Dead Rising 2 screens

[originalbadboy]

First to sticky tape a dildo to a chainsaw!

[azz72]

nail polish remover and a lighter

[Sideys]

Oh i know, a Coldplay CD... Inside a stereo. Thats enough to kill anyone.

[biscuit]

Drill fork:
It can drill, and fork!

...Mostly fork.

[weker]

one fat person and a sausage imagine that it would be like charging on a horse lol

[CVG Gav]

[The_KFD_Case]

Damnation. A question like that makes you realise just how domesticated many of us are in the "civilized" world. While I'm all for stringent gun laws I don't oppose civilians actually owning guns (well, some civilians at least). I still have fond memories of my assigned military assault rifle...*wistful sigh & que "Memories"*

I don't even have a solid bat in the closet! A hammer and kitchen knife are the closest thing to immediate weapons besides my hands/body, but those are hardly what I'd want to face a zombie with. Let's just say a zombie infestation would make things...sporty.
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[AJB123644]

Well I would certainly go for my baseball bat and probably the handy pen knife. Those are the things to hand but anything from the garage and the tools in there would be perfect. Signal sledghammers galore
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[altitude2k]

2x4. Big nail. Job done.
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[pp82]

The 360 version is selling for �27.73 for pre order at amazon http://tinyurl.com/ylkksqd

[Dajmin]

A shark with a frickin' laser beam on its head.
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[GTCzeero]

Tape two particularly loathed relatives/work mates together: instant distraction tactic (and a two for one bargain for the zombies too!)

[fionn1]

My monitor, and my colleagues monitors strapped to the cord of my phone...like a cat-o-nine tails...awesome

[MPH]

A 3 month old opened can of Pepsi, a Perl scripting book, an empty photoframe (because I need to put a newer picture of my daughter and missus in it) and a small plastic Dalmation all taped to the divider between my desk and a colleagues.

I don't think it'll do a lot of damage but I do think the zombies will be like "Wtf? O_o" for long enough for me to run the f**k away.

Or... I could get a stick, attach it to another stick and I'll have the Stick of Stick... uh... Stickness +2...

Or tape 2 spoons to either end of a dried up old pink highlighter, and use a sharpening tool to sharpen up the edges of the spoons to create a lethal and potent small weapon useful for plucking out multiple zombie eyes at the same time. Provided they're super close to each other... almost kissing. I wonder if zombies get it on?

[Sleepaphobic]

[Watson]

i see a scrubs reference in there get on janitor lol

[i-am-from-space]

"A man's delight in looking forward to and hoping for some particular satisfaction is a part of the pleasure flowing out of it, enjoyed in advance. But this is afterward deducted, for the more we look forward to anything the less we enjoy it whenit comes."

- arthur schopenhauer
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