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lupaie
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kereeepiee :S
I'm not into digital erotics...but I prefer the digital version over those real-life wannabee's! freakshow |
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feedel
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 1:19 pm |
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I've detected a major plot twist, in the fact that there is more than 1 bayonetta... |
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roland82
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 1:29 pm |
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That video was terrible, I feel abused. Ive got my copy now so happy days. |
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kimoak
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 1:36 pm |
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I can't view the vid... lucky me! 
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dookiephonic
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 1:41 pm |
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It was crap, but still nice to laugh at the token black woman (unless theres a pixellation problem on my computer?) Is it still advisable to get the 360 version over the PS3 one? Because i'm seriously considering getting this after the good demo. |
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Sinthetic
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 2:04 pm |
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black girl was gross. get the 360 version over ps3. i have. it takes 5 seconds to load when you hit pause on ps3 version wtf?
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gillri
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 2:19 pm |
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wow while I didnt quite get a SEMI there was defnitely blood-flow! |
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gogo65uk
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:12 pm |
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thats why this game was so popular cronic masturbators love this stuff. I just seen it as a devil may cry clone with a chick and a few extra moves. But if it entertains right?  didnt even find it sexy but I have a long term GF so don't need this kinda thing 
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Brains
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:23 pm |
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I don't know which is more disturbing;
1.) This video
2.) The thought that people may be turned on by this
3.) The minds of the people that created it
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altitude2k
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:27 pm |
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| gogo65uk wrote: | | thats why this game was so popular cronic masturbators love this stuff. I just seen it as a devil may cry clone with a chick and a few extra moves. But if it entertains right? didnt even find it sexy but I have a long term GF so don't need this kinda thing |
Speak for yourself, mate. I'm getting married at the end of March and I'm ALL about the masturbation
That said, the demo was shit. And she is far too out of proportion to be considered exciting.
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allygray69
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:32 pm |
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...giggidy giggidy |
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IbanezLewis
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:34 pm |
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Lol the black girl looks like Samuel L Jackson. |
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Conkers
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:34 pm |
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| altitude2k wrote: | | gogo65uk wrote: | | thats why this game was so popular cronic masturbators love this stuff. I just seen it as a devil may cry clone with a chick and a few extra moves. But if it entertains right? didnt even find it sexy but I have a long term GF so don't need this kinda thing |
Speak for yourself, mate. I'm getting married at the end of March and I'm ALL about the masturbation
That said, the demo was shit. And she is far too out of proportion to be considered exciting. |
Too true, none of my friends nor myself abstain from a meeting with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters because we have girlfriends/wives, even with a healthy sex life there's still room for a crank or two.
Also, shouldn't this article be 'Playboy Does Bayonetta' instead? I'm not sure I have ever commented on what an article should be about, but now I feel dirty, I am sorry. |
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MrPirtniw
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:43 pm |
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Well, sharing IS caring.
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altitude2k
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:46 pm |
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| Conkers wrote: | | altitude2k wrote: | | gogo65uk wrote: | | thats why this game was so popular cronic masturbators love this stuff. I just seen it as a devil may cry clone with a chick and a few extra moves. But if it entertains right? didnt even find it sexy but I have a long term GF so don't need this kinda thing |
Speak for yourself, mate. I'm getting married at the end of March and I'm ALL about the masturbation
That said, the demo was shit. And she is far too out of proportion to be considered exciting. |
Too true, none of my friends nor myself abstain from a meeting with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters because we have girlfriends/wives, even with a healthy sex life there's still room for a crank or two. |
We're caring people. We've clearly got lots of love to spread around.....ahem.
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shellster2
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:46 pm |
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what a load of bottom
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�a3HeadedMonkey�
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:51 pm |
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| IbanezLewis wrote: | | Lol the black girl looks like Samuel L Jackson. |
Congrats! You had me in stitches! |
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yetiC
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:56 pm |
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Is it me - or are they all hideous?!
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�a3HeadedMonkey�
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:58 pm |
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flash501
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 3:59 pm |
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| MrPirtniw wrote: |
Well, sharing IS caring. |
It's quite daring to be sharing about 'self caring' though.
I'll get me coat.
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gogo65uk
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 4:03 pm |
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Congrats on the wedding. my gf still puts out for the time being I guess after engagement and then marriage I'll grow hairy hands again.
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gogo65uk
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 4:04 pm |
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That said I love my boxing and martial arts training/sparing. If I get bruises or cuts then I'm on naughty step and get none.
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TheMid
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 4:05 pm |
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Come on guys we're not young'uns we all know where the grott is (spankwire... cough cough!!) lets leave the gaming pure violence only please... although I can't wait to see bayonetta's boobies   |
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RandyTandy
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 4:06 pm |
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I AM SPARTACUS!!
That was genuinely embarrassing.
Well done Sega. For shame Playboy.
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altitude2k
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| Posted: 8 Jan 10 4:13 pm |
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| gogo65uk wrote: | | Congrats on the wedding. my gf still puts out for the time being I guess after engagement and then marriage I'll grow hairy hands again. |
Cheers mate. But that's the weird thing, if anything I'm getting it more often these days, but it doesn't seem to slow the old boy down 
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