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Video: 5 Incredible Uncharted 2 Moments

Watch: Breathtaking set pieces await your approval
Have you seen our Uncharted 2 review yet? It was so good we gave it 10/10. But sometimes words aren't enough, especially for Naughty Dogs' awesome sequel. You've just got to see it for yourself.

Slight spoiler warning: There's always one that reckons features like this WON'T spoil some bits. Don't let that person be you!

So here is a batch of Uncharted 2 videos that'll show you some truly inspiring moments to get your juices flowing. Who knows, you might even rush out to pre-order it if you haven't already. And watch them in HD!

Dicing with peril: The stunning opening scene

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3:38  The stunning opening scene
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This is how Uncharted 2 manages to drop jaws from the very moment you start the game. No dull tutorials or any of that rubbish. You're hanging off the side of a bloody mountain. A very pretty mountain. And this is cinematic camera work at its best.

Co-op gameplay: A jungle shootout

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3:48  A jungle shootout with an AI helper
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You spend most of the game working with at least one AI partner, and here's one moment where it really works brilliantly. You sneak stealthily into an enemy camp while Sully stands in wait. Then you're spotted and he lets rip with his sniper.

Exhilarating ride: The roof of a speeding train

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1:34  Fighting on the roof of a speeding train
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One minute you're sneaking stealthily around enemy bases, the next you're machine gunning fools on the roof of a train as it blisters through a spectacular mountainous setting. And try as we might, we couldn't spot any looping in the passing scenery - it was all new and continuously stunning.

Lara who? - Raiding a stunning snowy cave

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2:53  Raiding a stunning snowy cave, Lara style
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This is just one big technical willy wave. Look at the snow, the ice textures, Drake's clothes getting dirtier, his interaction with the environment and witty narration that make him such a likeable character.

Modern Warfare: Open-ended urban shootouts

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4:31  Open-ended urban shootout (with a rocket launcher shot to the face)
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We did this video to show you how much choice you have in gun fights. If you hold up at one cover spot you'll be flanked AND you'll run out of ammo. We stealthily eliminated the first few goons, which also got us some big weapons. Then we scoped out our options and let rip with a rocket. From there you can flank enemies, press forward, retreat, use the environment in different ways, use grenades and even lob explosive canisters.

Read the full Uncharted 2: Among Thieves review here.

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Hmmm, not going to watch the above as I really want to save the pleasure for when I get my Slim - I'm quite obsessive me.

I have seen enough to know this game is the second coming and just thought I'd have a quick gloat about it! Cool
PS3_fannyboy on 30 Sep '09
Jesus. I have only watched the opening one so I don't spoilt it for whn I finally get around to buying a PS3. But... Jesus!

I must admit that it does look really rather good indeed.
monty_79 on 30 Sep '09
I want to watch them but I really don't want to spoil it for myself when I do get it. Tempted though.
At least this new video player means I couldn't even if I wanted to, so that's my willpower a little less challenged Smile
Dajmin on 30 Sep '09
I'm sorry CVG but I'm not watching your videos. Nothing personal, I'm not watching the clips on any site. I want to fully enjoy this game when I get my hands on it in a few weeks. I've been enjoying the beta and that will do for now.
voodoo341 on 30 Sep '09
It's only a couple of weeks away and I've already pre-ordered, so I appreciate the effort you've put in CVG but I'm another that won't be watching the movies due to spoilers. Wink
steve_2003 on 30 Sep '09
....Wow ! Shocked
waltyftm on 30 Sep '09
I'm following the others and won't be watching the vids. I want to be blown away first hand, and not via online non-interactive movies.
The Bossman on 30 Sep '09
I've been waiting for this for far too long to have all the best bits spoilt for me before I get to play it. Thanks, but no thanks.
flash501 on 30 Sep '09
The attention to detail is incredible, the way Drake comments on even the most inocuous of things (with the player still able to identify the item/event) is very impressive!
rak49 on 1 Oct '09
Looks awesome. Not to the author, did you used to work for NoM Razz
Sir_Matt on 1 Oct '09
NO CVG!!!! I don't want to watch your spoilerific videos. Surely no PS3 owner in their right mind would watch these. I've not watched any videos thus far and want to keep the game as fresh as fresh for my first play through. I guess xbots and wiiboys might like to check out what their systems are lacking though.
dannybuoy on 1 Oct '09
Being a non PS3 owner I will happily watch the vidz CVG Wink .

