- PICKER: Brooke Shields picks it and licks it, the same way you just did in your cubicle. It’s OK to panic, we saw you. (A Socialite’s Life)
- BUILDING DEDICATION: The Rock donated $2 million to his alma mater, the University of Miami. Students can look forward to getting burgers at the Nation of Domination Dining Hall, then heading over to calculus class in the Eyebrows McGinty College of Mathematics. (Contact Music)
- HARDEST BREAK-UP: Fergie claims that her worst break-up was with Crystal Meth. Girrrl I know what you mean! He won’t return my calls either. (People Magazine)
- CLIP: It seemed impossible for Orlando Bloom to get any smarmier. But add into the mix his authentic English accent and a pinch of Ricky Gervais, and, yup! It’s possible. (YouTube)
- EMPTY THREAT: While we’ve avoided bringing up the fifth anniversary of September 11th today, mainly because we’re a gossip blog and are still shaken by the CBS 9/11 doc we watched last night, we will point out that today, one good thing has now officially taken place… in that Eva Longoria claims that Desperate Housewives is her last TV show. (Yahoo News)
- 9/11 DOC: And if you missed said documentary last night, CBS has it in its entirety on their website. Required viewing in our opinion. (CBS Innertube)
