Henifer Hlopes commented on Paging John Fitzgerald Page, at 4:43 PM on Oct 12 @ElijahPollack: I can only hope that we'll get those back. I also lost a few comments. regardless of the fact that more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on A Note From "THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD", at 3:37 PM on Oct 12 What is going on?!?! Where are the posts?!?! JFP: is that you?! Have you been messing with gawker with your flexing more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on From the mailbag, regarding, at 2:15 PM on Oct 12 @tubgirl: oh wow.. this reminds me of that Mexican song.. oh si si si.. called "El Rey", one of the more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on From the mailbag, regarding, at 1:53 PM on Oct 12 @Notyourmother: WOW. He also can't afford a spell checker. Now people! Back off! JFP is an sibling-less orphan. I love this quote: more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on From the mailbag, regarding, at 1:35 PM on Oct 12 @Notyourmother: Lulu's bait shack could've easily solved your alcohol content problem... if only they had let you in.... more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on From the mailbag, regarding, at 1:24 PM on Oct 12 I [heart] JFP more than I [heart] Darren Sherman. (Darren Sherman, you've been dumped) more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on From the mailbag, regarding, at 1:04 PM on Oct 12 @Notyourmother: What? You DON'T live in a Buckhead high rise overseeing all the nice college girls that come out during more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on From the mailbag, regarding, at 12:26 PM on Oct 12 @JamieSommers: Actually....we kinda sorta do and do not. I posted this on the JFP-morons page... that I have it on more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World, at 11:54 AM on Oct 12 In the interest of being servicey...I have it on good authority from a friend (who may or may not have more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on Gotham's Most Eligible Bachelors Are Single For A Reason, at 1:22 PM on Oct 5 Francky L'Official, Artistic Dir of Francky L'Official Salon WTF?!?!?! more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on Live Clothed Girls! (But Mostly Guys), at 4:57 PM on Oct 4 I never knew the gawker staff was really oompa loompas who break out in song every few minutes. more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on Never Too Much Quiche In the 'Times' Cafeteria, at 10:30 AM on Oct 4 (can't believe I missed this yesterday) Vinnie Chace says to E after he tanks with a girl: "That was very smooth, more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on Benefits Destroy Friendships, at 6:29 PM on Oct 2 @janesays: I forgive you. Wanna be my frenemy? more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on Benefits Destroy Friendships, at 5:43 PM on Oct 2 What about frenemies? What side of the benefits border should these fall on? more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on An illinois middle school, at 4:57 PM on Oct 2 @She_of_the_Socks: Seriously! I think you should do it and bask in the glory of profiting from an infatn child. Next more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on An illinois middle school, at 4:48 PM on Oct 2 Someone call the Free Hugs police! I think that they should go over there and offer Free Hugs to everyone. more »

Henifer Hlopes commented on ABC News Handy With Thesaurus, at 6:06 PM on Sep 27 @triplethreat: @procrastinator, esq.: I find ABC's mistake unpalatable, frankly.... more »

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