As Sega's brawler smashes into the shops, Playboy has kicked its "sexiest Bayonetta" campaign into full swing. And for those of you who love a bit of game-related grot, here it is...
The five models up for voting in the Playboy poll are Shannon James, Jillian Kaye, Kat, Chernise Yvette and Ryan Lovette. We've not heard of any of them either, and by the looks of it Playboy definitely hasn't spent all of its Sega money on producing the video...
This is probably the easiest way to PR your game in the world. And while you're NSFW'ing it, you might as well go the whole hog and browse Games Radar's Bayonetta sexy fan art. Tell 'em we sent you.
If you're interested in the actual game though, stick your eyes on our Bayonetta review. It's out today.
It was crap, but still nice to laugh at the token black woman (unless theres a pixellation problem on my computer?) Is it still advisable to get the 360 version over the PS3 one? Because i'm seriously considering getting this after the good demo.
thats why this game was so popular cronic masturbators love this stuff. I just seen it as a devil may cry clone with a chick and a few extra moves. But if it entertains right? didnt even find it sexy but I have a long term GF so don't need this kinda thing
thats why this game was so popular cronic masturbators love this stuff. I just seen it as a devil may cry clone with a chick and a few extra moves. But if it entertains right? didnt even find it sexy but I have a long term GF so don't need this kinda thing
Speak for yourself, mate. I'm getting married at the end of March and I'm ALL about the masturbation
That said, the demo was shit. And she is far too out of proportion to be considered exciting.
thats why this game was so popular cronic masturbators love this stuff. I just seen it as a devil may cry clone with a chick and a few extra moves. But if it entertains right? didnt even find it sexy but I have a long term GF so don't need this kinda thing
Speak for yourself, mate. I'm getting married at the end of March and I'm ALL about the masturbation
That said, the demo was shit. And she is far too out of proportion to be considered exciting.
Too true, none of my friends nor myself abstain from a meeting with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters because we have girlfriends/wives, even with a healthy sex life there's still room for a crank or two.
Also, shouldn't this article be 'Playboy Does Bayonetta' instead? I'm not sure I have ever commented on what an article should be about, but now I feel dirty, I am sorry.
thats why this game was so popular cronic masturbators love this stuff. I just seen it as a devil may cry clone with a chick and a few extra moves. But if it entertains right? didnt even find it sexy but I have a long term GF so don't need this kinda thing
Speak for yourself, mate. I'm getting married at the end of March and I'm ALL about the masturbation
That said, the demo was shit. And she is far too out of proportion to be considered exciting.
Too true, none of my friends nor myself abstain from a meeting with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters because we have girlfriends/wives, even with a healthy sex life there's still room for a crank or two.
We're caring people. We've clearly got lots of love to spread around.....ahem.
Come on guys we're not young'uns we all know where the grott is (spankwire... cough cough!!) lets leave the gaming pure violence only please... although I can't wait to see bayonetta's boobies
Ahem... Maybe CVG can do an article on my Mrs dumping me thanks to video games ala Zack and Andy, if not for my love of the very kinky bayonetta and her boobies then perhaps for my knowledge of decent free smut sites!! Don't read this sweet heart... I'm working!
Congrats on the wedding. my gf still puts out for the time being I guess after engagement and then marriage I'll grow hairy hands again.
Cheers mate. But that's the weird thing, if anything I'm getting it more often these days, but it doesn't seem to slow the old boy down
Haha, you sound like my mate Tommy, he told me the other week he thinks he has a problem because he had sex with his wife in the evening, then in the morning, and half an hour after when she was out the door to go shopping he was straight on his laptop taking one for Team Tommy.
Congrats on the wedding. my gf still puts out for the time being I guess after engagement and then marriage I'll grow hairy hands again.
Cheers mate. But that's the weird thing, if anything I'm getting it more often these days, but it doesn't seem to slow the old boy down
Haha, you sound like my mate Tommy, he told me the other week he thinks he has a problem because he had sex with his wife in the evening, then in the morning, and half an hour after when she was out the door to go shopping he was straight on his laptop taking one for Team Tommy.
Apparently the more you get the more you want, so invariably you'll end up bashing one out at the next available opportunity.
You are on to something, IMO however, that Asian looking chick actually does manage to pull off a half-decent look alike. That she has a sultry voice and isn't hard on the eyes either (again IMO) doesn't hurt. She'd get my vote if I deigned to participate.
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didnt even find it sexy but I have a long term GF so don't need this kinda thing 
