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02/07/07 Gawker, kristian laliberte

Boys Do Cry: The Kristian Laliberte Story

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Strangely, I was just wondering this morning, where is our next Jonathan Cheban? Aren't we overdue for a new, fabulous punching bag?

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I want to be New York's answer to Rachel Zoe . . . Yeah, Nicole Richie did fire her and called her a bitch, but you know she worked her way up to that. She's one of my idols. OMG!! Hahaha, what a fat douche! We hate him! Mr. Laliberte isn't exactly a Horatio Alger story. continued »

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02/05/07 Gawker, lockhart steele

Lockhart Steele Makes His Mandatory Monthly Appearance in the 'NYT'

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

That's Lock's sidekick, Paul Rudd.

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Next month in Styles: "For Lockhart Steele, Quotewhoring Is More Than Just a Night Out." Sharp Bites [NYT] Earlier: Web Type Ready, Willing To Spout Off On Pretty Much...

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01/11/07 Gawker, media

Media Bubble: MTV Viewers Smarter Than We Thought

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

And so the tradition of torturing waspy young things surnamed "Morgan" marches on.

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Nobody watched "I'm From Rolling Stone." [WWD]Google in a deal with CBS; don't get too excited, it's just radio for now. [MDN]Fox News: Ted Kennedy is a "hostile enemy" of the United States. [ThinkProgress]Some lady from the BBC named Managing Editor at HuffPo.

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01/08/07 Gawker, lockhart steele

Web Type Ready, Willing To Spout Off On Pretty Much Everything

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

FYI, Denton's "leave me alone bubble" has nothing to do with cold sores. Nothing at all.

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You catch that Styles piece on the bright young things who like to breakfast late? continued »

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01/03/07 Gawker, hall of shame

Hall of Shame: Non-Paying Pubs

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

The Peach Pit still owes me $200 for some Transom filler that ran in Fall '05. I maintain that Choire Sicha refuses to submit my invoice to accounting. Shit never changes.

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In the spirit of the new year, as well as utter brokeitude, we've taken stock of our outstanding invoices from '06. One offender appears to be the New York Observer, which still owes us money from ages ago. (Confidential to J.K.: When you switch to a tabloid, you still have to pay people. Love, Us.)

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12/12/06 Gawker, max dassler

Debutard Max Dassler Still Douche-tastic

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Oh, I missed him! His wisdom feels like...home.

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A few months ago, Chris Hanley sent us a video of a GenArt party that featured a guy, later identified as Max Dassler, spouting such words of wisdom as, ""You know, like, I'm into movies, and that's cool.

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11/14/06 Valleywag, cheap post

Hypocrisy alert

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Now that I can actually look at this site without my eyes watering, I just want to give Nicky D a hug. Sometimes tough to hit 12, isn't it?

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Tom Scocca from the New York Observer found some irony in the item on Google's restrictive press policy. In my other life as an online publisher, I am said to be elusive and manipulative. My words. He pinged me on IM, for an item, but two can play that game. continued »

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11/10/06 Gawker, us weekly

Breaking: New Face At 'Us Weekly'?

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

David, with all due respect (and so much of it is due!), you really shouldn't assume everyone -- or, hell, anyone -- saw it on Jossip first.

And the self-promoting linkage is so Julia Allison. C'mon. You know better.

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A reliable source informs us that Jann Wenner has hired GMA supervising editor Colleen Curtis (formerly managing editor of the News) to be the executive editor of Us Weekly. We've no reason to doubt the veracity of this one, but then again, we thought Lori Majewski was still working there.

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11/01/06 Gawker, field guide

Field Guide: Julia Allison

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

huh. funny one might say julia gets the attention she seeks... i wonder who suggested this feature idea.

(i mean, besides doree and emily. i know they love condom-encrusted bustier pics taken at a big gay orgy.)

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I was sort of annoyed that the New York Times didn't interview me ... I'm sort of surprised no news producers have called me yet.That's amNew York sex columnist (or "effing sex columnist" as one source describes her) Julia Allison in Radar, lamenting the insufficient media attention she's received... continued »

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11/01/06 Gawker, gawker

Meet Your New Gawkers

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Actually, Barbara, I only learned to smile after I realized that I could someday leave the slaveship.

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Please join us in welcoming these fine additions to the dysfunctionally combative Gawker family. The two ladies in the accompanying photo are new co-editor Emily Gould (at right) and new associate editor Doree Shafrir (at left).

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10/31/06 Deadspin, gawker

Message From the Guest Editor: Checking In

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Er, I wouldn't touch it. That's what I meant. Guess I'm just inarticulate enough to fit in around here.

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

I'm flattered, really -- but if you boys think I wouldn't touch this site with a ten-foot pole covered in cardinal shit.

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Okay, listen up, douchebags: I don't like you and you don't like me. But thanks to some of the sloppiest play we've seen in World Series baseball since the Marlins beat the Indians we're stuck with each other for the next twelve posts. continued »

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10/25/06 Gawker, spy

Before 'Spy,' Magazines Weren't Even Printed on Paper

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Spy jumped the shark when Spiers left.

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It's another "how great was Spy" piece, this time from The Observer (Graydon Carter's subsequent gig): Had it not been for Spy, of course, there never would've been a Gawker Stalker (Spy loved maps, anonymity), nor Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd (Spy loved pranks), nor VH1's "Best Week Ever" (Spy loved...

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10/22/06 Deadspin, world series

Live From Game One

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Dan: Actually, yes -- it IS upsetting that I'm from Detroit, which implies that I have "roots" or somesuch nonsense.

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Jalopnik's Ray Wert is a man who loves the Tigers and has fragile emotions--particularly when being left out of Gawker media bets. He was at game one of the World Series last night. Hey, you know -- what do I care about some stupid Gawker / Deadspin World Series bet anyway? continued »

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10/13/06 Gawker, fuck it i'm so out of here

Letter From the Outgoing Editor: I Haven't Had Champagne for a Long Time

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Except that even when Balk's naked, it looks like he's wearing a sweater.

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Brace yourselves, because here comes the sincere part. I've no idea what to say, actually.

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10/13/06 Gawker, week in review

Gawker's Week in Review: Short and Sweet

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Exactly, Ziggy. Like a fucking funeral in here, ack.

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Wait! I can still do that myself. Look at me, talking to myself in comments. It's been a long way down!

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

holy shit, take that down.

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• Plane: Crashed. • Kuczynski: Dissected. • Doucehbags: Solicited. • Diller: Pissed. • Army: Strong. • Jolie: Dusky. • YouTube: Sold. • Coen: Gone.

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10/13/06 Gawker, fuck it i'm so out of here

It's My Last Ever First Post of the Day!

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Stop! This is not time for goodbyes -- I've still got eight goddamn hours. They won't be decent, mind you, but they never really were.

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I've kept my mouth shut for the past two weeks, sluggishly phoning in my twelve daily items ever since I first gave notice (the extra not-funny ones? Those were me).

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10/11/06 Gawker, manhattan

NY Yankee Cory Lidle Piloted Crashed Plane

Image of Jessica Jessica says:

Oh, fuck that. I was the "person on the street." And this IS what happens when Detroit wins something! Mini-apocalypse!

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Our relations at Deadspin are collecting reports that the plane which crashed into the Upper East Side building was registered to -- and probably piloted by -- New York Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle.