We've had a few controversial claims this week; consoles are dieing, Uncharted 2 isn't as great as we all think and the usual videogames are the root of everything bad that happens in the world ever.
Luckily we've got you guys to pick up on the nonsense and call people out like only the CVG faithful can; with quick fingers and cold cold wit. Sometimes.
suck my wrinkly, slightly salty, very hairy balls. ulikmegee is a poor winner but his describing skills are second to none. Unfortunately.
Heartfelt thanks to you for for this gracious gift. Little bit too far the other way there unacomn but you're welcome.
More Monkey Island 2 Special Edition shots arrive
Loving it, loving it, loving it. If you're listening, LucasArts, I want TIE Fighter HD and I want it NOW! Best. Game. Ever. You're in luck snips10 LucasArts do actually base their release schedule on CVG comments...
Off topic I know but Apple has just announced Iphone OS 4 with something called Game Center. According to Apple it will incorporate game achievements similar to those on Xbox Live. immy46 thinks he can just say what he wants on the site. Well he can't not under CVG's iron rule!
Who is Nick Clegg ? Oh StonecoldMC, such a dry sense of humour.
Off topic I know. Is petrol really 1.20 a litre in the UK now?!!!!
If thats true then I'm glad I have emigrated. I cant recommend emigration enough. Whichever one of those 3 gets in I want to be as far away as possible! LkS, we don't know whether you've been talking to StonecoldMC but we're one step away from anarchy here.
Nothing will ever stop Kratos. Merely being horribly killed several times hasn't stopped him yet. He's harder than Hulk Hogan, He-Man and Geoff Capes all rolled into one.
Actually, on second thoughts, maybe not He-Man. Mintoxicator clearly has a highly scientific hard-o-meter that allows him to place Kratos' toughness exactly
How long did you spend punching the crap out of Zeus at the end before you realised all you had to do was stop I think I approached 3 minutes Ah Padua, only a gamer would be able to say a sentence like that.
Oh please, computer games have given us much more inventive ways to murder people. Unfotunately treesmurf 11 we can't all get our hands on double wrist triggered flick-knives.
If this is true why doesn't the stabbers ever tea-bag their victims? quain-chi has seen the gap in the criminal profile that absolves us all. Phew.
This article makes me want to HURT SOMEONE!!! Mintoxicator is coming dangerously close to incriminating us all again.
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