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Media Bubble: Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

  • Bonnie Fuller is allegedly "reaching out to Hachette Filipacchi and to TMZ.com." There are the usual denials all around, but we think if anyone can revive Shock, it's Bonnie "Bon Temps" Fuller. [NYP]
  • Less than half the targeted "volunteers" at Time Inc. have yet to take their packages and go. Guess Ann Moore underestimated the appeal of working near a big pile of shit. [WWD]
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    FRI MAR 2 2007 AT 8:39 am
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    Associated Press

    Associated Press Evacuation: The Fallout

    Just so as to not keep you hanging: That A.P. evacuation that occasioned so many bathroom jokes on your part yesterday? Probably nothing.
    About 150 employees were briefly evacuated from the headquarters newsroom of The Associated Press on Tuesday after a staffer opened an envelope containing an unknown white powder.
    City officials conducted an onsite test of the substance and initial reports indicated it was harmless, Executive Editor Kathleen Carroll said. The envelope was taken to a lab for further testing.
    The envelope, which also contained explicit photographs, came to the AP's mail department on the 15th floor of the building at 450 W. 33rd St. and was delivered to an employee in the newsroom on the 14th floor.
    We're not going to make any jokes, because this is not a particularly funny issue, but we will admit to being more than a little curious about the pictures. more »

    WED DEC 20 2006 AT 11:10 am
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    Latest by MJones: So they found someone's stash of coke and porn? Looks like the AP is more fun than I thought. more

    Associated Press

    Breaking: A.P. Evacuation

    As we speak, the A.P. is being evacuated for a suspicious package -- it's very exciting.
    We suppose people at the A.P. have a very different idea of excitement than we do, but if you've got any more details, send them along.

    TUE DEC 19 2006 AT 2:28 pm
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    Associated Press

    Cloney-Hands Man Revealed

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    Photos

    Wire Service Photo Slapfight: Dust Marks, Dirty Sensors, Cloned Hands

    reutersvsap.jpgThe Associated Press runs a summary of the Reuters Photoshop teacup-tempest, re-noting that photog Adnan Hajj blames his bad brushwork on an attempt to remove "dust marks" under "bad lighting conditions." (Reuters has since embarked on an ass-covering campaign that includes a short discourse on the acceptable uses of Photoshop.) On the AP side of the fence, another photographer's "careless" use of Photoshop's cloning tool to compensate for a "dirty sensor" cloned an extra set of hands onto an Alaskan oil pipeline worker. The AP pulled that photo Monday; of course, we'd love a copy if anyone still has it on file. But really, we also love how WRAL's layout of the AP story comes complete with the graphic at right, where the Reuters logo gets the proprietary credit of "AP Image." Use of the Reuters logo is forbidden without the express written permission of the Associated Press. more »

    TUE AUG 8 2006 AT 8:30 am
    BY CHRIS MOHNEY
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    Latest by Modest AnonyMouse: AP: "The largest and oldest news organization in the world." Reuters: "The world's largest international multimedia news agency" If only Photoshop had more

    Associated Press

    A.P. Now Writing For Audience Exclusively of Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK)

    newfangledtechnology.jpgWho says newspapers are no longer relevant? Look how the A.P. brings you the news you need to know:
    E-mail is so last millennium. Young people see it as a good way to reach an elder - a parent, teacher or a boss - or to receive an attached file. But increasingly, the former darling of high-tech communication is losing favor to instant and text messaging, and to the chatter generated on blogs and social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace.
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    TUE JUL 18 2006 AT 8:31 am
    BY CHRIS MOHNEY
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    Latest by Alfonso X. Alfonse: Jason X. Jasons, a grad student at Harvard had this to say about the latest revolution in communication: "God, IM is more

    Drugs

    Remainders: Jacob the Dealer

    jacobjewel.jpg• We just can't believe that anyone calling himself "Jacob the Jeweler," who makes his living crafting massive, diamond-encrusted watches and pendants for the good people of the hip-hop industry, would have anything to do with a drug ring called the Black Mafia Family. [TMZ]
    • Introducing our new favorite website: Long Awkward Pose. People look stupid when they pose for pictures, but they look even more stupid when they don't know they're being videotaped during their earnest posing. Hilarity ensues. [Long Awkward Pose]
    • Markos Moulitsas of Daily Kos thinks Maureen Dowd is a "catty, insecure bitch," which may or may not having something to do with former Wonkette Ana Marie Cox. Crazy fucking redheads. [The Stranger]
    • If a sex shop comes to Soho, it has to be luxe. Kiki de Montparnasse fits the bill -- and if it's high-end, the celebrities shall flock. Go and watch Lenny Kravitz buy a high-end dildo, it'll change your life. [NY Sun]
    • Daniel Klaidman comes to NYC to be the assistant managing fluffer at Newsweek. [FishbowlDC]
    Associated Press management slowly dehydrates its staff to death. [The Slug]
    Bill Gates announces that in two years he'll go part-time at Microsoft and devote his energies full-time to his charity work. Steve Jobs cackles, John Hodgman weeps. [Forbes]

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    Latest by Chatty: i am going to have hours of shitty summer wedding fun generating content for long awkward pose more

    Headlines

    And, of Course, Reporter Jack Bauer Covers the National-Security Beat

    An emailer directed our attention to this "Breaking News" article on the Daily News AP feed: more »

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    Olympics

    The AP's Straight Talk on Weir

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    Reuters, on the other hand, prefers to call him "flamboyant." more »

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    Headlines

    Judy's Got a Brand New Bag

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    No, no, it's a different one. And: Yes, yes, it must suck for her these days. more »

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    Asap

    Today, the 'S' Stands For 'Sad'

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    An Associated Press insider told us a little background on that totally radical asap story we "grooved on" yesterday. more »

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    Associated Press

    The 'S' Is For 'Stupid'

    Ever since the Associated Press' Current TV-esque ill-advised new youth-targeted newswire asap -- all lowercase, no periods -- "dropped," as the hip-poppers say, the results, as you'd expect, have been like the scene in an "urban" comedy in which a middle-aged white character actor talks like Snoop Dogg -- equally embarrassing to young, old, black, and white. more »

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    Associated Press

    Everything is Abbreviated

    20050920jsf.jpgIt's day two of asap, the AP's new "younger audience service," and we think we now understand it: Younger audiences like brief, totally inconsequential and news-free items on ridiculously overexposed "young" "celebrities." more »

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    Today's AP, Not Just for Old People Anymore

    20050914ap.jpgActually, we didn't know the Associated Press was just for old people -- we've been prematurely curmudgeonly since at least our early teens, so we're maybe not the best example -- but apparently it is. How else to explain the need for a new, additional AP service geared toward young readers? more »

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    Associated Press

    Williamsburg Bridge update

    Three men on the bridge were not terrorists, reports the AP. According to the mayor, they were "just three 'stupid' men who were 'sitting around drinking.'''
    Security scare closes New York bridge [AP]

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