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i said my plans for tomorrow were to wake up at six p.m. and buy my dad a present
you asked what i was getting my dad, an underground tunnel?
i said a get-out-of-jail-free card from a monopoly set
you said for christmas you were going to cry a little, then go to sleep
i said my eyes just became watery because of emotion and i dabbed my face with kleenex and then sighed contentedly
you said nice use of conjunctives
i asked if anyone we knew was successful
you said you file shit at an office
i said you should file folders with a fishing pole and grin at your boss
you told me to come over to your house
i said i don't have a car because i got in a car wreck
you said you rear-ended someone and felt dumb
i said you should just buy a tank because that's a good investment
you said you drank a lot tonight but didn't get drunk
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