God of War 3, like its predecessors, has a sex scene. It's not all that, but people just seem to want to see these things. Yeah, we mean YOU.
Just so you know, the first time you encounter this scenario there's a progression-based reason for getting to business. This is the second time you pass through here, when it's simply optional.
Anyway, just for fun, here it is then - the full scene, with its bouncy boobies and cheesy cringe-worthy one-liners uncut and uncensored.
God of War 3
Gameplay footage
1:26The sex scene - bouncy boobs and cheesy lines...
God of War 3
Gameplay footage
1:26The sex scene - bouncy boobs and cheesy lines...
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God of War 3
Gameplay footage
1:26The sex scene - bouncy boobs and cheesy lines...
This was just pathetic and not even good for a bit of 'fun' due to how tacky it was. The characters don't look at all realistic and not on par with something like 'Avatar' (not that that will happen for a long time). Even that is too unrealistic to me. You can't do certain things with CGI and sex is one of them. Can't beat the real thing...
A sex minigame has been in every god of war game. Plus if you look on the boxes for the games there's these little marks that say "18" which means only people over 18 can play them. So really people moaning shouldn't be unless they're under 18 and want to play this.
Theres nothing more awkward than the wife walking in you while watching it. I just KNOW she will walk in on me when I actually play it.
*wife walks in* Wife:"Hey babe, what do you want fo...WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING!?" *i give her the 'deer in headlights' look* "I...er...if I make her...erm cum, i get alot of red orbs, which I really need!" Wife:"Why have you turned the telly down!? Me:"yh...well...I didnt wanna wake up the baby" *Just when im starting to think ive gotten away with it...* Wife:"Ok, so answer me this, why are you on the floor with no clothes on, with the controller in one hand your oozing co...
lol. just lol. Anyway the rest of the game looks good, if you are going to complain about boobs and sex then well, you are not a red blooded male. It's not going to stop people from buying it.
For every step gaming takes towards being recognized as art, something like this sends it two steps back. And yes, It does seem to sound like he's cutting lumps out of her.
Hot chicks!!! I still they should bring out Who Framed Roger Rabbit, with a mini game where you get to DO Jessica Rabbit. She was hot....whos with me...hottest Cartoon Babe ever....(i'll be sensible in all future posts)
For every step gaming takes towards being recognized as art, something like this sends it two steps back.
What a load of s**t.
Films are considered art, yet look at the range of quality of films you get. This sex scene is no worse than those in countless other films, and at least you get some nice red orbs at the end (and frankly, some pretty perky pink ones at the beginning).
Gaming will never be considered art and shouldn't be. Some games could be/may be in the future but as a whole games, like film, will cover all ranges, from low brow hack'n'slash to high art.
No one would suggest that any part of the GoW series was art, same with Night of the Living Dead series but both are also considered classics of their genre and media.
Hot chicks!!! I still they should bring out Who Framed Roger Rabbit, with a mini game where you get to DO Jessica Rabbit. She was hot....whos with me...hottest Cartoon Babe ever....(i'll be sensible in all future posts)
I think the damage has already been done, buddy...
i got sucked into great gaming innovation wiimote nunchuck BECAUSE IM A GAMER NIOT A TEEN MORON
Looks like someone just turned 20 and thinks they are all growd up now they are not a 'teen anymore.
Anyway, I totally agree that this sex scene is totally crap, and not entertaining in anyway. Not sexual, Not funny, Not challenging, Just embarassing if you have to play that part in front of someone. It is a big let down to a brilliant game.
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And people wonder why games don't get taken seriously.
