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Paris Will Only Serve Half Her Sentence

  • Because of the "good behavior" she displayed by showing up in court, Paris Hilton will only serve about 23 days, and she'll be separated from the general inmate population. Just like at Hyde! [AP]
  • Trouble in paradise for Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best: they got into a screaming match at the Soho Grand on Monday night. [Page Six]
  • Calum Best is just a classy guy all around, it seems— apparently he spends "Lindsay's money" getting other girls drunk so that they will bone him. [R&M;]
  • 'Office' star Jenna Fischer slipped on the marble steps at Buddakan and fractured four bones in her back. Nooo! [Page Six]
  • Laura Prepon and Jason Lewis are maybe, you know, canoodling it up. [Ed Note: Who?] [Em note: You know, the chick from 'That 70s Show' who is unrecognizable now because of her new blonde hair, which was totally a Jennifer Grey gets a nose job move, and the dude who fucked Samantha towards the end of SATC and hasn't done much since besides dump Rosario Dawson][Gatecrasher, 2nd item]

    • THU MAY 17
    BY EMILY
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    Candy Spelling Is Worried About Paris Hilton

  • Candy Spelling wrote an open letter to Paris Hilton about how to turn her life around. Later, Patty Hearst seconded her sentiments. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan bombed at the box office in Georgia Rule. Is this the end of being famous for being famous? (Hint: no.) [DHD]
  • Much-mourned 'Sopranos' casualty Drea de Matteo is maybe knocked up. [Page Six]
  • Donald Trump's granddaughter was born on Saturday and will soon be having playdates with her uncle Barron. [NYP]
  • "What lovable Hollywood heartthrob was doubly offensive at his recent premiere, where he groped a beautiful lady's posterior and later sent over one of his friends to ask her... well, we can't even find a euphemism for it." We have this sneaking quasi-psychic hunch that this little gob of random concerns Zach Braff and Julia Allison. Seriously. [R&M;, last item]
  • An artist who paid $3,400 for a 30-second audience with Michael Jackson reports that he smelled of "ladies' powder." [NYM]

    • MON MAY 14
    BY EMILY
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    Latest by Chaim_Gnadelstein: So let me get this straight -- Candy Spelling wrote an open letter to Paris Hilton SENTENCE ABORTED DUE TO ... more

    Remainders

    Do You Want To Spend Your Mornings With Nancy Grace?

  • If Nancy Grace joins "The View" does Elisabeth Hasselbeck lose her slot as designated crazy right-wing ranter? [TVNewser]
  • Apparently, we're "oversexed, overprivileged, materialistic, unintelligent, fake, vain, vapid and vulgar." Why does Jessica Coen hate America? [Guardian]
  • Relive all those thrilling Vegas choking moments with Chris Albrecht's arrest report. [The Strip Podcast Blog]
  • Flip out over a self-help author. [Max Silvestri]
  • Christopher Hitchens explained. [YM]
  • Nick Cannon: Literate. [Complex]

    • FRI MAY 11
    BY BALK
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    Free Paris Hilton. Or Don't, Who Cares?


    Yesterday, a sad and staged publicity event took place outside our office. The "protest," aimed at "freeing" Paris Hilton, drew shockingly few spectators. Most of them, in fact, were press, including such luminaries as the Sun's Lenore Skenazy and the Post's Mark Bulliet. But what did average New Yorkers think about the whole thing? Since The Assimilated Negro and Richard Blakeley only work within 50 feet of the office, they came out to ask the hard questions.

    Previously: Ya Hear About This Spider-Man Movie?

    WED MAY 16
    BY BALK
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    Paris Hilton's Other Court Case

  • George Soros and Queen Noor, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. [R&M;]
  • In case you forgot (we did!), "socialite" Zeta Graff's defamation suit against Paris Hilton—she alleges that Paris "planted a false and damaging" story about her in Page Six, ohnoes—goes to trial next week. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Denise Richards so totally did not tell the paparazzi where she'd be all the time during her divorce from Charlie Sheen and initial hookup with Richie Sambora. "It was awful," she says in Glamour. [Page Six]
  • Melanie Griffith has not been taking good care of her knees. [The Superficial]
  • What if they threw a Free Paris protest and nobody came? [TMZ]
  • A former personal chef for the Sting-Stylers has won a lawsuit against that tantric twosome. Apparently they fired her for getting knocked up. [R&M;, last item]

    • FRI MAY 11
    BY EMILY
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    The Big Con

  • Conrad Black's second-in-command turned star government witness serves up Lord Black on a platter. [WSJ]
  • Katie Couric rapidly approaching total viewership comprised solely of her own family; maybe she should cover Paris Hilton. [AP]
  • Time Warner chief Dick Parsons to Google: Bring it on, bitches, we will kick your ass. [Reuters]
  • If Thomson-Reuters merger is successful, Bloomberg faces some actual competition in the financial data market. [NYT]
  • Macy's ad chief not buying that whole "but people are reading online" excuse. [AdAge]
  • Of all the people from whom Susan Sontag could have plagiarized, she chose someone from Salon? (Italics indicate both publication title and severe shock.) [NYO]

