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VenusCloacina commented on Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World, at 8:04 PM on Oct 11 "blow off a fat chick"? Oh, Mr. Page. The email you sent was to insult a chick who HAD ALREADY more »

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VenusCloacina commented on Columbia Won't Cough Up Security Tapes That Show Noose Incident, at 4:43 PM on Oct 11 I love a good conspiracy theory, but this isn't one. I'm definitely on the "random act of shitheaded college more »

VenusCloacina commented on Doris Lessing Won The Nobel Prize And We Were Like "Meh", at 4:41 PM on Oct 11 Doris Lessing is awesome. TGN is actually really good, Emily--I hated it in college, too, but then reread it more »