All I can say to the PS3 owners about to play this Game is that your eyes will bleed, bleed tears of joy (a bit over the top I know but it does look stunning!).

Maybe I wont drink for about 3 months and save the money to get a Slim (then again, I dont know if I want it that much Laughing ).

Props to Naughty Dog.
StonecoldMC on 1 Oct '09
I watched the last vid (open gun fight) as it didn't seem as if it would spoil the story.

The first thing that struck me was the variation in taking out the bad guys, especially compared to the first game. The stealth mechanics look enjoyable and the shields look very useful. Cool stuff.

Oh, and great kill on the vid, guys. I'm talking about the guy with the shield, who, when hit with a grenade, did a nice death arc over Drakes head.. Cool

That Chloe sure looks like a feisty one... Smile
Mark240473 on 1 Oct '09
We dare you to watch at least one!
CVG Gav on 1 Oct '09
Pandoras box, thanks cvg...not!
adgr19 on 1 Oct '09
watched the first vid, now I'm going to have to buy it :/

more money gone Sad
shadyMrPatch on 1 Oct '09
Xbox is still better.....you wait for Alan Wake!!
TykerD3 on 1 Oct '09
What's Sgt. Forge doing on a train?!
altitude2k on 1 Oct '09
Ha, I'm still video-celibate! Cool

Didn't think my patience would hold out this long...
English Shmuppet on 1 Oct '09
Only watched the first few seconds of the 4th video so not to spoil myself too much. But seriously Shocked I think ill just stare at that forever when i get my copy Cool
dewd457 on 1 Oct '09
We dare you to watch at least one!

must.... resist.... sooo... difficult.. Crying or Very sad
voodoo341 on 1 Oct '09
Hmm, may just have to try and get my Slim sorted this weekend.

Can't be watching my flatmate play this without me owning it...
English Shmuppet on 2 Oct '09
Still not going to watch any of em, evil gits!! I was after forgetting about this thread and all. Very Happy
flash501 on 15 Oct '09
this game is soo in my top 3 its untrue how amazin it is!!!! so many wow moments and perfect gameplay....
JAKEevans on 15 Oct '09
Laughing
CVG Gav on 15 Oct '09
ok ive been playing it since tuesday...i need to stop. also brutal legend aint that bad either, but uncharted 2 is so epic, i hope people f**kin buy it unlike the first one!!!
JAKEevans on 15 Oct '09
Played this game so much today that my controller battery went flat. Epic.
voodoo341 on 15 Oct '09
the game is stunning beyond belief. the water, the snow is god damn incredible, the skin is more realistic. everything about it is unf**kingbelievable.
23 hours of playing has ended in me platinuming it after a day and a half. haha! gonna show my girlfriend loads of the best bits tomorrow.
Sinthetic on 16 Oct '09
the game is stunning beyond belief. the water, the snow is god damn incredible, the skin is more realistic. everything about it is unf**kingbelievable.
23 hours of playing has ended in me platinuming it after a day and a half. haha! gonna show my girlfriend loads of the best bits tomorrow.


I think she'll need more than the best bits of Uncharted 2 after your gaming disappearance! Laughing

I thought my 2 and a half hour stint was impressive.... Embarassed

Anyway, it is easy to see why everybody has been praising it so much - it's basically an interactive movie of the highest calibre. I didn't want to put it down, but some of us have to work!
Mark240473 on 16 Oct '09
raced down to asda this morning to pick this up. they didn't even have it out on the shelves! however some of us have to work so i've not had a chance to play it. i've not watched any of the above videos as i don't want to spoil it. i may well be up late tonight Wink
shellster2 on 16 Oct '09
raced down to asda this morning to pick this up. they didn't even have it out on the shelves! however some of us have to work so i've not had a chance to play it. i've not watched any of the above videos as i don't want to spoil it. i may well be up late tonight Wink