    • WED MAY 9
    BY BALK
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    N.Y.U. Kids To Free Paris Hilton

    Says the person who's organizing Thursday's rally (during commencement?) in Washington Square: "Even if you don't love her, you have to admit that 45 days in one of L.A.'s most dangerous female prisons is not a fair punishment for neglecting to renew your license. This is about the freedom to do what you want vs. overly conservative judges coming down hard on anyone who likes to party." Oh, so that's what this is about! Or is it? Some N.Y.U. students would beg to differ. more »

    TUE MAY 8
    BY EMILY
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    What Really Killed Isabella Blow?

  • A spokesman says that style guru Isabella Blow's death was caused by cancer, but her 'friends' suspect otherwise, based on previous suicide attempts. [Gatecrasher]
  • Poor Elliot Mintz is still hoping that Paris will rehire him even though he testified against her. "I gave her a call and she was warm and personal, and we're going to sit and have a conversation about her future." [NYP]
  • Or maybe they've already reunited? Us caught up to the embattled publicist with Paris at last night's "Sober Day USA" event (wtf?), where he said that "the rumors of our professional separation were overexaggerated." [Us Weekly]
  • Also, more details have emerged about that eerily prescient photo spread in June's Harper's Bazaar featuring Paris and Nicole Richie being chased by cops. [WWD]
  • Brittany Murphy finally got some dude to actually marry her. [Page Six]
  • Comedy power couple Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have moved to a larger West Village apartment. [Page Six]

    • TUE MAY 8
    BY EMILY
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    Gossip Roundup

    Paris Hilton Blames Arrests On 'Driving While So, So Pretty'

  • Paris Hilton is so tired of getting hit on by cops. That's why they pull her over, don't you know. And poor long-suffering publicist Elliot Mintz gets kicked to the curb. [NYDN]
  • Ellen Barkin has some minor regrets about her marriage to Ron Perelman. "What the hell was I thinking? Marry a rich guy? Was I crazy? I was already at the party. I didn't need someone to get me through the door. How could I be so clueless?" [Page Six]
  • Fur-loving lolgay Kristian Laliberte may have been involved in a shoving match over former flame Peter Davis, but he won't confirm or deny: ""I refuse to comment on my personal life." Quel disappointment! [R&M;, 2nd item]
  • Is Lindsay Lohan ditching Leslie Sloane Zelnick over the rumors that she engages in lezlove with Samantha Ronson? [R&M;, 2nd item]

    • MON MAY 7
    BY EMILY
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    Paris Hilton To Not Spread Disease For 45 Days

    Given the way our email blew up while we were having our after-work cocktail, either cancer got cured, Times Square got bombed, or Paris Hilton, the bicoastal conceptual performance genius, got herself sent to jail. Oh, too bad—it's the latter. This is a matter so thrilling that TMZ busted out their copy of Photoshop 5. Poor Paris. What crisis publicist will take her now?

    Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days In Jail; Hollywood To Burn [Defamer]

    FRI MAY 4
    BY CHOIRE
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    Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order

  • Kirsten Dunst bailed early on the Spiderman 3 premiere to attend her own birthday party, which seems like a good call to us. [Page Six]
  • David Hasselhoff blames his ex-wife, who "has her own agenda," for leaking his embarrassing boozy video. It's like the Baldwin thing but a thousand times more pathetic! [Page Six]
  • Today is Paris Hilton's DUI case's court date! Prosecutors want her to serve 45 days in jail. [TMZ]
  • Hills 'star' Heidi Montag is getting her money's worth from those new boobs. [Egotastic]
  • Frank Rich is getting sued, oooh! Oh. By an audiobook publisher, for breach of contract or something. We were interested and now are not. [R&M;, last item]

    • FRI MAY 4
    BY EMILY
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    Latest by BritneysBaldHoohoo: Please let Paris go to jail, Jebus. She might emerge with her other eye wonked-it would make a matching ... more

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    Lindsay Lohan Caught On Tape (Again)

  • Page Six, citing "word on the street," says Lindsay Lohan was caught on cellphone cam doing something unwholesome. OMG! Was she inhaling a virgin daiquiri through her nostrils? [NYP]
  • Michael Chabon says his mother "was kvelling" when he was described as an anti-Semite in the Post. Because she hates Jews too! (Kidding, Mrs. Chabon!) [NYDN]
  • Bob Dylan terrifies Malibu schoolchildren. [NYP]
  • Who Paris Hilton is working out on these days. [NYP]

    • THU MAY 3
    BY CHOIRE
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    Gossip Roundup: Britney's "Real Woman's Love"

