- Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were inseparable over the Thanksgiving weekend, hitting the clubs together every night and shopping with Britney’s kids during the day. It’s all part of Britney’s plan to win custody of her kids… for Kevin.
- Kid Rock was so enraged about his soon to be ex-wife Pamela Anderson’s involvement in the Borat movie he yelled, “You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that in a movie?” He didn’t know how to deal with his woman wearing clothes and not blowing any drummers on film.
- The Reverend Jesse Jackson is calling for everybody to boycott the Seinfeld season 7 DVD as a way to punish Michael Richards. And as a way to protect people who have forgetten how bad the seventh season was.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt has sparked rumors that she’s pregnant after posing for photographers in what appeared to be a maternity dress. It’s a logical assumption when you consider Love hasn’t been photographed in anything other than bikini’s and tube tops for the past 12 years.
- Producer Jordan Kerner has bought the rights to put together a Smurfs movie trilogy. Fans of the show are already worried that it’s going to smurf big time.
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Ok, maybe I could see 1 Smurf Movie but a f-ing trilogy? Do you know if it is going to be animated or live action?
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Nice mullet, Sean Preston. That must be your dad’s influence.
I know it’s your guys’ jobs to find humour in the headlines, but since when was Season 7 of Seinfeld bad? Or, at least, since when has it been considered so bad as to warrant being singled out? Damn, you’re heartless. Susan must be turning in her grave.
You’re absolutely right– I’m way off on that one. I should’ve looked at the episode guide before I made the joke… I was thinking of the final season (which is sadly Larry David-less).
I wanted to make the joke Patrick made but, you know… have to be careful these days.
I just realized there are two Patricks in these comments. Confusion City!
Jennifer Love Hewitt wears pregnancy-looking clothes in almost every episode of Ghost Whisperer!
I’m glad I’m not the only one that notice Cletus Jr.’s sporting a mullet. Damn, who told Britney that was a good idea?
What’s with Kid Rock? A “whore”, a “slut” - uumm blatantly obvious attraction factor for him in the first place, no?! Her public persona has always been based on that - WTF, did he suddenly sober up and reach this conclusion all on his own or what? Kidtarded.
Hey, news flash Jesse Jackson…black people don’t watch seinfeld.