dualshock 3 packs more power that those 'unsatisfyingly' weak wii remotes Wink

prof_crunchy on 14 Apr '10

gamer chicks are hot = fact !

alan666 on 14 Apr '10

I completely sympathise with this poor girl, The advent of the internet and dvd has made me a addicted to masturbating..............

( no sly gags calling me a w****r, you know you do it too)

yeh, if they dug me up in 200 years , they'd probably deduce (wrongly) that i was an Olympic fencer for Great Britain

martinawatson on 14 Apr '10

(round of applause) some seriously funny comments there people. Bravo.

In that case I wonder whether Ann Summers are going to start selling Wii fit balance boards too...

MrPirtniw on 15 Apr '10

Maybe she just fell onto a wiimote in the wrong way? Vibrating controllers can be pretty powerful these days!

churchy on 15 Apr '10

...actually that brings up another thought. She is now sex crazed and has plently of vibrating wii motes in the house. Her sensor bar is more than active to say the least. She may be sex mad but she ain't that intelligent.

churchy on 15 Apr '10

See... Wii Fit does have its uses...

milky_joe on 15 Apr '10

tell me about it- it was only the other day that I was playing Wii Sports and sprained my wrist. Now I can't stop w***ing everytime the blue lights on my Wii Remote flash Laughing

GuyWhoLikesBlue2 on 15 Apr '10

I know big girls need love feeg,just not from me!!!
If i was interested in banging a dinner lady,i would have got a job as a teacher.
She must of come up with this crap thinking that every bloke in Greater Manchester would be banging her door down(no pun intended).

logan13607 on 16 Apr '10

i run out and got my wife one

alhuckstep on 16 Apr '10

ok first off well done cvg for covering more poinltess crap and second her condition is simply been a dumb whore fairly common in english females these day's

legion on 16 Apr '10

The wizard alien did it

Sirini on 17 Apr '10

I didn't have a wii fit so i hit my girlfriend over the head with my xbox. It worked Very Happy

turned out she was sleeping with 5 other guys Crying or Very sad

MattTickyTacky on 17 Apr '10

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