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Celebrities Almost Make Africa Interesting Again

Hey, so the Vanity Fair Africa issue hit newsstands today! Guest-edited by Bono! We rushed out to get our copy and brought it to the office where we realized that, you know, we're kind of shallow. Isn't Africa kind of last fall? We don't have the attention spans for that stuff. You know what we do care about, though? Celebrities! And with twenty different celebrity-studded covers, the magazine kept up involved for a good five minutes looking at the Annie Leibovitz compositions. Each one blends one subject from the previous cover, so you've got your Don Cheadle and Barack Obama giving way to Barack and Muhammad Ali. Here's a handy guide to who you'll want to look for at the newsstand. more »

MON JUN 11 2007
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profiles in shnozzage

Barack Obama Will Not Draw Horns On Your Heeb Head

Here's a cartoon drawn by Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) for a neurofibromatosis charity. The doodle, which sold on eBay for $2075, "features Senators Chuck Schumer, the head of the Senate Democrats' campaign arm; Harry Reid, the majority leader, Dianne Feinstein of California and Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts." How can you not love this guy? He's a stirring speaker, he offers the nation a chance to heal its differences, and he's completely able to capture Chuck Schumer's gigantic, Jewy hooknose! We think the choice is clear.

A Doodle Is Worth $2,000 [NYT]

WED MAY 30 2007
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Media Bubble

Oprah Cancels Presidential Election

  • Oprah Winfrey endorses Barack Obama. Hell, if she can move copies of The Road she can probably sell anything. [NYT]
  • Both the News and the Post have padded their circulation numbers. [AdAge]
  • Jeff Bewkes, likely successor to Time Warner's Dick Parsons, sees a bright future for HBO, noting popularity of OnDemand. [B&C;]
  • HBO CEO Chris Albrecht on demand with Las Vegas PD after domestic violence incident following DeLaHoya/Mayweather bout. [LAT]

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    MON MAY 7 2007
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    Remainders

    Sarah Jessica Parker Thinks You're Frumpy

  • Note to Sarah Jessica Parker: Clothes for everyday women do not need to be ugly. [Fashionista]
  • Ron Burkle sues Anne Hathaway's Eurotrash boyfriend for $55 million. [TMZ]
  • Would Reuters, which Felix Salmon thinks is already "boring," get even more boring if bought by a Canadian company? [Portfolio]
  • CBS turns off the comments on stories about Obama because people are racist and mean. [Public Eye]

  • FRI MAY 4 2007
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    AT 6:40 pm
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    Media Bubble

    Guns & Blammo

  • Garden & Gun has less than auspicious debut, arriving as it did just a few days before decidedly unpicturesque massive gun violence at Virginia Tech. [NYT]
  • Big media looking to buy the shit out of keywords for internet search terms in an attempt to drive traffic. [WSJ]
  • Radar feels ripped off, as Chilean mag runs with something resembling one of their stories. Somewhere Kurt Andersen has a laugh. [NYT]
  • Selfless Tribune execs decline bonus money, content themselves with the mere $65 million they'll get when Sam Zell completes purchase. [Trib]
  • Jon Friedman slavishly praises Dave Zinczenko's brand management, gives Men's Health editor lesson in non-subpar oral. [MarketWatch]
  • Vogue publishing director Tom Florio claims Men's Vogue "launched" Barack Obama. Take that, David Axelrod! [WWD]

  • MON APR 30 2007
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    Latest by schvitzatura: Guns N' Roses? Expect to see Ted Nugent on the cover soon... ... more

    Matt Drudge

    Matt Drudge Shocked That Multiracial Candidate May Have Diverse Genetic Background

    You know, in addition to being BLACK.

    Drudge Report
    Earlier: Matt Drudge Cannot Hide His Deep Knowledge Of African-American Culture

    serena torrey

    Serena Torrey Can Do It All In Her Spare Time

    This morning's Sun reports that—due to his stunning popularity—the Barack Obama fundraiser already moved to The Grand Hyatt hotel from its original location was selling out its new block of tickets quickly. This did not come as news to us! We'd already gotten the following missive from event planner Serena Torrey, who is better known as New York magazine's flack. more »

    FRI MAR 9 2007
    BY BALK
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    Serena Torrey, Still So Political

    Serena Torrey, the ice goddess publicist responsible for letting the world know just how excellent New York magazine—and everything associated with it—really is, may be more talented than any of us really know. She spends her days toiling in the trenches of Mosstown, lovingly handcrafting paeans to the mag's ever-growing ad page count, but she can't stop working in her spare time!

