Johnny_boy commented on James Lipton's Memoir May Be The Worst Thing Ever, at 11:21 AM on Oct 12 One time about ten years ago I saw him at a bodega...buying CRUMPETS. more »

Johnny_boy commented on Hey, Quit Paying Attention To Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick!, at 3:12 PM on Oct 9 @LolCait: Can we get married? more »

Johnny_boy commented on Atoosa: "The Next Big Style Icon Is Going To Be A Drag Queen", at 1:32 PM on Oct 4 Atoosa is planning a new dance craze based on certain drag maneuvers known as "voguing." Voguers are inner-city drag queens more »

Johnny_boy commented on The World's Most Suspicious Death, at 9:29 AM on Oct 2 The nice thing about our version of fascism is that its application is becoming ever more random and arbitrary. more »

Johnny_boy commented on "Have A Little Bit More Of A Social Life, Instead Of Sitting At Home In A Pair Of Shorts, Trying To Give Yourself Hepatitis", at 4:59 PM on Sep 28 PeeRican...what a great screen name. Almost as good as DominicAnus. more »

Johnny_boy commented on Things I'd Rather Forget, at 9:30 AM on Sep 28 What was he wearing? more »

Johnny_boy commented on Is Being An Alpha Kitty About "Being A Better Wife And Cook For My Husband"?, at 1:01 PM on Sep 26 The Return of Rahel Varnhagen! more »

Johnny_boy commented on There Are Hookers On 42nd Street, at 2:33 PM on Sep 6 A few years ago I was walking down Eighth Avenue by 42nd Street and a little Japanese woman in a more »

Johnny_boy commented on Why No One Wants To Write About Kurt Eichenwald, at 2:37 PM on Aug 8 Well, Eichenwald will be arrested within the next few weeks, and then you will be glad you have been covering more »

Johnny_boy commented on Didja Hear? Michelle Slatalla's House Is Worth A Lot Of Money!, at 10:12 AM on Aug 3 Gosh--why such rancor? This article is just another superb example of what the Times does best, showing us How We more »

Johnny_boy commented on Why Do Straight Men Think That They're Gay Men?, at 2:48 PM on Jul 31 Joel is the bareback top. That is why he is so worried. more »

Johnny_boy commented on "Being A Slut Is So Not Worth It", at 12:49 PM on Jul 13 MAGIC Johnson: "My Ass Got Injected Coach" Also, any cases where someone got AIDS from a blowjob? Probably not. more »

Johnny_boy commented on "Being A Slut Is So Not Worth It", at 11:32 AM on Jul 13 Yeah, you are right. I don't know if the writer is a woman or not. (Though I have never heard more »

Johnny_boy commented on Tiger Woods' Daughter Off-White, Maybe Even Taupe, at 12:58 PM on Jun 26 Try talking to the Japanese about how they are racially impure. Or to some high-caste Indians. Furthermore, most of the more »

Johnny_boy commented on Tiger Woods' Daughter Off-White, Maybe Even Taupe, at 11:12 AM on Jun 26 How about "pardo"? more »

Johnny_boy commented on The Jewish Cabal Of Publishing, at 2:23 PM on Jun 22 @backslider: Jewish guidos? I think we call them "Israelis." more »

Johnny_boy commented on The Most Expensive Summer Camps, at 3:03 PM on Jun 21 @We Are Donyell Marshall: Doesn't that sounds like a good deal to you? more »

Johnny_boy commented on Freegans Want Your Crap, at 11:13 AM on Jun 21 @Rock_Hunter: Ah yes, you see bowler hats are like breasts: one is not enough and three is too many. more »