Friendly, courteous technicians on-call 24 hours a day...
...to answer your stupid fucking questions.
Tech: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you logged in here, did you notice an error message that said, "The server does not have a DNS entry?"
Customer: Jimmie...
Tech: Answer the question! Did you receive a message that said, "Cannot find server or DNS Error"?
Customer: Naw, man, I didn't...
Tech: You know why you didn't see that message?
Customer: Why?
Tech: Because DNS errors ain't my fuckin' business!
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