Even an old, jaded cynic like myself couldn't believe what I was seeing on my TV last night. Honestly mate, It'll be like renewing your vows with your eyeballs. Absolutely tremendous. I feel deeply sorry for those who are missing out.
Mark240473 on 16 Oct '09

I think she'll need more than the best bits of Uncharted 2 after your gaming disappearance! Laughing

I thought my 2 and a half hour stint was impressive.... Embarassed

Anyway, it is easy to see why everybody has been praising it so much - it's basically an interactive movie of the highest calibre. I didn't want to put it down, but some of us have to work!

hahaha brilliant comment man, i'll do my best if you promise to do more than 2.5 hour stint tonight!
Sinthetic on 16 Oct '09
that's it then, i'll tell the wife she's looking tired and needs to go to bed early!

3 player co-op as well. co-op gaming is the best thing to come out of this gen. come to daddy Laughing
shellster2 on 16 Oct '09

I think she'll need more than the best bits of Uncharted 2 after your gaming disappearance! Laughing

I thought my 2 and a half hour stint was impressive.... Embarassed

Anyway, it is easy to see why everybody has been praising it so much - it's basically an interactive movie of the highest calibre. I didn't want to put it down, but some of us have to work!

hahaha brilliant comment man, i'll do my best if you promise to do more than 2.5 hour stint tonight!

I'll tell you what, those 2 and a half hours felt more like 10 minutes.

No work tomorrow, so tonight Uncharted 2 will get a good hammering. Which incidentally, is probably what your missus will be after.... Wink
Mark240473 on 16 Oct '09
mark my friend, it worries me that i have to think hard about what i'd rather do, the game or her. HAHA. now that should be a line on metacritic for uncharted 2.
Sinthetic on 16 Oct '09
mark my friend, it worries me that i have to think hard about what i'd rather do, the game or her. HAHA. now that should be a line on metacritic for uncharted 2.

I'm thinking both. Now that would be the GOTY. Laughing
Mark240473 on 16 Oct '09
we should get in to games development man. it's now or never, the world needs us!
Sinthetic on 16 Oct '09

I'll tell you what, those 2 and a half hours felt more like 10 minute.

That's just about the perfect summary of Uncharted 2. Shame the install takes so long. Confused
voodoo341 on 16 Oct '09
UC2 is amazing!

Some of the battles are epic. The set pieces will leave you breathless.

Well done Naughty Dog.

Smile
wombateer on 18 Oct '09
there's an install? I didn't notice mine install anything. odd.

Bloody brilliant though. just got into the temple in nepal.
WHERESMYMONKEY on 20 Oct '09

I'll tell you what, those 2 and a half hours felt more like 10 minute.

That's just about the perfect summary of Uncharted 2. Shame the install takes so long. Confused

The game doesn't install, it runs off the disc. That is why there is never any loading once you start playing, but it has to load up a bit each time you boot it up.

Anyway, apart from the opening sequence on the train, these aren't even the best bits! There are way better stand-out sequences! Very Happy
spacelion on 20 Oct '09
there's an install? I didn't notice mine install anything. odd.

Bloody brilliant though. just got into the temple in nepal.


but but but... with Bluray being soooo slow it has to intall! A game with those graphics and cut scenes running off a disk, just not possible...

Look at Killzone 2 and its massive install! Confused
voodoo341 on 20 Oct '09
there's an install? I didn't notice mine install anything. odd.

Bloody brilliant though. just got into the temple in nepal.


but but but... with Bluray being soooo slow it has to intall! A game with those graphics and cut scenes running off a disk, just not possible...

Look at Killzone 2 and its massive install! Confused

Do you even own a PS3?
Killzone 2 doesn't have an install, silly rabbit.
WHERESMYMONKEY on 22 Oct '09
there's an install? I didn't notice mine install anything. odd.

Bloody brilliant though. just got into the temple in nepal.


but but but... with Bluray being soooo slow it has to intall! A game with those graphics and cut scenes running off a disk, just not possible...

Look at Killzone 2 and its massive install! Confused

Do you even own a PS3?
Killzone 2 doesn't have an install, silly rabbit.

Come on man, I know you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer but you're not that thick.


Actually... thinking about it, you probably are!
voodoo341 on 22 Oct '09
Anyway, it is easy to see why everybody has been praising it so much - it's basically an interactive movie of the highest calibre.

It's all centred around personal preferences though... yes, on the whole, Uncharted 2 should appeal to a larger population due to its pacing, mild difficulty level, Indiana Jones theme, characters and seamless presentation - like you said, almost like watching a movie. However, I think their next step is not to go back to the original Uncharted, but to advance Uncharted 2's strengths further; for example, even more interesting set pieces, more fun fighting without losing the pace - the suggested water level may be interesting to revisit in the inevitable sequel that the ending strongly hints at?
Chris W on 22 Oct '09
there's an install? I didn't notice mine install anything. odd.

Bloody brilliant though. just got into the temple in nepal.


but but but... with Bluray being soooo slow it has to intall! A game with those graphics and cut scenes running off a disk, just not possible...

Look at Killzone 2 and its massive install! Confused

Do you even own a PS3?
Killzone 2 doesn't have an install, silly rabbit.

Come on man, I know you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer but you're not that thick.


Actually... thinking about it, you probably are!

Thats the wittiest comeback you could think of, oh come on, i knew you had very little imagination and almost no sense of humour but really. Ok here's one for you. all together now.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 26 Oct '09


Thats the wittiest comeback you could think of, oh come on, i knew you had very little imagination and almost no sense of humour but really. Ok here's one for you. all together now.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

Fight like a dairy farmer? Laughing

You comment like an idiot.

I think we're all about as grown upoas we're either going to get or want to get.
voodoo341 on 26 Oct '09
Why do you even bother coming on here. How can you call yourself a gamer if you don't know the appropriate retort to 'YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!'

google it. go on. i dare you.
WHERESMYMONKEY on 27 Oct '09
Why do you even bother coming on here. How can you call yourself a gamer if you don't know the appropriate retort to 'YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!'

google it. go on. i dare you.

To laugh at your comments to be honest.

I'm already a sky subscriber aren't i. bloody cheak.

Laughing
voodoo341 on 27 Oct '09
What's incredible to me is that ND still need to ruin the games in crushing mode. UC2 is ok in crushing mode up until the boss in the train. This bugger is over the top, stupifyingly difficult. It's a shame. This may well stop me from getting platinum on UC2. As did the f**k up ND did in the first uncharted title with glitching the crushing trophy (I'm stuck on 93% in that one).
Bah!

Other than that UC2 is of course great.
gnokgnik on 29 Oct '09
Why do you even bother coming on here. How can you call yourself a gamer if you don't know the appropriate retort to 'YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!'

google it. go on. i dare you.

To laugh at your comments to be honest.

I'm already a sky subscriber aren't i. bloody cheek.

Laughing

Seriously if laughing at spelling mistakes and typos funny, maybe you should consider a career as a proof reader. You could laugh yourself silly and make some a living at the same time.

Thanks for reminding us all what a petty, pathetic unimaginative and poorly read cretin you are.

ahem. YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!!!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 30 Oct '09

Seriously if laughing at spelling mistakes and typos funny, maybe you should consider a career as a proof reader. You could laugh yourself silly and make some a living at the same time.

Thanks for reminding us all what a petty, pathetic unimaginative and poorly read cretin you are.

ahem. YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!!!

Laughing at your typos? No

Laughing at your idiotic statements? Yes

Somethings should be lest a lone.

poorly read cretin... oh the irony Laughing
voodoo341 on 30 Oct '09
come on, someone please help this sad bastard out.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 2 Nov '09
come on, someone please help this sad bastard out.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!!


Laughing No one else cares you silly moron.

f**k I don't even care!
voodoo341 on 2 Nov '09
Really, well you keep replying anyway!

One more time. From the Top.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 3 Nov '09
Really, well you keep replying anyway!

One more time. From the Top.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!!

hey for gems like this...

qhoever mentioned brannagins thouse were awesome.


....why wouldn't I? Laughing
voodoo341 on 3 Nov '09
hmmm. It's a simple reqest rally. but i guess you don't know the correct repost to my insult. or lack the imagination to come up with anything other than you make spelling mistakes on other threads. HUR HUR HUR.

