Results: anna nicole smith
Media Bubble
Newspaper circulation falls pretty much everywhere. Here on the home front, though, both the Post and the News saw increases. Other (slight) success stories: USA Today and the Wall Street Journal. [WSJ]
Those numbers would be better if the Audit Bureau of Circulation included website visits. [E&P;]
Conrad Black trial gets even more contentious. [NYT]
Christopher Hitchens charms ASME panelists; calls women "humorless bitches" and refers to Anna Nicole Smith as "that fat slut who died." [WWD]
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Gossip Roundup
Anna Nicole Smith's Literary Legacy
MON APR 30 2007 AT 10:40 am
BY EMILY
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glaring omissions
Glaring Omissions: "Look, I Am Stuck In The Life Of Jennifer Aniston"
Glaring Omissions reproduces tips received from readers in the last week that weren't covered on Gawker, either by accident (it happens!) or by design (it happens more often).
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FRI APR 20 2007 AT 4:57 pm
BY DOREE
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Gawker
The Gawker Ombudsman: I AM OLD AND THERE IS TOO MUCH YELLING!
I am going to use this column to do something I will never be able to do again—convey my first impressions of intensive Gawker-reading. Until I was asked to consider taking on this job, I had been only a casual reader, mainly clicking on the Stalker map to track the whereabouts of Kelly Ripa (Kelly: I know you love me! Why do you insist on playing these games?). Since that day, I have read more Gawker than is typical of any but the fruitlessly employed and Kurt Eichenwald's lawyer.
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TUE APR 17 2007 AT 11:37 am
BY BALK
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Remainders
Anna Nicole Smith and Kurt Vonnegut were both featured in the same issue of Playboy, but only one of them was naked. [Lard Biscuit]
What if a famous designer had a store opening and nobody came? [Racked]
The Sun has a right-wing agenda and loves Israel, says The Nation. Also, all that stuff about having 150,000 readers is grossly exaggerated. We're shocked. [The Nation]
Cain is moving farther downtown, but not exactly downtown: 17th and 9th, to be exact. Surely the neighbors are thrilled. [DBTH]
Starting in September, Nielsen will record ratings of shows watched in bars, gyms, hotels, and offices. [NYT]
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Remainders: The Anna Nicole-Kurt Connection
THU APR 12 2007 AT 6:45 pm
BY DOREE
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Latest by lorem ipsum: When I reached this sentence: "In the course of studying the deeper meanings of Star Wars over the past few more
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'Playboy' Anna Nicole Smith Celebration Tugs At Our Heartstrings, Weensticks
We took a look at the new issue of Playboy - Lock has it delivered to the office rather than his home - to see how that tribute to the late Anna Nicole Smith turned out. Apart from the creepy, graveside bukkake feelings one experiences when looking at naked pictures of a dead woman which are clearly meant to be masturbated to (or on, depending on your preferences), there's a poignant air to the piece.
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THU APR 12 2007 AT 3:40 pm
BY BALK
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Anna Nicole Smith
Remember how Larry Birkhead was going to get, like, gobs of money for a print exclusive? And how yesterday's announcement that he's the bona fide father would only cement that deal? We hear Larry has yet to put a deal into place, and for once, it's not about the money—it's about him being totally indecisive. "It's not like he keeps asking for more money, he just isn't making any decisions. I understood not wanting to jinx it before the paternity was decided, but he should really make a call now," says a tabloid-type person. And, look, there he is, yapping away on the Today show this morning. Tonight he'll be on Access Hollywood. At this point, there's almost no more information left for an exclusive—he'd better hope Dannielynn photographs well.
Why Larry Birkhead Doesn't Have A Deal Yet
Remember how Larry Birkhead was going to get, like, gobs of money for a print exclusive? And how yesterday's announcement that he's the bona fide father would only cement that deal? We hear Larry has yet to put a deal into place, and for once, it's not about the money—it's about him being totally indecisive. "It's not like he keeps asking for more money, he just isn't making any decisions. I understood not wanting to jinx it before the paternity was decided, but he should really make a call now," says a tabloid-type person. And, look, there he is, yapping away on the Today show this morning. Tonight he'll be on Access Hollywood. At this point, there's almost no more information left for an exclusive—he'd better hope Dannielynn photographs well.
WED APR 11 2007 AT 1:05 pm
BY DOREE
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Gossip
Gossip Roundup: Class Runs In Anna Nicole Fam
WED APR 11 2007 AT 10:22 am
BY EMILY
635 views
Latest by JiggyMavis: Drugs, knives, guns, porn AND diapers? I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. more
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IT'S BIRKHEAD BY A NOSE
Ladies and gentlemen, Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn. We can all sleep more soundly tonight knowing that all is right in the world, and that Larry Birkhead will be getting both $5 million and a baby, for sure.
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TUE APR 10 2007 AT 3:54 pm
BY DOREE
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Tmz
Live-Blogging TMZ's Live-Blogging Of The Anna Nicole Smith DNA Results
3 p.m. TMZ has been carefully noting the points at which each of the interested parties arrives at the courthouse: first Larry Birkhead, looking remarkably slick; then Howard K. Stern, looking grim; and Virgie Arthur, looking, apparently, a bit large. According to TMZ, "The revelation of the baby daddy is imminent." Shriek!
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TUE APR 10 2007 AT 3:39 pm
BY DOREE
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Nation On Pins And Needles For Resolution Of Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Drama
Seriously, what the fuck, we've been waiting forever. Who's the daddy already? Also, why is Cousin It sitting on Larry Birkhead's shoulder?
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TUE APR 10 2007 AT 3:28 pm
BY BALK
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Anna Nicole Smith
Larry Birkhead Could Get $5 Mil And A Baby
Sweet mother of God, the DNA test results of Anna Nicole-spawn Dannielynn will finally be announced tomorrow, bringing our long, collective nightmare to what will undoubtedly be an anticlimactic conclusion. There's practically no one left who believes that someone other than Larry Birkhead could be the daddy. Even that poor sap Howard K. Stern has all but conceded defeat. (Though Prince von Anhalt could be a dark horse! Wouldn't that throw everything into disarray?) Of course, this is just where things start to get fun—and expensive—for the celebrity magazines and the tabloid TV shows.
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Gossip
Gossip Roundup: Larry Birkhead By A Nose?
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Gossip Roundup: The Anna Nicole Smith Diaries
THU APR 5 2007 AT 9:58 am
BY EMILY
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Latest by slinkimalinki: and now i have early madonna singing "if we took a howie day (c'mon! lets celebrate!)" in my head. more
Remainders
Remainders: Anna Nicole, Dollface
Anna Nicole Smith
New Twist In Anna Nicole Smith Case
Okay, the other two aren't much of a surprise, but Ronnie Wood? This thing goes all the way to the top!
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TUE MAR 27 2007 AT 12:46 pm
BY BALK
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Anna Nicole Smith
Andrea Peyser Hits (Anna Nicole's) Bottom
We'd worried that Post finger-wagger Andrew Peyser had lost her touch since finding love. Her last few columns felt decidedly phoned-in—c'mon, "Send Naomi To Jail"? But today, the Peys is back in the saddle, challenging preconceptions and writing more vividly than anyone would like.
Her Death A Mishap? My Butt [NYP]
It's as plain as the fierce infection raging through Anna Nicole Smith's voluptuous backside on the day she died. Her death was no pure "accident." Only in Florida can a healthy, young woman drop dead in a hotel room with a nasty bug raging through her bottom from a dirty hypodermic syringe ...One thing's for sure: were wrong when we called her a tit man.
Her Death A Mishap? My Butt [NYP]
