hesperid commented on Lawyer Bridezilla Sues Florist For $400,000 In Wrong-Colored Hydrangea Damages, at 3:27 PM on Oct 16 I'm suspicious that couples who spend a gazillion dollars on a wedding are making up for real love that's not more »

hesperid commented on Mary-Kate Olsen's Purse Can Fit Kylie Minogue, at 11:07 AM on Oct 16 People that small with no condition for it freak me out. more »

hesperid commented on Everyone in the world's secret, at 2:56 PM on Oct 15 I want to kill the make-up artist for never covering up his tanning bed goggle eyes! Seriously distracts me from more »

hesperid commented on Anorexic Model On Recent Weight Gain, Weird Freckles, at 12:26 PM on Oct 12 I'm sure I'm already going to hell, so when I clicked the link and saw her photo I went ahead more » [jezebel]

hesperid commented on "MADMAN artist Vincent Gallo, at 5:24 PM on Sep 14 Yikes. Sleaze! My friend's girlfriend cheated on him with Vincent Gallo on a trip to NY. Word is he did more »

hesperid commented on Which Fashion Lady Did Nina Garcia Spy Wearing Granny Underwear?, at 4:05 PM on Aug 31 Finally! Someone says boy shorts! They're the best: they're not technically granny panties and the straight cut doesn't slice your more »

hesperid commented on More Daft Than Punk, at 5:48 PM on Aug 17 I'm loving Farmer Jed's son Bubba hanging in the background of #1. more »

hesperid commented on "A New Jersey stockbroker, at 4:05 PM on Aug 16 @flipper baby: Hilarious! I laughed out loud for at least a good 7 minutes after reading that... more »

hesperid commented on Why Must Daters Talk?, at 3:42 PM on Aug 16 I guess then the only things thirty-somethings care about is Gawker, quiet dinners out and listening to twenty-somethings awkward date more »

hesperid commented on Blue States Lollapalooza, at 4:03 PM on Aug 10 #10 still has her goddamn baby teeth. more »

hesperid commented on The Sun Repeatedly Backs Up Over Lizzie Grubman's Face, at 12:32 PM on Jul 31 She looks like the beast from that ridiculous soap opera Beauty and the Beast of the late 80's...except shaved and more »

hesperid commented on Dear Haters: Everyone Has Cellulite. We Consulted Our Ass, at 4:08 PM on Jul 30 I hate AdAge. I wrote a nasty complaint to them a while back because of an article written where the more » [jezebel]

hesperid commented on Are Birkin Bags The Root Of Evil?, at 5:25 PM on Jul 18 Does anyone remember the computer game "Civilization"?? If you were a dork in high school then you do...umm anyway, this more »

hesperid commented on Jane staffers actually are, at 3:20 PM on Jul 9 P.S. Raise your hand if you're sick of the Vinnie's tampon case ads in the back pages of Bust or more »

hesperid commented on Jane staffers actually are, at 3:16 PM on Jul 9 @Schadenfrau: agreed! Bitch and Bust are ridiculous... and I don't see the connection in comparing them to Jane. Jane is more »

hesperid commented on "I Always Knew Claire Danes Was A Weirdo But This Is TOO Much", at 2:54 PM on Jul 9 I hate to judge her by just her looks (not that her incredably annoying acting helps) but when casting for more »

hesperid commented on The Four Types Of New York Karaoke Performers, at 5:14 PM on Jul 5 Ooooh, there's always this type: The drunk bitch who refuses to sing but ruthlessly laughs and insults all those who more »

hesperid commented on Hipsters At PS1, at 1:36 PM on Jul 2 Agreed! I'm sorry, but no matter how skinny your white jeans may be or how shiny your spandex tube top more »