From the top. one more time.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 5 Nov '09
hmmm. It's a simple reqest rally. but i guess you don't know the correct repost to my insult. or lack the imagination to come up with anything other than you make spelling mistakes on other threads. HUR HUR HUR.

From the top. one more time.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

A simple reqest... rally? Laughing I don't even need to go to other threads you idiot.
voodoo341 on 5 Nov '09
You have to be the single most humourless individual i've ever encountered.

ahem.
YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 5 Nov '09
If you were half as intelligent as you think you are you'd be deadly.

Can I suggest this link for you?
voodoo341 on 5 Nov '09
No i'm sure i'd be just as unhinged and relatively harmless.

Anyway, i'll give you a clue

the Pirate says "YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!"

Guybrush says "............."
WHERESMYMONKEY on 5 Nov '09
No i'm sure i'd be just as unhinged and relatively harmless.

Anyway, i'll give you a clue

the Pirate says "YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!"

Guybrush says "............."

Take the hint you thick, sad idiot I don't care! Rolling Eyes
voodoo341 on 5 Nov '09
says the guy that keeps replying to me. If you didn't care you wouldn't reply. but you do, so you are. geddit!

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 5 Nov '09
says the guy that keeps replying to me. If you didn't care you wouldn't reply. but you do, so you are. geddit!

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

/facepalm

what a moron. Laughing
voodoo341 on 5 Nov '09
Thanks for proving my point though. Who's the real idiot here though; the guy that keeps repeating the same line from a game over and over again, in the hopes that someone will provide him with the appropriate response. Or the guy who through some kind of misguided compulsion to always get the last word in, in any argument continues to reply even though he doesn't know the answer?

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 5 Nov '09
Thanks for proving my point though. Who's the real idiot here though; the guy that keeps repeating the same line from a game over and over again, in the hopes that someone will provide him with the appropriate response. Or the guy who through some kind of misguided compulsion to always get the last word in, in any argument continues to reply even though he doesn't know the answer?

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

You're that thick you can't even see the irony in that statement. I await you're reply even though according to you replying is a misguided complusion. Laughing
voodoo341 on 5 Nov '09
as usual, you completely forget the notion of context dear boy. I'm saying that your need to respond even though you do not know the correct one are a misguided compulsion, i on the other hand am just repeating the same same phrase ad nauseum untill i hear it.

so. the pirate says.

"YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER.
WHERESMYMONKEY on 6 Nov '09
It's Ad nauseam. Laughing I think you rally... opps really need to look up it's meaning.

The phrase you want is Ad infinitum. Rolling Eyes
voodoo341 on 6 Nov '09
i think its a bit of both really isn't it. Over and over untill the end of time, that is unless i get the answer. Therefore it would not be ad infinitum.

ahem.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 6 Nov '09
i think its a bit of both really isn't it. Over and over untill the end of time, that is unless i get the answer. Therefore it would not be ad infinitum.

ahem.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

A bit of both Ad nauseam and Ad infinitum Confused

You really are an idiot.
voodoo341 on 6 Nov '09
and you really are an unimaginative dullard.

Although the answer, 'you are an idiot' is one of the choices in said scene. It is in fact the wrong answer.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 6 Nov '09
and you really are an unimaginative dullard.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

Please... an unimaginative dullard who can spell big words like their, really, sense etc. 'you are an idiot' wasn't an answer, it was a fact and you talk about context. Laughing
Get back to answering those phones moron.
voodoo341 on 6 Nov '09
Sorry mate i work for a construction company, although i do have to answer the phone occasionally i'm usually found filling in spreadsheets.

Shouldn't you be shuffling papers somewhere or wasting tax payers money.

besides idiot is such a subjective phrase. I might be prone to simple typos that most intelligent people would just gloss over. But i could be a fantastic musician or a brilliant mathematician, or be incredibly technically minded, i could be an incredibly accomplished artist. If mere linguistical skills are your only barrometer for intelligence than i pity you.

But you still haven't found the correct responce.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 6 Nov '09
Odd.. thought you claimed to be a quanity surveyor.

