HookerfaceAnon commented on James Lipton's Memoir May Be The Worst Thing Ever, at 11:38 AM on Oct 12 @narnio: You are wise. more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on James Lipton's Memoir May Be The Worst Thing Ever, at 11:25 AM on Oct 12 I'm confused as why SO MANY people feel the need to write excessively long memoirs. Like anyone gives a fuck more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on MTV's Beauty Queens: Fun, Ditsy, And Vindictive, at 6:51 PM on Oct 11 @JRae: Don't sweat it. It wasn't even close to the most alarming part of the show. more » [jezebel]

HookerfaceAnon commented on Elijah Pollack And Mordecai Stein Go To College In The Year 2020, at 6:28 PM on Oct 11 If they were actually roommates, Mordecai would write a treatise on weird it is that Elijah sleeps with a pound more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on Columbia Won't Cough Up Security Tapes That Show Noose Incident, at 4:39 PM on Oct 11 I am confused as to why this is such a Big Deal. Wasn't there just a shooting at a high more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on George Clooney Stands By Fellow Fake Doctors, at 12:56 PM on Oct 10 Eh. I don't know about him. Example: Larry King: So I hear you're building a hotel in Las Vegas! George Clooney: Well, Larry, more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on Enough Already, at 5:29 PM on Oct 9 I can't wait to not see this movie. more » [jezebel]

HookerfaceAnon commented on Pubic Hair Area Rug, at 5:29 PM on Oct 5 @ElijahPollack: I can't look at your commenter name and pic without smiling and almost giggling. more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on What Was Your Favorite Part Of The Gawker Book Party?, at 3:01 PM on Oct 5 Are they holding hands? Barf. more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on Britney Spears' "Gimme More" Video: It's Not Pretty, at 11:23 AM on Oct 5 Well. That was about as exciting as her VMA performance. At least we got to see what the corset she more » [jezebel]

HookerfaceAnon commented on Ann Coulter Is Still Fucking With Us, at 10:28 AM on Oct 4 Is it just me or has she become worse with wear? I seem to remember her being MUCH more reasonable more » [jezebel]

HookerfaceAnon commented on How are women like former, at 5:44 PM on Oct 3 @collegecallgirl: Yeah, but she worked for GLAMOUR and now PEOPLE. Hardly anything to which to aspire. Basically, I would rather more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on Angelina Gains Weight, Britney Hits Rock Bottom, 'The Hills' Have Style, at 3:35 PM on Oct 3 Love scarves? Christ. I will NEVER buy one of these magazines. Thank you for reminding me why. more » [jezebel]

HookerfaceAnon commented on Save The MFA Students!, at 2:03 PM on Oct 3 I already gave all my money to NYU. You know, to improve their bus system. more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on NYU Students Forced To Take Unreliable Transportation!, at 3:50 PM on Oct 2 God. This is awful. Save yourselves. Transfer to Wesleyan. more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on Elodie's Terrible Vengeance Wrecks Heidi's Dinner?!?, at 11:25 AM on Oct 2 BALK! You can't quit now! Didn't you see the teaser for the rest of the season?!?! Heidi and Spencer fight and more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on Britney Spears Loses Kids (In Court), at 5:25 PM on Oct 1 Anna Nicole, meet Britney. Britney, Anna Nicole. You two should chat. more »

HookerfaceAnon commented on The World's Most Suspicious Death, at 4:22 PM on Oct 1 Since it's Monday and we'll all be watching The Hills tonight: OMG! WTF?!?!? more »