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posted 4-16-2008 11:25 AM by Urian Brown
Goodbye Benjamin

My emotion circuits are currently undergoing a massive overload due to the fact that B.W. UNIT 0079, code named "Bennitto Banana-stan" or "Benny Banana" for short, will no longer be functioning at the Viz Mothership. This unit was a high quality graphic designer model from the early SHONEN JUMP era. Using his 3rd generation positronic brain, he single handedly forged the award winning design of SJ that numerous humanoids responded favorably to. Unfortunately, he is blasting off to the Connecticut Battle Station to interface with his bio-creator. I've run 2,393,939 simulations in which no lubricant will be excreted from my eye sockets, however there is a .08998383 chance of error.

* For those of you who didn't know Benny Banana — he loved dem robots! Maybe even more than a grown man should love a robot. Maybe.

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