bifteck commented on Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down, at 5:59 PM on Oct 11 @guitarsnob: I'm thinking ascots are next, actually. more » [jezebel]

bifteck commented on "It's an outrage! The first, at 2:53 PM on Oct 10 @brian griffin: Yeah, uh, I don't know much more about it. I checked out the web site and basically it more »

bifteck commented on "It's an outrage! The first, at 1:23 PM on Oct 10 @Atelier: I loathe the new logo. The font is something AWFUL. more »

bifteck commented on J.K. Rowling: Total Harry Potter Hottie, at 10:31 AM on Oct 10 I am loving all the red nails & lips I'm seeing lately. more » [jezebel]

bifteck commented on Britney Spears: Still A Mess, at 10:12 AM on Oct 10 @Southern_Gent: Oooh.. good point. I was thinking of current TV funnymen, but I suppose Seinfeld makes more sense here. more » [jezebel]

bifteck commented on Britney Spears: Still A Mess, at 9:30 AM on Oct 10 Blind item guesses? I'm going for Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert. more » [jezebel]

bifteck commented on Enough Already, at 5:46 PM on Oct 9 @magic1: Probably. There's a whole resurgence of those tees right now. There's even one that says "Frankie Says Relax." more » [jezebel]

bifteck commented on Dita Von Teese & Victoria Beckham: Are We Not Perfect?, at 2:19 PM on Oct 5 I love Dita's teeny-tiny accents of red. more » [jezebel]

bifteck commented on Parties, Bloc, Book And Otherwise, at 3:21 PM on Oct 4 Of course they're leaving early! They've got a book launch party to attend. more »

bifteck commented on Charlie Sheen Sends The Worst Emails, at 9:28 AM on Oct 4 Oof, crap email from a dude. more »

bifteck commented on Memo to consumers: Most mascara, at 1:28 PM on Oct 3 @sfikus: Awesome. Never thought about the multi-layering of different lash parts before! This is revolutionary. Thanks! P.S. Even before reading your more » [jezebel]

bifteck commented on 'The Sarah Silverman Show': Eulogizing Abortions, at 4:54 PM on Oct 2 @Cam/ron: Sigh... you and me both. more » [jezebel]

bifteck commented on The World's Most Suspicious Death, at 5:50 PM on Oct 1 @lalalina: @Cesare_the_Somnambulist: I'm not saying that what happened was OK, I'm just trying to get the facts, uh, "straight." Or more »

bifteck commented on The World's Most Suspicious Death, at 5:14 PM on Oct 1 I heard that they checked her every 5 minutes when they were supposed to be checking on her every 15, more »

bifteck commented on Jenna Bush was just interviewed, at 10:07 AM on Oct 1 she looks so much like her dad it's creepy and distracting So right. I used to think this, but lately as more » [jezebel]

bifteck commented on Marc Jacobs Shoes: A Step In The Wrong Direction, at 10:30 AM on Sep 25 Wow, that's fucking retarded. And ugly to boot. The bag is stupid too. Plus, Marc Jacobs shoes are too narrow for my more » [jezebel]

bifteck commented on From the mailbag: "Could you, at 5:44 PM on Sep 21 Yeah. Look. I've been meaning to say something, guys: they're obnoxiously retarded. I care about as much about their "sightings" more »

bifteck commented on Williamsburg's Hipster Doctor Will Diagnose You Via IM, at 10:31 AM on Sep 21 In all seriousness, this is maybe one of the best ideas I've heard in a long time. Reading his website more »