THE MARX BROTHERS

The list author says:
	"You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a *** you are."

The list author says:
	"And now, on with the opera. Let joy be unconfined. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor."

The list author says:
	"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

The list author says:
	"You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."

The list author says:
	"Emily, I have a confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at another horse."

The list author says:
	"You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar."

The list author says:
	"You want to know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish."

The list author says:
	"It's a funny thing. I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."

The list author says:
	"No, no, I'd rather not. I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling."

The list author says:
	"Fifteen. You know, two more years, you could've been a plumber."