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5:10 PM ON FRI JUN 1 2007
BY EMILY
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5:10 PM ON FRI JUN 1 2007
BY EMILY
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6:40 PM ON THU MAY 10 2007
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8:15 PM ON FRI FEB 23 2007
BY EMILY
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Sternbergh: Marcel had a Lex Luthor-esque regard for his own intellect.We thought Marcel was more like when Wolverine was brainwashed into becoming an agent for HYDRA, but we're no experts.
Sternbergh: Which, like Lex Luthor, was not entirely unearned.
Ozersky: Either Lex Luthor or Mr. Mxyzptlk.
9:30 PM ON THU FEB 1 2007
BY EMILY
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She brought all her dancers here, took her shoes off, looked like white trash -- which I love her for. We have orgy bowls here that come on fire -- it's a drink meant for five people. She drank three of them by herself, and she would not share with anybody. The dancers were at the bar. They say, "Don't get Britney one more drink." I go, "Baby I cannot cut Britney off unless she's passed out on the floor." And they go, "She wants tequila shots! Make a fake tequila shot. We have rehearsal at 9 a.m. in Jersey for a 60,000-seat arena." The next day she made it to the concert, but she busted her leg. And who's fault was it? Dirty Delta's, baby! Three orgy bowls and one tequila shot -- the other five were fake, but ... It's your own fault, boo!Oh, come on! Who among us hasn't checked off the "a drag queen had to serve me fake tequila shots" box on the "Do I have a problem?" questionnaire?
10:20 PM ON WED JAN 31 2007
BY EMILY
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After midnight I ordered pierogis and a hummus platter from Anytime.Really? ANYTIME? We think that the 24-hour last resort's greasebombs are the grossest shit we've ever put in our mouth, but we guess Joanna would probably beg to differ.
10:10 PM ON FRI JAN 5 2007
BY EMILY
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5:10 PM ON TUE DEC 19 2006
BY EMILY
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"hey everybody, I need your help!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE vote for me for rising star chef [in the James Beard Foundation Awards]! I will trully be indebted to you all. And if you really wanted to, fwd to all your friends and have them do the same thing. Accually please fwd this, it will help. Danny Meyer does it all the time."The coy SOBs have edited any identifying material out of the letter, but surely it shouldn't be too hard to find? We'd love a copy, and we promise to name names. Also, we are kind of in love with the "Danny Meyer does it" excuse; we're particularly interested in knowing what joint this fellow cooks at and if they serve shit with their shitakes.
10:25 PM ON TUE DEC 12 2006
BY BALK
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Do men ever speak out of turn?We're hoping that Tina's straight talking doesn't get her fired or backstabbed by her fake-titted co-workers before we get a chance to avail ourselves of her tableside concierge services! She sounds like our kind of gal. more »
The most common issue is men asking myself and other waitresses if their boobs are real, which puts you in an uncomfortable situation. Mine are, but a lot of the other girls' aren't!
How about women?
There was this table of women from out of town. I was like, "You guys really remind me of my mom and my family." This woman was like, "Oh, she should be real proud." I was like, "Excuse me?"
When you serve a couple, do the girlfriends get jealous?
We're always really attentive to the female. They tell us a million times, "Serve the females first. Make eye contact with her first."
8:10 PM ON WED NOV 29 2006
BY EMILY
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"He drinks beer, feeds all day, is constantly getting massages from transvestite hookers -- basically, Mario is a Kobe human ... Don't expect to see him in the kitchen at Babbo though. Mario hasn't actually cooked since 1979 -- unless you count freebasing."Ohhh, snap! Snapdiddlydap!
8:55 PM ON WED NOV 8 2006
BY EMILY
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8:15 PM ON TUE NOV 7 2006
BY EMILY
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We mention all this because the curiousity that vanished when we saw the show go down was quickly replaced in our mind by a question that we'd like to pose to the entire New York chef corps: If that much good food can be invented and cooked in an hour, why do restaurants that have six months to prepare a menu so seldom come up with more than two or three interesting dishes?
7:00 PM ON WED OCT 25 2006
BY SUKI
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