    A reader forwards a copy of an invite from New York Magazine P.R. woman Serena Torrey to potential Obama donors, announcing that Obama's Friday night event in New York has been moved from a night-club to a larger hotel space.
    Is there anything she can't do? Apart from stay out of politics, that is. Still, we bet her old pals in Camp Clinton aren't so thrilled.

    Obama Moves to Bigger Space, Again [The Politico]

    TUE MAR 6 2007
    BY BALK
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    Latest by The One: @Dusty in the Wind: I wouldn't want anyone from Camp Clinton anywhere near my crotch! ... more

    Remainders

    Remainders: Obama Parties N.Y. Style

  • Barack Obama comes to New York. $2300 gets you in the door of his fundraiser with Antonio "L.A." Reid. [The Politicker]
  • The Morning News kicks off its Tournament of Books. Brackets, people! [TMN]
  • Ana Marie Cox on Stephen Colbert at the Aspen Comedy Festival, playing... himself. [Swampland]
  • NYT staffers won't have to travel far for all their adorable Japanese accessory needs once the new building is completed—Muji is coming! [Media Mob]

  • MON MAR 5 2007
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    Barack Obama

    Will Obama Instant Book Flop Like 'Brad & Jen'?

    Hopes and Dreams: The Story of Barack Obama, an "instant-book" slapped together by a freelance writer in two weeks, will be published this week by Black Dog & Leventhal. According to the WSJ, this is an instance of a burgeoning trend: "with book sales declining, publishers increasingly are looking for quick-turnaround opportunities, hoping to tap public interest in a subject when it is hot." Oh, those desperate publishers, always looking for new ways to compensate for their tragically declining sales! more »

    THU MAR 1 2007
    BY EMILY
    AT 1:50 pm
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    Latest by cajunboyinthecity: since the "made for tv" movie has been effectively phased out, i suppose that the literary powers that be see ... more

    Media

    Media Bubble: 'Radar' Now En Español

    The scene at Penn Station, where Radar sits alongside Mujer. Many Spanish-speakers are concerned about the heterosexuality of their babies, so this may be a savvy move.

  • XM, Sirius satellite radio to merge. [NYP]
  • "American Idol" will destroy everything in its path. [NYT]
  • Is Barack Obama black enough for you? Depends on how many columns you can get out of it. [Journal-isms ]
  • OK! magazine: read at hair salons, doctor's offices, not many other places. [WWD]
  • Louise T. McBain—hottie Canadian, philosopher and art mag publisher—brings in outside help. Good luck with that. [NYP]

  • TUE FEB 20 2007
    BY BALK
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    Latest by JupiterPluvius: I think that the media follows what I like to call the "Bugs Bunny Principle"--anything with an approximation of long ... more

    Barack Obama

    Facebookers: Obama Not Quite Clean Enough

    The Sun and The Washington Post have both reported that Barack Obama is using sinister social-networking and uploading-while-drunk tool Facebook.com to attract young voters. He joins a long line of adults who don't quite get it, like fellow Senator Evan Bayh, a man that includes both "Graeter's Black Raspberry Chip Ice Cream" and "War on Terror" on his list of likes. Of course, the kids aren't entirely okay either—Obama's Facebook profile indicates he's received 185 clip-art-for-charity "gifts." The first one? A bar of soap. Enjoy it, our articulate and clean black friend.

    Obama backers find voice on Facebook [WP]
    Obama's Facebook [NY Sun]
    EARLIER: Barack Obama: One Fine-Smelling Black Man

    SUN FEB 18 2007
    BY CHOIRE
    AT 3:54 pm
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    Latest by avid: I'm gonna give him a naked troll doll. ... more

    New York Post

    Is There Anything Bill Clinton Can't Do?

    "Former President Bill Clinton helped his wife, Hillary, secure..." Wow, who would have thought that Bill and Hill would be the ones who finally tracked that Osama guy down! GO TEAM AMERICA! Oh. "...secure a key endorsement from an African-American leader who was being courted by Illinois Sen. Barack Obama." So it's just yet another Obama/Osama typo—one at least, we see, corrected in later editions. But we had our little flags all ready to wave and everything!