LaughingLaughingLaughing

Get back to answering those phones. If you can't spell their.. you're thick.
voodoo341 on 6 Nov '09
yes voodoo a quantity surveyor that works for a construction company. number crunching tends to involve spreadsheets.

one more time, from the top. Lets see if he gets it this time.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 6 Nov '09
LaughingLaughing

of course you are monkey... I just had to remind you of your job Embarassed

Get back to those phones, if you work hard you might be able to afford the interweb at home.

You doubt becasue you are uncertain of something

classic
voodoo341 on 6 Nov '09
as usual your lack of whit, guile and creativity lead you to attempt to attempt derail the current point of discussion becasue you simply don't know the answer. But you won't be beaten by the fool of this forum oh no, i'm far too big and important. Say's voodoo. By showing others minor inadequcies i can hide my own. Yes this'll make them respect me. Not think i'm a petty t**t at all. oh no.

All i asked for was a simple response to a classic line, in a classic PC adventure game. A simple request, which you cannot fulfil.

once more, with feeling;

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 6 Nov '09
as usual your lack of whit, guile and creativity lead you to attempt to attempt derail the current point of discussion becasue you simply don't know the answer. But you won't be beaten by the fool of this forum oh no, i'm far too big and important. Say's voodoo. By showing others minor inadequcies i can hide my own. Yes this'll make them respect me. Not think i'm a petty t**t at all. oh no.

All i asked for was a simple response to a classic line, in a classic PC adventure game. A simple request, which you cannot fulfil.

once more, with feeling;

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

It's because, not becasue! Bloody hell! I suppose that's one of those typos.. that you just happen to er make all the time Embarassed . And I have not attempt to attempt to derail anything. Laughing


f**k it's too easy.
voodoo341 on 6 Nov '09
then type the correct response, or come up with an interesting comback other than 'your typing spelling sucks, you're an idiot'. DUR HUR HUR!

Maybe I was expecting too much from you.

For the guys, in the cheap seats.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 6 Nov '09
ohhh the old you keep replying therefore I WIN!!!

Keep answering those phones brainbox... Laughing
voodoo341 on 6 Nov '09
I'm guessing you've never had a job in telesales then. Do you know the kind of restrictions they place upon thier computers, most don't have the internet, in a traditional sense or they have restricted access meaning you can browse pretty much nothing other than the comapny website.

I have full net access. you with me sherlock!

You see the fun thing about this little back and forth we have going here. Id that the end of the day no doubt we'll both go home and think we came out on top. Mutual ego trip for a slow day at the office.

Anyway one more time. for the guy in front without a clue.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 6 Nov '09
I'm guessing you've never had a job in telesales then. Do you know the kind of restrictions they place upon thier computers, most don't have the internet, in a traditional sense or they have restricted access meaning you can browse pretty much nothing other than the comapny website.

I have full net access. you with me sherlock!

You see the fun thing about this little back and forth we have going here. Id that the end of the day no doubt we'll both go home and think we came out on top. Mutual ego trip for a slow day at the office.

Anyway one more time. for the guy in front without a clue.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

Laughing
voodoo341 on 6 Nov '09
It really does shock me that an educated man such as yourself can't come up with any better response than pointing out grammatical and spelling mistakes in other guys posts. It sadens me, really it does.

But it does lead me to one simple conclusion. Which is this. You've never played the Secret of Monkey Island. which in this monkey's opinion is the greatest tradgedy of all.

Well here's some homework for you young voodoo. Grab a copy through what ever means,

and finally find out the correct response to......

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!!
WHERESMYMONKEY on 6 Nov '09
It really does shock me that an educated man such as yourself can't come up with any better response than pointing out grammatical and spelling mistakes in other guys posts. It sadens me, really it does.

But it does lead me to one simple conclusion. Which is this. You've never played the Secret of Monkey Island. which in this monkey's opinion is the greatest tradgedy of all.

Well here's some homework for you young voodoo. Grab a copy through what ever means,

and finally find out the correct response to......

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!!

No Monkey, you not being able to spell basic words and feeling have to lie about your job is the greatest tragedy of all. Spin it what ever way you like. I actually feel quite sorry for you now.
voodoo341 on 6 Nov '09
But i haven't lied about my job. I'm a quantity surveyor for a construction company. Turns out one can work for the other. who knew that people that have a job work for a company.