  • Britney Spears' dad speaks out about Brit's firing her manager Larry Rudolph: "The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks." Britney's response: "I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love." Damn, we like this new publicist-having Britney! [Page Six]
  • Paris Hilton and singer James Blunt are engaging each other's open sores. [R&M;]
  • Madonna's rep denies that the singer is "devastated" not to have met Nelson Mandela on her latest trip to Africa: ""She never planned to meet him. She'd be honored, I'm sure. But she's focusing on Malawi. South Africa is Oprah's territory." Quick, Bono, call dibs on something! [R&M;, last item]
  • According to Page Six, "[Jessica] Alba's "Fantastic Four" co-star, Beau Garrett, has also been signed by Revlon, but his role is as yet undefined." We're shocked to hear of Garrett's gender reassignment surgery. [Page Six]

    • FRI APR 20
    BY EMILY
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    Latest by GeorgeBabbitt: Britney's complaining that all the men in her life "do not know how to accept a real woman's love" is ... more

    Vanity Fair

    Upcoming 'Vanity Fair' Issue To Feature Paris Hilton, Ugly Clothes

    Doing anything tomorrow at 9 a.m.? Perhaps you'd like to swing over to Hudson Studios, where a tipster reports Paris Hilton will be in attendance for a Vanity Fair photo shoot. Of course, this raises an important question: Does this signal some sort of weird Paris Hilton comeback? Is she remaking herself per Graydon Carter's specifications? Oh, also, we hear that the clothes include Marc Jacobs, Hudson, Louis Vuitton, and Chanel. And what do they look like? "Like ugly shit. Like little girl, cutesy stuff." Okay then! Maybe Paris won't be presenting a new image after all. —doree

    THU APR 12
    BY DOREE
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    Latest by Scout: Let's be grateful she's wearing clothes. Even ugly ones. ... more

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    Gossip Roundup: Drew Barrymore's Natural Beauty

  • Drew Barrymore didn't even have to win Top Model to get a contract with Cover Girl! "'How do I honor the tradition of Cover Girl and still bring myself?' Barrymore said she asked herself before doing the print campaign. 'It is a tone and a feeling.'"[WWD]
  • Ben Widdicombe bursts through the fourth wall at Arianna Huffington's launch for a ladies' thing: "Work with me here, Joan [Rivers], I need a punch line for the item." [Gatecrasher]
  • Justin Timberlake admits to calling Britney Spears because he was "worried about her." [People]
  • Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler engaged in a "makeout-off," though not with each other. [Us]

    • THU APR 12
    BY EMILY
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    Gossip Roundup: Is Anyone Handling Paris Hilton?

  • Was legendary investment banker Felix Rohatyn's Lazard lifestyle one of hookers, Shirley Maclaine and Jackie Onassis? Did bankers used to (heh, "used to") sleep with all the gals in the office? [NYDN]
  • Page Six would like you to remember that they ran a blind item on Paula Zahn's divorce three weeks ago. Also, in typical fashion, Howard Rubenstein represents both Paula and her soon to be ex, Richard Cohen. Oh great plan. [NYP]
  • Speaking of—is anybody crisis-managing Paris Hilton? Or is her life not considered a crisis? Last time out it was a Dan Klores project—what with the SNL appearance to defuse the sex tape—but no more. [NYP]
  • Even that nice little gnome Ed Koch hates Rudy Giuliani! America, how many warnings must you have? [NYP]
  • Suri Cruise maintains a weekly hair appointment, naturist lifestyle. [NYDN]
  • Henry the Intern is now the heartthrob of Silicon Alley. Mmrow! We had him first! [NYO]

    • WED APR 4
    BY CHOIRE
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    AP Ban On Paris Hilton Coverage Lasts Days

    The AP ban on Paris Hilton coverage lasted maybe a bit longer than a week. Well to be fair, we suppose this is "major, major news." She was driving not drunk!

    Paris Hilton Ticketed In West Hollywood     [AP]
    Earlier: AP Won't Always Have Paris

    WED FEB 28
    BY EMILY
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    Gossip Roundup: AP Won't Always Have Paris

  • The AP now refuses to cover Paris Hilton, "barring any major, major news." Because look how well that worked out for Lloyd Grove! [NYO]
  • Jason Davis, oil heir Brandon Davis's "larger" brother, may think that his shit doesn't stink, but the Transom begs to differ. [NYO]
  • Gotham Books "jumped through hoops" to change the title of Russell Simmons' new self-help book as it was going to press. The new title? Do You. Good call! [NYP]
  • Victoria "will always be Posh Spice to us" Beckham is preparing for her new NBC reality show, for which she and husband David "plays soccer or something?" Beckham are reportedly being paid $19 million. [NYP]
  • Also, she's gone blonde! [Us Weekly]
  • Diddy is being investigated for assault and battery after an Oscar-party incident. [TMZ]

    • WED FEB 28
    BY EMILY
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