Movies That Will Make You Gay!

A Listmania! list by J. Lewis (Dallas, TX United States)
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The list author says: "Warning! Exposure to the following films can radically change your life! At the very least, you will develop an insatiable taste for high style, arch dialogue, classic couture, Drama (yes, that's with a capital "D") and romance. But most likely, you will just turn ... GAY!"
Valley of the Dolls (Special Edition)
1.  Valley of the Dolls (Special Edition) DVD ~ Barbara Parkins
The list author says:
  "They strummed you right out of Hollywood.  And now you come crawling back to Broadway.  Well, Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope!" That's Shakespeare, people, Shakespeare!"
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Sunset Boulevard (Special Collector's Edition)
2.  Sunset Boulevard (Special Collector's Edition) DVD ~ William Holden
The list author says:
  "An over-the-hill has-been uses a young stud to shore up her self-esteem. Sound familiar, Gretchen?"
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Auntie Mame
3.  Auntie Mame DVD ~ Rosalind Russell
The list author says:
  "Ok, big guy, I just heard you use the word "fabulous"."
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Making Love
4.  Making Love DVD ~ Michael Ontkean
The list author says:
  "Who wouldn't leave Kate Jackson for Harry Hamlin?"
$8.99   Used & New from: $3.93
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Mildred Pierce (Keepcase)
5.  Mildred Pierce (Keepcase) DVD ~ Joan Crawford
The list author says:
  "I took tips and was glad to get 'em!" A fabulous fur coat, a fabulous fur hat, a blazing handgun, an ingrate daughter, a deceitful lover, a wisecracking sidekick ("Leave me something on, I might catch cold."), and a good man to fall back on in the end. Ka-ching! (That's the gay equivalent of a home-run.)"
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Victor/Victoria
6.  Victor/Victoria DVD ~ Julie Andrews
The list author says:
  "Julie is a woman, pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman. Oh, who cares! The art deco sets are breathtaking and the songs are great."
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Gilda
7.  Gilda DVD ~ Rita Hayworth
The list author says:
  "If I were a ranch, they'd call me the Bar Nothing!". OK, you're a ranch."
$12.49   Used & New from: $4.95
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (86 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Maurice - The Merchant Ivory Collection
8.  Maurice - The Merchant Ivory Collection DVD ~ James Wilby
The list author says:
  "A tormented, upper-class Englishman finds release and romance in the arms of a fresh, young working-class stiff. Excuse me, dear, your fantasy's showing."
$25.49   Used & New from: $14.99
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Double Indemnity (Universal Legacy Series)
9.  Double Indemnity (Universal Legacy Series) DVD ~ Fred MacMurray
The list author says:
  "All anklets and icy banter, Stanwyck, in mules and a platinum dynel Prince Valiant wig, sets the standard for love/hate co-dependency. Hello, Mother ...."
$22.99   Used & New from: $9.84
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Gallipoli (Special Edition)
10.  Gallipoli (Special Edition) DVD ~ Mel Gibson
The list author says:
  "War is hell, but love endures. Friendship in the trenches. Don't ask, don't tell? A gorgeous Mel - before he got scary."
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Far From Heaven
11.  Far From Heaven DVD ~ Julianne Moore
The list author says:
  "Forbidden love, Fifties style. And that's Style with a capital "S". Sirk style."
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3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (229 customer reviews)

All About Eve
12.  All About Eve DVD ~ Bette Davis
The list author says:
  "Category 5, Hurricane Bette hits Broadway. Buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride."
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A Home At The End Of The World (Widescreen)
13.  A Home At The End Of The World (Widescreen) DVD ~ Colin Farrell
The list author says:
  "An ambisexual Colin Farrell. Need I say more? Before insertion (of the DVD, potty-brain), I suggest you test the batteries of your smoke alarms."
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The Way We Were
14.  The Way We Were DVD ~ Barbra Streisand
The list author says:
  "If you woke up in bed with a nude Robert Redford you'd look to!"
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Gods and Monsters (Special Edition)
15.  Gods and Monsters (Special Edition) DVD ~ Ian McKellen
The list author says:
  "A sophisticated, refined gentleman of a certain age dispenses with decorum, jettisons his pride, and sacrifices his dignity to grovel at the feet of his coarse and ruggedly handsome youthful tormentor.  My last job interview."
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For the Boys
16.  For the Boys DVD ~ Bette Midler
The list author says:
  "Who knew an army tunic could make such a cute dress? Bette does war in song."
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Possessed
17.  Possessed DVD ~ Joan Crawford
The list author says:
  "Joan's stalker-like obsession with an emotionally unavailable straight man drives her insane! That shoe comes in all sizes."
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New York, New York (Special Edition)
18.  New York, New York (Special Edition) DVD ~ Liza Minnelli
The list author says:
  "Liza channels Judy in the story of Doris Day. Doesn't get much better than this!"
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Week-End in Havana
19.  Week-End in Havana DVD ~ Alice Faye
The list author says:
  "Alice Faye. Carmen Miranda. That's what I'm talking about."
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4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (27 customer reviews)