Seriously if i was going to lie about my job i'd at least make up something interesting like i was a games designer or i worked for the beeb.

I know you don't have any imagination but it doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

And no the fact that you've never played monkey island is the biggest tradgedy here. But considering you have absolutely no sense of humour or logic skills, it probably wouldn't be your thing. Pfft and you call yourself a gamer.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER.
WHERESMYMONKEY on 9 Nov '09
Of course you are, you just can't spell those big difficult words like their, because or even tragedy (I even bloody corrected it for you in my last post Laughing ) or string a basic sentence together. Your reports must be a barrel of laughs for your boss never mind clients. If lying about your job and calling yourself a 'real gamer' brings a bit of colour into your life you go right ahead. I just find you kind of sad. Get back to answering those phones and putting those files away. Wink

your loss not thier

Every bloody day, you really can't be that thick! Confused
voodoo341 on 10 Nov '09
Of course you are, you just can't spell those big difficult words like their, because or even tragedy (I even bloody corrected it for you in my last post Laughing ) or string a basic sentence together.
your loss not thier

I can't remember saying I've never played Monkey Island. I think you've just made that up, seems to be a habit of yours. I won't answer your question because it clearly annoys you so much. By doing so I get to sit here and laugh at you again and again and again. I'll check back in a few days to see what the village idiot replies with. Very Happy
voodoo341 on 11 Nov '09
Jeez, even when i don't post, you talk to yourself. didn't know you enjoyed this little back and forth so much.

I find it funny that your only repost is to point out minor typing irregularities and insinuate that i am dishonest about my current employment in order to make yourself feel superior.

I know it's saddening to think that in your tiny mind someone on the same wage bracket as you doesn't read through and meticulously correct any minor grammatical and spelling mistakes he makes on an internet forum. Shocking, some of us have better things to be getting on with.

Your instant assumption that someone who works in a Call centre as stupid also shows a sort of base snobbery that shows us all what a cretin you are. Many great minds had Joe jobs while coming up with some amazingly insightful and important discoveries or works of creativity. The thought that your level of employment is equal to your intelligence is only held by people with little intelligence or personality of their own and believe that it’s their profession than makes them who they are. This to me shows a complete lack of character. I have a Job but I am not my job. If i worked in a call centre i would say, I work in a call centre, but I don’t and never have.

The fact that you won't respond to my quote just shows to me that you haven't played Monkey Island. Anyone who has just wouldn't be able to resist. This doesn’t make me angry it just makes me pity you more, as always.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!

PS is it just me or was uncharted 2 way too bloody easy. In fact I’m getting through it on crippling faster than i did on Hard.
WHERESMYMONKEY on 12 Nov '09
Jeez, even when i don't post, you talk to yourself.

/facepalm Laughing

Talking about assumptions, I can't see where I said you worked in a call centre. I guess you just assumed that for some reason Wink . There's plenty of other jobs out there that involve answering phones.

they made the wii brand = fun. Thats what people want from thier games.

cash ins and party games but becasue it is the console with the biggest install base and the lowest development costs.

How bloody thick are you! Rolling Eyes
voodoo341 on 12 Nov '09
Yes an assumption based on the fact that you decided that my main task at work was to answer phones. Doesn't take a giant leap of logical deduction to see what you are inferring.

....and your point is what exactly. Do you work for the sun or something. you take two relevant things i've said in another thread about brand recognition and then call me stupid.

Seriously, oh i see it's because i spelt their wrong. How incredibly astute of you. well the rule is i before e except after c. However I oft forget that 'their' is the exception in english, but not in American. Odd that. Then again the great thing about American English is that like most other languages words are spelt like they are said.

These words get truer ever time i type them.

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER.
WHERESMYMONKEY on 13 Nov '09
You really are a dumb moron!

well the rule is i before e except after c.

If you're going to quote a rule try learning the whole bloody rule then you won't look like the ignorant prat that you are. I before E, except after C or in sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh!

However I oft forget that 'their' is the exception in english, but not in American.

Not in American? Shocked American a language now is it? Laughing It's 'their' in the UK or American you moron!
voodoo341 on 17 Nov '09
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