Which games feature the hottest girl-on-girl kisses? What are the bloodiest games you never played? How do you know if you're a gaming snob? If a ninja kills someone in a forest and there's no one there to hear him, does he make a sound?

We like to ask the really tough questions here at GamesRadar. If you missed out on our Mario Party drinking games or the terrible games we're embarrassed to admit that we love, then now's your chance to see what you've been missing. So scroll down and enjoy GamesRadar's Top 7 compendium.

GamesRadar's Top 7 Compendium

Top 7... Blue Ball Moments
The game may be over, but where's our happy ending?
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Top 7... Cutesy Characters We Want to Beat the Crap Out of
Yeah, they're cute, but they're so damn annoying.
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Top 7... Articles we wish we'd thought of first
We totally didn't write these articles - but we could have!
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Top 7... Inanimate Objects
They're nothing without you.
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Top 7... Nudity You Didn't Notice
Look closer - gaming is even naughtier than you think.
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Top 7... Stereotypical gamers we hate
They shouldn't exist, but they do - avoid these gamers at all costs.
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Top 7... Weirdest Street Fighter Insults
From scary to stupid, we kick off Street Fighter Week with a look at the series' most ludicrous victory disses.
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Top 7... Death Rattle Games
These games didn't just flop - they brought down entire companies.
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Top 7... Boring Sims
WARNING: Playing these games may impair your ability to stay awake.
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Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming
We give the beautifully repugnant and disgustingly delectable some recognition.
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Top 7... Failed franchises we know how to fix
They've been broken for years. Here's how to set them right.
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Top 7... Bad guys you didn't want to kill
The gaming murders that left a bad taste in our mouth.
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Top 7... Assassins
Forget fighting for justice - these killers-for-hire make amorality awesome.
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Top 7... Damsels You DON'T Want to Save
Screw chivalry! These ladies deserve distress.
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Top 7... impractical characters
When the world needs saving, don't rely on these ill-prepared nutjobs.
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Top 7... Lovable blobs
Only videogames could make squishy lumps of gunge adorable - here are a few irresistible examples.
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Top 7... Franchise embarrassments
What shameful skeletons do these respected series have hiding in their closet?
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Top 7... Gamers' New Year's Resolutions
Your guide to a happy, healthy new year of gaming.
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Top 7... Christmas moments
From heartwarming to horrific, we count down gaming's most memorable holiday scenes.
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Top 7... Most evil games
See the most racist, hateful and tasteless titles you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
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Top 7... Games you don't want this holiday
Lumps of coal are better than these utterly disappointing gifts.
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Top 7... WTF?! Endings, Part 2
From games you've never played to Hannibal Lecter moments.
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