    Bill Snares Obama Guy [NYP]

    WED FEB 14 2007
    BY EMILY
    AT 12:40 pm
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    Latest by fileunder: A previous edit was "Bill Snares Osama Gay", but was too much, even for the Post. ... more

    Remainders

    Remainders: Everyone Needs a Modelizer In Their Lives

  • Will Smith gets mistaken for Barack Obama, resists the urge to call out the old couple who think they all look the same. [TMZ]
  • The Today Show's "fashion editor" slums it as the fashion editor for Life & Style. Or perhaps we should say: "FASHION EDITOR AT LIFE & STYLE!!!!!!!!! Isn't that an oxymoron?" [ViewFromTheFourthRow]
  • Some fashion-related blind items involving people who are termed things like "modelizer." [Fashionista]
  • Suffering in the name of a Kenny Shopsin egg-and-cheese sandwich at Essex Street Market. [Grub Street]

  • TUE FEB 6 2007
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    Latest by lypocenes: really, what could will say. like me, he thinks all old people look alike. ... more

    Barack Obama

    Barack Obama: One Fine-Smelling Black Man

    Jason Horowitz leads today's Observer with a profile of Delaware Senator - and presidential candidate - Joe Biden. As Biden surveys his rivals on the Democratic side, he offers up the kind of quote that a reporter only dreams of getting:

    Mr. Biden is equally skeptical--albeit in a slightly more backhanded way--about Mr. Obama. "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," he said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man."
    It is a storybook! Can you imagine living in a world where African-Americans can speak properly, exhibit intelligence, and maintain personal hygiene? It's like something out of science fiction!

    Biden Unbound: Lays Into Clinton, Obama, Edwards [NYO]

    WED JAN 31 2007
    BY BALK
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    Latest by Swordfish: Didn't Neil Kinnock say that? ... more

    Remainders

    Remainders: We're Just Getting Started

  • We can't improve on Best Week Ever's analysis of this Sienna Miller photo from the Factory Girl after party, so we'll just repeat their Chorus Line joke: Dance 10, Looks 3. [BWE]
  • Barry Obama: the man, the myth, the NYPIRG activist. Also, knows a lot about solid waste policies. [Politico]
  • So, the cum on the Saddam Hussein newspapers in Dash Snow's studio? Totally real! [Complex]
  • Don't go to the Waverly Inn expecting to be treated, like, nicely. Dumbass. [Eater]

  • TUE JAN 30 2007
    BY DOREE
    AT 7:23 pm
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    Latest by zaky: They kept offering you another bottle of sparkling water? And the food was really really really good? What assholes. ... more

    Media

    Media Bubble: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?

  • CNBC is backing Maria Bartiromo because, really, what else do you know about CNBC apart from Maria Bartiromo? [NYT]
  • How the Sulzbergers could tell Morgan Stanley to eat a bag of dicks. [Slate]
  • Were he still in charge at GE, Jack Welch would fire Jeff Zucker, fuck his wife. [NYM]
  • Shockingly, right wing news organizations may not be completely dedicated to things like "facts" or "truth," especially if they can smear Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama at the same time. [NYT]

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    MON JAN 29 2007
    BY BALK
    AT 10:10 am
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    Latest by longacre: Is that Rocky Dennis? ... more

    Barack Obama

    Before They Were Genuinely Famous: "Barry" Obama

    This has been around for a few days, but we hadn't seen it. Pretty awesome, no? Our favorite part is how "Barry" was apparently styled for his yearbook shoot by, like, Jermaine Jackson. No, wait, that's not our favorite part. Our favorite part is the "still life" featuring what we're assuming is a beer bottle and a book of matches. You know, like for lighting your drug cigarettes! So badass. We thought we'd go ahead and do the same kind of point-counterpoint with the Democratic presidential frontrunners that we did that other time; after the jump, the secretary of the chess club bares her chompers. more »

    TUE JAN 23 2007
    BY EMILY
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    Latest by Kainani: "Tut and Gramps" are his names for his grandma and grandpa. "Tutu" is Hawaiian for grandmother. ... more