Talaton commented on Doris Lessing Won The Nobel Prize And We Were Like "Meh", at 4:21 PM on Oct 11 Say what you want, this reaction to hearing you've won the Nobel prize: "Oh Christ! ... I couldn't care less" more »

Talaton commented on Seth Rogen And Judd Apatow's Dude Disciples Celebrate The Victory Of The Nerds, at 9:47 AM on Oct 9 @friend_of_a_friend: I agree with you in general, but I don't understand why people have a particular axe to grind with more »

Talaton commented on So, get this: Britney Spears, at 5:22 PM on Oct 8 @Sally Tomato: Well, Bumblefuck IS beautiful this time of year. more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on OMG, Lisa D'Amato, our favorite, at 3:06 PM on Oct 8 She's the one who drunkenly talked to a tree, wore fake teeth and told the world to "eat a cookie," more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on Saturday Night Lives' 2007 Douchebag Awards, at 12:33 PM on Oct 8 @francophony: Lord and Lady Douchebag anyone? more »

Talaton commented on 'America's Next Top Model': Bianca Is A Bitchy Bitch, at 1:06 PM on Oct 4 @type_slowly: I see it. Except Sarah Hagan is AWESEOME and Victoria is snotty. more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on 'America's Next Top Model': Bianca Is A Bitchy Bitch, at 12:51 PM on Oct 4 Say what you want about Bianca, but her whole "Heather is doing good, she keeps working at it, she could more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on Britney Spears Chooses Starbucks Over Court-Date, at 10:20 AM on Oct 4 @BiscuitDoughJones: Mariah Carey. Didn't she just do that interview and talk about how she loves having extra room in her more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on Caveman Confronts "View" Creationist Sherri Shepherd, at 1:42 PM on Oct 2 Yes, Nick Kroll was on Best Week Ever. He's also a funny performer of sketch and general hilarious man about more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on 'The Fashionista Diaries': Bridget Wets Her Pants, at 4:18 PM on Sep 27 @kitalyn: Am I the only one to stand up for the laugh-pee-ers out there? It was a bigger problem when more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on Three Drinks Can Cause Breast Cancer. But What About Six Drinks?, at 11:54 AM on Sep 27 @The Unicorn: Those Japanese folks don't have any exciting vices like "kegstanding in heels" and "power hour" because they'd never more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on This Is The Best Cycle Of 'America's Next Top Model' Yet, at 2:25 PM on Sep 20 @zequ: Actually, there are TWO of those! Lisa is a "bikini dancer" and not-anorexic-not-quite-a-plussie Sarah is a burlesque dancer and more »

Talaton commented on This Is The Best Cycle Of 'America's Next Top Model' Yet, at 1:38 PM on Sep 20 I was surprised and thankful that blind Boston and homeless Anchorage didn't make it. Although in past seasons we've already more »

Talaton commented on Mother Of Tween Model Castigated By U.S. Media, Janice Dickinson, at 1:30 PM on Sep 20 @ellagood: Come on! Nothing on Janice is 13 years old. My only wish is that she was brought in to comment more »

Talaton commented on Many of us broke the limbs, at 12:33 PM on Sep 13 This is a form of Munchausen syndrome, yes? more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on Finally Starting To Forget, at 10:14 PM on Sep 11 I'm just joining in on the chorus of HOLY FUCKING HORRIBLE. And the line about her being lured to more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on Brad & Angie's Venetian Vacation: Checking The Diaper, at 2:08 PM on Sep 4 @shiningstar: Maddox more » [jezebel]

Talaton commented on Farewell, Heathchelle, at 10:06 AM on Sep 4 @maevemealone: Well, Michelle's about 3' 4", so maybe it's an optical illusion. more »