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the most important movie ever shot in new york Cynthia Nixon's hair explicated! "So, yes. Sex and the City is filming in front of the Bryant Park Hotel. Complete clusterfuck, especially for those of us who couldn't care less. Cynthia Nixon's hair is styled to look like some sort of ski slope, and Sarah Jessica Parker couldn't be less attractive. They seem to be filming the wedding reception scene since SJP is tromping around in that hideous veil....."

kunkeled Seriously, what will happen if our number-one obsession, the world's most important literary magazine n+1, writes a piece about this here bilious website? Will time and ass-space collide? Anyway, we hear the piece is done for the new issue, but this is first we heard about it, because essayists don't report, ya know! (Who's a journalist now, bitches?)

insolent lesbians Last night labor leader Randi Weingarten, head of the United Federation of Teachers, was all, "Dude I've always been a lesbian, I've never hidden who I am." Right, except she's never once talked about it and it's never been written about before. Jodie Foster was more out than Randi Weingarten! [NYO]

t.v. nation "Ok, some kind of crazy shit is up with Time Warner Cable. Last night my DVR completely wiped itself, causing me to lose the latest 'America's Next Top Model' AND 'Gossip Girl.' A cursory survey tells me that the same inexplicable DVR-wiping occurred to other friends at different points in the week. Other friends say their boxes (heh) have been stuttering and stopping, which mine did before the great DVR incident of 10/11/07. WATCH THE IMPORTANT SHIT ON YOUR DVRs PEOPLE. Conspiracy is afoot." Everyone is so bilious today!

the most important movie ever shot in new york "Cast of Sex and The City (SJP, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis) in front of the Bryant Park hotel in a black limo filming a scene from their upcoming blockbuster movie while Chris Noth (laid back and handsome as ever) looks on. SJP in all black and hot motorcycle boots. P.S. What was up with Cynthia's hair?" Don't know! You tell us! Is it particularly sapphic today???

from the mailbag "All the emergency lights are flashing on at least the newsroom floors of the New York Times. An announcement said there has been some kind of problem, and they are investigating the cause. The security system seemed totally messed up when people were coming in this morning. It doesn't seem all that serious though." THE FALCON CANNOT HEAR THE FALCONER, RENZO PIANO. Update: An announcement! "The alarm is false. Please resume normal activities. There is no need for evacuation."

this thing looks like that thing Nobel peace prize winner Al Gore (right!) has started to eerily resemble drunken National Book Award finalist Christopher Hitchens! What happened to Gore's face? "Too many porkchops with David Remnick," suggests a reader. We already know what happened to Hitchens' face: Booze and bile and sexism are murder on the jowls.

eating out Eater predicts that in 18 months Jack's Luxury Oyster Bar, as well as Jack Lamb's sushi spot Jewel Bako and his stab at French cuisine, Degustation, will all be dead and gone. Are these the waning days of East Village's restaurateur boy-king Jack Lamb's empire? If so, bring on the dormice and vomitoria! It's time to party.

crisis at columbia day three Last night, an anti-Jew word was found scrawled in a bathroom at Columbia University! When will this epidemic of hatred end? First the noose on the black professor's door and then the ceiling fell in at the psych library and now they're after the Jews? WHO WILL BE NEXT? (Our guess: the gays.)

Developing From the mailbag, regarding Ivy League alum and douchey online dater John Fitzgerald Page: "I talked to John Page for 3 hours last night. So I called him.....a couple of times (and yes that is all it took). I don't know where to go with the information I have now after talking to him for seriously 3 HOURS. I will send you a copy of my phone bill a) if ATT has put it up yet b) you tell me where to send it, to prove what I am saying.... What do I do with 3 hours of information from the most hated/loved/entertaining/douchey guy on the internet today?"

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