Here they are, guys, a few of the best comments you lot slapped onto CVG this week and the foul-mouthed comedy has been coming thick and fast.
Animal Crossing's mental world, Wayne Rooney's face and the appeal of a female's private parts were just some of the intellectual conversations going on in the comments threads.
If we missed any classics, hunt them down and slap them in below.
"Where is that fool who was arguing with me that Dantes inferno was bringing something new to the table and would be better than God of war 3?" Nick 33's looking for a fight.
'...but if you meet Pete the Postman before the big event you can get the special Pavé clock delivered to your house.' - "Probably one of the best sentences I've ever read on here, awesome, just awesome. Remind me to pick up Animal crossing next time I run out of Acid." Captain Savaloy appreciates the wacky world of Animal Crossing.
"It's lucky his name isn't Pavé the Spanish c**k-loving peacandy." dannybuoy should apply for work at Nintendo.
"Why waste time with a paintball game? Proper paintball is a lot more fun, and you get to appreciate the pain of getting shot in the back of the head and in the balls." 1589vaughan appreciates getting shot in the balls.
"This is just your way of saying if you wanna play this game, you're gonna have to buy a Xbox. Stop trying to kill off PC gaming you sons of b!tches!" snips10 calls out Microsoft.
I won't be buying a 360 for it! No way, for one game? No chance. freds1 forgets about the other few hundred games on Microsoft's console
"...err last time i checked most big screen TV's these days including my 42" Full HD TV have connections for PC's" Terranova1 makes a very good point
"There is no need at all to have such an extreme close up of a digitally rendered chav face, I was almost sick in my tea." Conkers is less than complimentary of Rooney.
"Forget JT, looks like the new captain got merked! Eclipse Dj. Real talk.
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