Christian Porter's Profile

"EightBitHero"

That's me. I pretty much suck.

Location:: Manchester, NH

Reviewer Rank:: 38,003

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Nickname:: portron
Birthday:: 2/20/1981

In my own words: I am a nerd.
Interests: I collect video games and classic 50's sci fi posters. I have a red-eared slider named Rembrandt. I was voted world's greatest lover 2 years in a row by people magazine. i also invented plutonium.

nobody reads amazon.com profiles. i can put whatever i want.

Favorite Items

Favorite Books

I like comic fantasy books (not that nerdy D&D dragony garbage) and science books (evolution, skepticism, biology)

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide: Five Complete Novels and One Story (Deluxe Edition) by Douglas Adams
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
The Blind Watchmaker: Why the Evidence of Evolution Reveals a Universe Without Design by Richard Dawkins
High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
Survivor: A Novel by Chuck Palahniuk

Favorite Music

Mid-90's lookout records type pop-punk and surf are my two favorite music genres

Love Songs for the Retarded ~ Queers
Love Is Dead ~ Mr. T Experience
Sea Change ~ Beck
Party Animals ~ Turbonegro
Destroy All Astromen!! ~ Man Or Astro-Man?

Favorite Movies

Dark comedies, wacky comedies and violet japanese films. yay

Happiness DVD ~ Jane Adams (II)
Army of Darkness (Boomstick Edition) DVD ~ Ian Abercrombie
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie DVD ~ Trace Beaulieu
Wet Hot American Summer DVD ~ Elizabeth Banks (II)
Ichi the Killer (Unrated Edition) DVD ~ Tadanobu Asano

Other Favorites

i am a video game nerd.

Earthbound by Nintendo of America
Final Fantasy VII by SquareSoft
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night by Konami
Classic NES Series: Legend of Zelda by Nintendo
Ico by Sony Computer Entertainment

Reviews

Are You Psychic?: The Official Guide for Kids by Helaine Becker

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

Hooray! Now we can delude our kids too!!, October 28, 2006

This book presents information on psychics, dowsing and the paranormal that simply are not factually true.

There's even a part that says to go with your gut feeling when taking a test in school because that's the psychic ability talking. Man, if that actually worked then I'd have... Read More

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Products tagged

	Are You Psychic?: The Official Guide for Kids by Helaine Becker, Claudia Davila Christian's tags: bs, dumb, hoax, jive, junk, junk science, stupid, untrue Customer tags: junk science (4), bs (2), dumb (1), hoax (1), jive (1), See all 8 tags...

	How To Do Psychic Readings by Ted Andrews Christian's tags: bad parent, delusion, dumb, false, garbage, hoax, junk, junk science, stupid, trash, unintelligent Customer tags: junk science (4), bad parent (1), delusion (1), dumb (1), false (1), See all 12 tags...

	When Elephants Weep: The Emotional Lives of Animals by Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson, Susan McCarthy Christian's tags: junk science, quackery Customer tags: junk science (2), animal compassion (1), animal ethics (1), animals (1), math and science books (1), See all 6 tags...