We like to think we know the stories that push your buttons, readers.
A fair few of those did the rounds this week - most notable Sony and Microsoft reps taking shots at each other (you guys just love a good old console war), and pictures of women.
Whatever the topic though, we can always trust our 'CVG massive' to bring comedy to the table.
This time its the male characters turn to go to the toilet, contextual choices include " shake wand at end" "leave it out for a laugh" or "tuck wand between legs for a woman impression" If only Heavy Rain boss David Cage was as creative as Martinawatson...
Is there anyone out there who takes the Wii seriously as a games machine? I mean, come on, even Dot was playing on one in Eastenders last night. Gambini doubt's good old Dot's videogame proficiency. We heard she's also East London's number one Counter Strike player...
I'm actually in love... i'll add her name to the list of women i'd like to disappoint. Triffic, made the whole team laugh out loud with that one. We'll be using that in the pub, cheers.
Nothing wrong with a nice bit of perving. That's what makes facebook so successful. harky is the reason ladies need their privacy settings set to maximum
There's no way in hell that Irn Bru makes a better companion than Heineken though. Nothing tastes better than Heineken. ParmaViolet tackles matters far more pressing than videogame politics
Flamin' Hot Monster Munch, Pickled Onion Space Raiders, Salt & Vinegar Squares, Beef Monster Munch, Tesco Own Brand Cheese & Onion, Bacon Wheat Crunchies, Skips, Beef Hula Hoops, Beef Discos, Frazzles, Scampi Fries... Mark240473 hilariously listing over 100 types of crisps after fellow reader MrPirtniw pleaded for everyone to "Stop ... making ... F**KING lists"
Jesus, people are so blind. Ever heard of spin? Listened to a politician? By choosing what facts you use, you can make a case for almost anything. "I don't think you should drink milk, because 100% of people that drink milk die." darry brings some intellect to the party.
" With the horrors that presented itself in Modern Warfare 2, along with glitches, and nothing really new in terms of actual play.. I'll be glad to move over to Bad Company 2 until Medal of Honor and Ghost Recon comes out later in the year.
MW2 really is a disaster in terms of what they have built ontop of COD4. Not only that, but the sheer laziness from Infinity Ward in getting fixes done.. is abysmal to say the least. It's took them months, and there still is many many dangerous bugs." KMakawa presents just one side of the Modern Warfare versus Battlefield online debate. We love CoD online, but agree that it has been a bit ruined by all the glitches these past few months.
"oh suddenly realised that its customers, not just investors that pay your highly inflated wages Bobby? Its a bit to try and sew or hands back on after you bit them off!?" Barca Azul remains unconvinced by the Activision CEO's suggestion that he's more Luke Skywalker than Darth Vader.
"A new gameboy would be better than a new DSIXXL in 3D on Ice. At least then we might be able to have the good hardcore games on that and leave the lame 3rd party games on the DS.unless the 3rd party games were any good and didnt involve babies or horses" mogel94 prefers old school Nintendo handhelds, and won't be happy with a new DS, even if it is an all singing, all dancing one with flashing lights.
"I hate Mike Jackson !!!!!" CVG reader Shawn Levy responds to a photograph of Mike's Final Fantasy XIII haul.
"Does that mean her polygonal baps are more acceptable because they're actually real baps?" Pretend CVG reader and our ONM colleague, Chris Scullion comments on Heavy Rain model pics.
"I think I only can come up with three hundred more inventive ways to promote a videogame such as FFXIII before calling a celebrity for that... What's the message, anyway? 'This is the game even Leona Lewis likes'? That is not a hell of a warranty, precisely..." Javier García-Miranda isn't impressed with Leona's FFXIII ad
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