c_webb commented on Sarah Jessica Parker's Got A New Assistant, at 3:48 PM on Oct 10 @mathnet : Not so much. Let the wringing begin ... does anybody know if the new assistant is intimidatingly large and/or more »

c_webb commented on Sarah Jessica Parker's Got A New Assistant, at 3:30 PM on Oct 10 I know the T-shirt in that pic is probably for some good cause, but it makes me want to wring more »

c_webb commented on 'Peanuts' Creator Sometimes Blue! Family Mortified!, at 9:57 AM on Oct 9 That's what you get for going to a five-cent shrink. more »

c_webb commented on We have high hopes for this, at 9:55 AM on Oct 9 They call themselves "The Watchers." Which I'm pretty sure is almost not exactly in any way what Juvenal had in more »

c_webb commented on Rick Salomon Made An Honest Woman Of Pamela Anderson, at 9:50 AM on Oct 9 @Truculent: And don't forget to do a body shot of premium unleaded off the guy in the next car ... 'cuz more »

c_webb commented on World's Most Suspicious Death Gets Even Murkier, at 10:39 AM on Oct 4 @LolCait: I used to feel the same way. That is, until I saw Superbad. Really shook me up, man. more »

c_webb commented on World's Most Suspicious Death Gets Even Murkier, at 10:17 AM on Oct 4 @Sargasm: Just keep your hands in front of your head, baby. Hands in FRONT of your head. (Seriously, though, this is really more »

c_webb commented on World's Most Suspicious Death Gets Even Murkier, at 10:13 AM on Oct 4 @relunctantentity: Right? I mean, I used to ENJOY my layovers in Phoenix! more »

c_webb commented on Charlie Sheen Sends The Worst Emails, at 10:12 AM on Oct 4 @ellagood: No, but when viewed closely, the "extremely intricate sewing patterns" just might spell out "Your mother is a bleach-blond, washed-up more »

c_webb commented on Charlie Sheen Sends The Worst Emails, at 9:43 AM on Oct 4 @GothamTomato: Denise Richards is the demonic product of disciples of Wierd Science -- she was created by two suburban high school more »

c_webb commented on Charlie Sheen Sends The Worst Emails, at 9:37 AM on Oct 4 That's not nearly as bad as when he claimed to have seen her mom on one of those chemo fetish more »

c_webb commented on You Know What Your House Needs? An Observatory, Duh!, at 9:34 AM on Oct 4 You know what these people need? REAL PROBLEMS. more »

c_webb commented on Another Uptown Big Money Gallery Hits The Skids, at 6:22 PM on Oct 3 @Conbon: Still no reason to smash that Rembrandt over his head. more »

c_webb commented on "Presents given to women by, at 6:21 PM on Oct 3 @nadarine: The hipsters like it with just a little Tabasco. more »

c_webb commented on How are women like former, at 5:49 PM on Oct 3 People and Glamour? You and corporate America are a lot more than BFF, you ridiculous little twit. (Oops, did I write more »

c_webb commented on "Citadel Broadcasting is close, at 5:24 PM on Oct 3 I've heard that Sylvia's in Harlem is now serving racist asshats ... maybe he could broadcast from there? more »

c_webb commented on "Presents given to women by, at 5:01 PM on Oct 3 @KillMeNow: Whom exactly are you sleeping with that you plan to procreate a plush toy? more »

c_webb commented on Does Julia Allison have an, at 4:56 PM on Oct 3 @George Walter Vincent Smith: Dunno. Should we ask her? Wait, that's just weird ... should we ask HIM? more »