Some Like It Hot
20.  Some Like It Hot DVD ~ Marilyn Monroe
The list author says:
  "Caution, straight men who laugh while watching this movie are subject to spontaneous fits of gaydom."
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An Unmarried Woman
21.  An Unmarried Woman DVD ~ Jill Clayburgh
The list author says:
  "Just admit it. You totally identified with Jill Clayburgh."
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The Postman Always Rings Twice
22.  The Postman Always Rings Twice DVD ~ Lana Turner
The list author says:
  "Coolly carnal and hypnotic in white from pumps to turban, Lana found in James M. Cain's sex-starved murdering adultress the role she was born to play.  And every gay boy in America found a role-model."
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Hairspray
23.  Hairspray DVD ~ Sonny Bono
The list author says:
  "Divine in a beehive shopping for couture at Hefty Hideaway. Rickie Lake's skunk doo. American Bandstand Hell. The world according to John Waters."
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Imitation of Life (Two Movie Collection) 1934/1959
24.  Imitation of Life (Two Movie Collection) 1934/1959 DVD ~ Lana Turner
The list author says:
  "Okay, okay! You can quit crying now!"
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Suddenly, Last Summer
25.  Suddenly, Last Summer DVD ~ Elizabeth Taylor
The list author says:
  "Sebastian, is it already Mother's Day again?"
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Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
26.  Gentlemen Prefer Blondes DVD ~ Jane Russell
The list author says:
  "Marilyn? Jane? Marilyn? Jane? Can't decide who's the most fabulous? Ok, you're gay."
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Where the Boys Are
27.  Where the Boys Are DVD ~ Dolores Hart
The list author says:
  "Sun, surf, sin and song. In other words, last weekend on Fire Island."
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Mommie Dearest (Hollywood Royalty/Special Collector's Edition)
28.  Mommie Dearest (Hollywood Royalty/Special Collector's Edition) DVD ~ Faye Dunaway
The list author says:
  ""Teeeenaaaa!" "No wire hangers!" "Don't f**k with me fellows ... it's not my first time at the rodeo!" Faye channels Joan on crack."
$10.99   Used & New from: $5.45
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Now, Voyager (Keepcase)
29.  Now, Voyager (Keepcase) DVD ~ Bette Davis
The list author says:
  "An ugly spinster is transformed by romance into a hyper-glam Bette Davis. Love the hat!"
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Funny Girl/Funny Lady
30.  Funny Girl/Funny Lady DVD ~ Barbra Streisand
The list author says:
  "What's that you say? "Will watching a double dose of Streisand make me gay?" Comes with a guarantee."
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A Star Is Born
31.  A Star Is Born DVD ~ Judy Garland
The list author says:
  "This just in. In West Hollywood, investigators of the paranormal have discovered with alarming frequency this movie in the DVD players of the victims of spontaneous combustion. Tearful witnesses have testified the firey explosions occurred between "Born in a Trunk" and "The Man That Got Away". Citing safety concerns, comedienne Kathy Griffin has banned this movie from her home. Now this ..."
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Psycho Beach Party
32.  Psycho Beach Party DVD ~ Lauren Ambrose
The list author says:
  "Charles Busch does Ida Lupino. Lauren Ambrose does Sandra Dee. Ida Lupino and Sandra Dee in the same movie? Yeah, and there's a lookalike Ann Margaret Viva Las Vegas dance-a-thon over the credits. Three or four movies in one!"
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The Crying Game (Collector's Edition)
33.  The Crying Game (Collector's Edition) DVD ~ Stephen Rea
The list author says:
  "See, even super butch IRA terrorists can turn gay if the right "man" comes along!"
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Cabaret
34.  Cabaret DVD ~ Liza Minnelli
The list author says:
  "What good is sitting alone in your room? Come hear the ...." Gotcha! If you're still singing, you're totally gay."
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A Streetcar Named Desire (Two-Disc Special Edition)
35.  A Streetcar Named Desire (Two-Disc Special Edition) DVD ~ Vivien Leigh
The list author says:
  "A fluttering, genteel neurotic trembles before a gorgeous, brutish man-god. Ok, Bruce, you can get up now."
$20.99   Used & New from: $7.48
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (146 customer reviews)

The Turning Point
36.  The Turning Point DVD ~ Anne Bancroft
The list author says:
  "Mother-love set against the backdrop of ballet. You do the math."
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What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (Two-Disc Special Edition)
37.  What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (Two-Disc Special Edition) DVD ~ Bette Davis
The list author says:
  "When stars collide! A straight man, Victor Buono, actually turned gay while making this film. It's true."
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The Talented Mr. Ripley
38.  The Talented Mr. Ripley DVD ~ Matt Damon
The list author says:
  "A scorned obsessive responds with forgery, identity theft, and murder. My first relationship."
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Evita
39.  Evita DVD ~ Antonio Banderas
The list author says:
  "Who said Madonna can't act? You're kidding, right?"
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Bad Education (Original Uncut NC-17 Edition)
40.  Bad Education (Original Uncut NC-17 Edition) DVD ~ Gael Garcia Bernal
The list author says:
  "Almodovar! Toxic love and revenge! Gael Garcia Bernal in drag. What? You didn't know? You thought "she" was hot?  Okay, now you're just gay."
$17.99   Used & New from: $3.96
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