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Wallpapers: The girls of Red Alert 3

Jenny McCarthy, Gemma Atkinson and the rest
Here you are then, EA's released a bunch of big pictures - which we're suggesting you use as desktop wallpaper - of the entire female cast of Red Alert 3. Check out PC Zone's review of the game (not the girls) here.

Now, this is starting to border on Nuts material, so we're going to stick purely to the facts.

The game's cheese-filled cut-scenes feture Gemma Atkinson (Hollyoaks), Kelly Hu (Scorpion King), Ivana Milicevic (Casino Royale), Jenny McCarthy (Playboy), Autumn Reeser (The OC) and Gina Carano (American Gladiators).

Between them they play the parts of Allied officers, Soviet generals, Empire of the Rising Sun henchmen and the infamous commando Tanya (that's McCarthy).

They're also well fit. Damn, so close.

Check out PC Zone's review here.

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Posted by Dajmin
Lowest common denominator again. Shame they can't sell the game on the game itself and have to resort to this.

Besides, they're alright, but I still wouldn't fall over myself for any of 'em.
Posted by Dying_Gasp
Looks like some forgot to bring the airbrush to work today.
Posted by Barca Azul
see, this just says to me the game is crap when using porn stars to promote something!!
Posted by scumlander
hollyoaks is not porn!.... well kinda... anyway, i would be far more interested if they released a Tim Curry or George Takei wallpaper.
Posted by rmn25
No Kari Wuhrer.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Posted by myoldfruity
Don't give a **** what you guys above think, all I can say is - awesome.

The bird from Hollyoaks and Jenny McCarthy can come round and suck my dick off anytime they like.
Posted by bagofbones
sex sells.
Posted by 91nintendo
Nice pictures an' all, but this is not the reason people should be buying RA3. I don't want to sound nerdy but I'd rather have a picture of the actual game as my wallpaper rather than some (admittadly hot) girls.
Posted by _Marty_
Whoa, they are some hot young fillies...

Now, what's the game about again?
Posted by optik5
The lighting is terrible. What did they do - spend too much on the girls and have none left for a decent photographer?
Posted by kimoak
Gina Carano!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is one cage fighter I would love to get smacked around by :)

First Rashad Evans in a PC advert, now Gina Carano in a game advert... Who next? Kimbo Slice? Feck, I hope not! :)
Posted by richm74
Hmmmmm .... hmmmmm ... eh? what? Sorry was just studying the pics and yes Dajmin, lowest common denominator and all that ....... yes ........ hmmmm ...... hmmmm ....... eh? sorry got distracted again by the pics.

What sexist tosh ......... hmmmm ...... hmmmmm ....... Kelly Hu ........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy
Posted by richm74
Oh My!!!!
Posted by gothchild
Hmm.. as much as I love gemma atkinson, I think Gina Carano really beats her in this round..
Posted by DancingOmelette
lol @ prudes ITT

Come on, this is exactly why people should be buying RA3 - because it has its tongue stuck firmly in its cheek, and is all about having fun, not being taken seriously.
Posted by Dajmin
I'd have thought they should be buying it because it's a decent RTS game, not because they have half decent chicks in the FMV.
Posted by a3HeadedMonkey
lol @ Dajmin being the first person to post in this thread & then first to post in it again, when it was recycled a week later! :lol:
Posted by Dajmin
There was a comment to reply to so I did :)
Posted by Barca Azul
Wasnt talking about Hollyoaks!!

Jenny McCarthy !!
Posted by humorguy
The game looks like Generals and so these pics are all they have to say.
Posted by $$johnman$$
After reading the reveiw, i can say theres two good reasons for getting this.
Posted by rusonjitsu
what have they done to gemma atkinsons face?! bloody airbrushed to the MAX.. :roll:

still..... :arrow: :wink:
Posted by The_KFD_Case
Aye. Sex does sell and those women pictured certainly aren't hard on the eyes. However, neither they nor the Red Alert pedigree are enough, even when combined, to make me decide to buy yet another EA title containing nasty DRM SecuROM and in all likelihood limited activations as well. Business as usual with those chimps which means no sale where I'm concerned.
Posted by AegisK
Just check out the size of Tanya's pistols!
Posted by Nitramuse
I'm really not that impressed at all.

And richm74: *SLAP!* Wake up, dude :lol:
Posted by rivariad
holy ****in christ, I'd buy the damn game if Autumn Reeser was lying naked on the cover. I'd do anything to bang her anyway.
Posted by gurujoe
i know that even her name but thats what i know her as and she is amazing
this has just made me want to get the name even more
although not on xbox on pc as will be shite ze box :roll:
Posted by sinister_m1
I miss the old Tanya
Posted by AllMightyRCB
I have the game on XBox 360 and I think it's pretty good. I like it more than the Tiberium Wars one. It has3 campaigns (Allies, Soviets, Japanese), and 22 multiplayer maps for online or skirmish. You even have some control of your co-commander in the campaigns (or you can even play the entire game in online co-op). The Red Alert series has always had girls like these so it's nothing new. I like the dark haired soviet one the best (not Gina Corano, the other one).
Posted by WingForward
MAXIM made a video game? When did that happen?
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