At my local branch of Nat West bank today, paying the usual raft of exorbitant bills for water, telephone and electricity, I happened to overhear the conversation at the next counter.  A smartly-dressed gentleman was asking for his entire account to be closed. 

"Why?" asked the woman behind the glass partition.  "I'm leaving the country....emigrating", he replied.

I trust I will be issuing the exact same instructions in a few months' time.   The brain drain from Blighty continues apace!