Which games feature the hottest girl-on-girl kisses? What are the bloodiest games you never played? How do you know if you're a gaming snob? If a ninja kills someone in a forest and there's no one there to hear him, does he make a sound?

We like to ask the really tough questions here at GamesRadar. If you missed out on our Mario Party drinking games or the terrible games we're embarrassed to admit that we love, then now's your chance to see what you've been missing. So scroll down and enjoy GamesRadar's Top 7 compendium.

GamesRadar's Top 7 Compendium

Top 7... Worst scenes Uwe Boll movies
Cinematic crimes from the director gamers love to hate
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Top 7... Game-changing cheats
Secret codes and modes that transform the way you play
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Top 7... New franchises that already feel old
What's that? Wii What? ...Zzzzzzzzzzz
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Top 7... Canine companions
We throw gaming’s most helpful sidekicks a bone
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Top 7... "That's a dude!?" game characters
It’s time for androgyny.
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Top 7... Girl gamer stereotypes
How NOT to fit in to the cultural microcosm of gaming.
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Top 7... New games that you already played
Are there no new ideas? See seven fresh titles that'll give you a case of déjà vu.
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Top 7... Games that affect real life
Gaming experiences that change the way you view the world.
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Top 7... Irritating female characters
Whiny! Obstructive! Always dying! Meet the women who set videogame feminism back 50 years.
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Top 7... Lazy character clichés
Copy, paste, unoriginality! The most overused archetypes of all time.
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Top 7... Games we want announced at E3
We know they're coming, you know they're coming, so announce 'em already!
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Top 7... Shower scenes
We rate gaming’s finest showers as the girls turn up the heat.
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Top 7… Sports games nerds actually like
The only games that get geeks off the bench.
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Top 7... Worst jobs in the games industry
Fun and games don't always go together.
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Top 7... Worst parts of best games
The most criminal imperfections of all time.
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Top 7... Consoles that never were
Gizmondo 2? Super Nintendo CD? Find out why they vanished before their time.
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Top 7... Gory deaths in cutesy games
Disturbing images you were never meant to see.
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Top 7... Least least extreme "extreme" games
Slapping giant 'X's on the box doesn't make your game extreme, though it may indicate the presence of porn.
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Top 7... Games that don't deserve nostalgia
Honestly, they were never that great in the first place...
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Top 7... GTA IV Easter eggs (so far)
2008's biggest game is filled with secrets - here are the best we've found!
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Top 7... Blue ball moments
The game may be over, but where's our happy ending?
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Top 7... Cutesy characters we want to beat the crap out of
Yeah, they're cute, but they're so damn annoying.
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Top 7... Articles we wish we'd thought of first
We totally didn't write these articles - but we could have!
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Top 7... Inanimate objects
They're nothing without you.
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Top 7... Nudity you didn't notice
Look closer - gaming is even naughtier than you think.
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Top 7... Stereotypical gamers we hate
They shouldn't exist, but they do - avoid these gamers at all costs.
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Top 7... Weirdest Street Fighter insults
From scary to stupid, we kick off Street Fighter Week with a look at the series' most ludicrous victory disses.
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Top 7... Death rattle games
These games didn't just flop - they brought down entire companies.
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Top 7... Boring Sims
WARNING: Playing these games may impair your ability to stay awake.
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Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming
We give the beautifully repugnant and disgustingly delectable some recognition.
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Top 7... Failed franchises we know how to fix
They've been broken for years. Here's how to set them right.
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Top 7... Bad guys you didn't want to kill
The gaming murders that left a bad taste in our mouth.
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Top 7... Assassins
Forget fighting for justice - these killers-for-hire make amorality awesome.
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