books
you are a little bit happier than i am 2006
Bed 2007
Eeeee Eee Eeee 2007
cognitive-behavioral therapy 2008
Shoplifting from American Apparel 2009
Richard Yates 2010
Taipei 2013

essays
My Childhood Toy Poodles 2013
When I Moved Online 2013
Memories of the Q&A; portions of some of my Taipei events 2013
The Future of The Novel 2011
How to Give a Reading on Mushrooms 2011
Koko, The "Talking" Gorilla 2011
Almost Transparent Blue by Ryu Murakami 2011
How to Be Considerate on the Internet 2011
Great American Novelist 2010
An Account of Being Arrested for 'Trespassing' NYU's Bookstore 2010
Three Documentaries by Werner Herzog 2009
"Nice" 2009
Woodcutters by Thomas Bernhard 2008
The Levels of Greatness a Fiction Writer Can Achieve in America 2007
Me vs. the Audience 2007
Exactly What I Want 2007

other writing
I Livetweeted 'The Great Gatsby' 3D 2013
I Livetweeted Getting Robbed & Watching 'The Hobbit' Alone at 9:45PM in Manhattan on Christmas Eve 2012
What I Typed on Mushrooms on October 23 2011 2012
Jawbreaker's Major-Label Album 2012
Top 10 Unpublished Articles of 2011 2011
The Great American Dialogue About the New Yorker’s “20 Under 40” List 2011
Top 10 Worst Fruits to Get Blowjobs From 2011
Top 10 Animals That Don't Have Asses 2010
We Will Drink Our Coffee and Complete Our Novels and Lay in Sunlight and Sit in Darkness 2008
The Existentially Fucked Megamouth Shark 2007
hikikomori 2007, collaboration with Ellen Kennedy
Sex After Not Seeing Each Other For a Few Days 2007
Lisa Jarnot 2006
Today The Sky is Blue and White with Bright Blue Spots and a Small Pale Moon and I Will Destroy Our Relationship Today 2006, stories
this emotion was a little e-book 2006, poems

charts/art/photos
iPhone Photos of Taipei 2013
The Contemporary Short Story 2012
Drug-Related Photoshop Art 2011-2012
'Kmart Realism' Contextualized 2010

links
Twitter 2009-
Muumuu House 2008-